Have cowtits ruined your Christmas, Sup Forums?

Have cowtits ruined your Christmas, Sup Forums?

No, I love my waifu's large breasts.

On the contrary, cowtits have made Christman great again! So I'm enjoying life with cowtits right now.

Try not to drink too much milk there, OP. You might get kidney stones if you drink too much. source: firsthand experience

I drain 3 gallons every week and have never had such a problem. How much fucking cow juice were you chugging, user?

Had a bowl with cereal every morning, and a quart with lunch EVERY SINGLE DAY for a whole week!

3 gallons = 12 quarts
7 lunches = 7 quarts = 1.75 gallons
~4 cups = quart
1 bowl of cereal ~= 2 cups of milk
7 bowls of cereal = 7*2 = 14
14 cups/ 4 to a quart = 3.5 quarts
1.75 +3.5/4 = 2.5
So you still had a half gallon less

It was apparently enough to fuck with my kidneys. Hurt like a goddamn bitch, too.

Take other user's kidneys then you can drink even more

Step up your kidney game, user, them's rookie numbers. How are you supposed to make it if you can't even SS+GOMAD, bro?

While that would be one way of doing that, I'll have to pass on it. Instead, I've been going with cheese (occasionally) as a replacement so I don't take in so much at any one time. It sucks, 'cause I fucking LOVED milk. O-oh yeah, we're on Sup Forums aren't we; sorry for the blog, folks. Carry on.

>SS+GOMAD
This isn't /fit/, user, so I'm not familiar with that abbreviation.

No, i dont care for fat tits

Christmas was ruined long ago, long before cowtits came into the picture

but yeah they have made it even worse somehow

>SS+GOMAD
Starting Strength + Gallon Of Milk A Day
Lure the wife in with sexy ass and thighs
Keep her with a stomach that can drain her dry

>her

THANK YOU SKELETON

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Dick.

>Have cowtits ruined your Christmas, Sup Forums?
Not in the slightest, user.

Absolutely not

I want to make it snow
On my waifu's titty show
Where I will make it flow
When my waifu gives me a blow

How does a stomach drain a person?

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Never will.

This is too much.

No, this is too much.

I can't imagine anybody needing that much calcium.

Also friendly reminder that DFC always grow titties in order to give those milkies.

What did they do to Vivio? She's fucking massive.

>cow legs

Flat is cute.

Mino's milk is great for building strong bones and teeth, as well as cardio capacity.

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My condolences on your lacrosse intolerance, user.
Go on, user. Touch the cow.

The day Koisuru Ushichichi got btfo.

pedophiles need to be banned from posting on this site

Himawari's breasts almost ruined my Christmas but Sakurako saved it.

Actually, this site is mainly browsed by little girls

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Hitoshit is trying to make this site more popular. Should be ban or invite all pedos?

all the more reason, user
we don't need those disgusting perverts praying on us

You're right, all we need is each other

I don't think putting malware on the site is going to make it more popular

Aussie go home. Flat chested women are not children.

Homosexuals need to be banned from this website.

I prefer dragon tits

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Will flatfags ever recover from this?

What is the english title for this, if you cant read cow runes

Lurk for 2 years before posting, retard.

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It's right there in the fine print, user.

What the fuck are you even saying.

I think your image is broken

Crab puts his love of outsized oppai aside from time to time, so sooner or later he'll give the bitty titty committee girls a day in the spotlight.

Let's settle this matter once and for all, Sup Forums.

Flat or cowtits?

2D boobs are awesome, 3D boobs are also great, too bad they come with the woman tax.

BOTH

On girls of that height? Definitely flat.

All 2D boobs, large or small, are actually flat.
t. A Square

I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE

Oh my goodness.

>trusting squares

>loli feeling a complicated emotion
>not loli get a feeling so complicated
Missed chance.

why_not_both.gif

>chocolate dipped
Uh oh

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Uh oh?

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The eagle really makes it

Why is DCT so overdesigned?

>Have cowtits ruined your Christmas, Sup Forums?
Erry fuckin' year.

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Stuff her stockings

How is she overdesigned? Her design is only slightly more designed than her Onee-chan.

>tall
>thick all over
>perfect christimas cake age
Yuuko is perfection.

Cowtits are the only things keeping me going

Indeed

Tittymonsters are love

Are they still dragging this shit out?

How many girls have they forced into the MCs house by this point?

Its a shame the animated version of this was so terrible, cutting out some of the most iconic moments.

>Not liking short-stacks