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You forgot the piano music

Best ending I've ever hear

Have you abandoned your hikikomori ways user?

No.

In fact I'd say I'm more hiki now than ever.

No no, that will not do!
You will have to pay a $100 million yen fine for that!

>11 billion yen
Jesus Christ.

PURU PURU PURURIN

I was never a hikki to begin with.

Now, NEET on the other hand. Never.

What happened?

I'm more of an eva pilot.

So, you are the neighbor? That's not much of a improvement

So, you are more a less as crazy as Sato

>started working to earn some money to have an easier NEET life
>been working for 8 years now
help!

I was a NEET for around a year when I first watched NHK but then I got a job and have been employed for 7 years.
However outside of work I'm still a socially retarded loser who just sits at home playing games and watching anime and never goes out anywhere.
Does that count? Am I a normie now?

This is simply a norm here on Sup Forums right now, so I really shouldn't be too surprised by it, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed by the fact Sup Forums is normalfag now.

Us NEETs are becoming an endangered species, and soon to be erased for good.
But maybe that's for the best.

I'm sorta in the middle, worked for a few months, went NEET for several, then worked a year, now I'm NEET again.

It's more of a groupthink thing. When more people were unemployed you pretended to be unemployed, and now it's the other way around.

>Us NEETs are becoming an endangered species, and soon to be erased for good.
Kind of the other way around. There's both less work than ever and more social autism than ever.

Also, as self-indulgence and distraction become more acceptable, people simply don't identify as NEET anymore. And there's a whole lot of identities to choose from, they're much more available than, you know, work.

Stop it with the self-hate and self-deception. You're unemployed because there's no jobs, not because you're all secretly insane.

At the moment of writing this, there was 13038 open positions at the place I'm at, and 187814 people registered as unemployed. And that's with around 100000 people leaving the country beforehand (no one knows how many).

No one can convince me nine out of ten people are pathologically lazy and/or mentally ill. It's simply that the service economy only needs certain profiles and skill sets, and only with 2+ years of experience at doing the same thing.

that's like what, 10 dollars?

I'm a home security guard.

It is as you said, people work less and are more social autistic than before, but in the old times when you identified as a NEET it was because you were a real hard NEET. Probably living with several mental issues and some familiar shit. Now is lighter.

You mean, this is all a conspiracy by the NHK?

PURURIN

The correct euphemism is "Household Assistant"

No. And now I'm too old for anyone to try to fix me up or even care to do so. I will live this way till I die.

Underrated post

Why contain it?

You can`t be a NEET forever, user. That`s the entire point of NHK

I'll find a way to dig up enough cash until my inevitable suicide.

Well, they took away my health insurance this month, and now I can't get my medicine that I need.

So I suppose you're right. I won't be a NEET for too long now.

This.

I've heard the c-word in this context from two different people from the mil-ind complex. Unironically.
In my parents' generation, the only people who didn't work were exactly what you described, plus gamblers and drunks. Also, if you weren't skilled at something, your coworkers or an older mentor simply provided on the job training. Now, if you apply for something, the recruiter will explicitly say they won't provide you with training or experience. You'll first have to do the same thing at a different company (one that doesn't exist) and come back to that place two years later.

AKA-CHAN
NINGEN

MERODI MERODI ANO FUTARI WA MERODI

W-Whats the c-word? Conspiracy?

cunny

No. I may not be a NEET but I'm still a hikki. It's not working out too bad, actually.

left my NEET abode and currently working a shit job
I'm impersonating alpha chad anime protagonists to get by
people still havent realised im a sperg
maybe this is the secret of normalcy

Talking to normalfags, this seems to be the case. Everyone seems to have a little bit of sperg on the inside, some more than others (i.e. you and me) and being the spergs we are seems to have fewer and fewer social consequences as the years go by. My coworkers these days don't even treat me weird even though they know about all the weird shit I do at home and the fact I never leave it except for work. Also, just doing more shit in general whether you leave the house to do it or not really, really helps. Try picking up hobbies like 3D printing, working on the cheapest car you can possibly find, toy around with using phone VR sets on the PC, cooking, etc. I've recently been pan-frying a lot of things. It's easy and really tasty.

tl;dr Everyone's a little weird and the more cheap little hobbies you have the less weird you are to everyone else so go get some peanut oil and make fried tendies

I disagree, I faked it for awhile but eventually snapped and withdrew again.

Eh, try again when you work up the gumption. it really isn't so much about faking it as it is about presenting yourself in a way that isn't revolting. As long as you have something you can talk about, and it isn't porn, you should do fine.

I agree with this weirdo

I'll have to try some time, but I can't imagine talking to anyone without feeling like absolute shit. I always just want to get it over with, regardless of how normal I may seem. Maybe I'm a sperg AND an asshole, I dunno.

>work is giving me christmas week off
>get paid by the month so i got my check early
>already got my snacks and anime ready
>10 full days of being a disgusting slob

It's ok to snap after a time, we all need to recharge. Even normalfags do it. Most of the time we make an image of the normalfags as average guys with normal emotions and minds, but the truth is there are no normal people. It's just that in some of us is more noticeable

10 days of not doing nothing is not the same as being a hikikomori or a NEET user

>got paid to play pictionary today
Air force life is comfy

It is if I do nothing twice as much.

...

He actually did it. He found a way to be a hikikomori forever. That's sad, the guy actually had some talent

ODORU AKACHAN NINGEN

Last I heard he got himself involved in some occult shit

I was never like that
Also, Misaki didn't save anyone, and Kaoru's life vastly improved once he went back to his parents.

>Wrote about the dangers of being a hikikomori and being trapped on schemes and societies
>Falls on both of them

I don't even know how to feel about it

Haha, what a faggot

Wouldn't surprise me, in the novel, he went into detail about the drugs Satou (who is an analog for the author) took.

This is the anime that really screwed me up.

Knock, knock, knock.

Who's there?

YOUKOSO

HITORI BOCCHIIIIIIIIIIII

If this anime didn't heal you, then it means you were already beyond saving

Don't worry, I still believe in you user-kun

*knock knock knock*

*knock up*

>knocking up crazy

She's not worth that kind of effort.

Misaki in all other renditions of welcome to the nhk was a crazy slut.

Nah, she was better in the anime

Christ, that's depressing. You were warning us of this lifestyle, you ass.
Your anime will always be in my top 5 however.

This.

fuck you

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>was NEET living off government neetbux
>did this for about six months, totally unmotivated to do anything
>watched NHK
>watched it again
>got a job
>went back to school
>got a better job
>got married
>got a great job
>Literally just bought a Lotus Evora
>because I watched NHK

Very nice, I watched Initial D and it motivated me to finally start driving.

>lotus evora
I don't believe you, post pic (or an /o/ thread is fine too)

Student, still socially retarded cause I speak only English and everyone here doesn't.

Last I heard he got himself involved in some pyramid scheme shit

Give me a couple weeks and I'll have my first full year of true NEET-dom

I joined a cult and am making a tulpa.

So how is MLP doing these days

This. Welcome to the NHK is a true series that can actually change something in the viewer. Really few anime can do this

what is your tulpa based on

His waifu, anything else and he needs to get the fuck out of my board.

Be safe, user.

Oh shit. You will only create something like OP's pic user

what do you mean by that

The wild stories of retards somehow creating delusions that "turn against them," probably.

those stories are usually not true. It's not impossible for it to happen but all you have to do is not worry about it.
worrying is what causes those things to happen usually

If he's on this board and on this specific thread then it means he is not the most calm and balanced person user

still doesn't mean he will fail. just look at the degenerates on the /trash/ tulpa threads.

He's here, he already failed

>normie
Like satou, you are pretty much a failed normalfag.
>been reduced to a NEET
Memes aside, this is actually a big improvement rather than saying a hikki.
>living as a parasite off his royalities
How is this an inherently bad thing? Isn't that the whole idea of fucking retirement - living off the money you earned.

reminder misaki is an angel and did nothing wrong

Am I a hikki if I live in the middle of nowhere and don't see another human being more than a couple of times a month, but I still enjoy going outside and go for hikes or at least spend a couple of hours outside every day? I suppose I'm a NEET regardless, but I feel like this keeps me a lot more sane than your average hikki.

Makes you sound like more of a hermit, depending on how often you see people.

I freeze bulk food deliveries every 2-3 weeks, besides that I don't see anyone unless I'm upgrading the internet or something. I'd estimate I get around 30 minutes to an hour of in person interaction per month.

I'm kind of always thinking about it. I may have an entirely different problem than Satou.

Be strong, my brother in the tulpa arts. The dark enlightenment is just around the figurative corner of your mind.

I envy you so much

nope.
and unlike your last victim i wont fall for your female tricks im stayin a BIG. STNKY. N E E T. FOREVER. better luck next time succubus.

dont insult my waifu like that you dirty neet

>female
>waifu
the absolute STATE of /a

>In Norway you get 60% of your previous salary when unemployed
>Sole motivation for finishing an Engineering degree is getting a high paying job, work 2 years, then be a NEET again

What's so about about falling for female tricks?