Merry lolimas Sup Forums!

Merry lolimas Sup Forums!

>111 year old

Old hag fuck this im out.

But 111 is only 4 in loli years.

All I want for Christmas is a loli!

What kind of present will you give to your loli?

Semen

Sounds like something straight out of the Book of Genesis.

Explain further

If God really wanted us to be saved he would have made Jesus a loli

>said user huffing and puffing
>with scissors and needle and thread he fashioned a sack from his XXXXL red sweatpants
>he ran to the nearest house he'd seen a young grade schooler come home to every day
>fueled by libido he scaled the lattice which miraculously held his sordid weight
>clumsily stumbling up to the chimney, 2 inch boner hard and ready, he licked his lips imagining his sweet young christmas prezento
>with two huffs he jumped in the chimney but oh no! even though he sucked his stomach in so far he got stuck
>and there he spent the night of christmas eve, and christmas morning, until christmas afternoon a neighbor spotted his flailing santa sack
>and christmas night he spent sharing a bunk with tyrone in the county jail

Lolis only exist in 2d you loser.

This guys works are funny

Merry lolimas. I hope you were a good lolicon this year and got something nice from loli santa.

>tfw all your relatives only have boys

Merry christmas fellow loli lovers. Santa please bring me a loli, it's all I ask for ever again from anyone.

What if they didn't?

at least give a source

Then he'd have a cute loli niece to headpat.

That's a big loli.

>all cousins grown up

Lolis sitting on your lap is great. Bouncing. Rubbing.

>great

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More like 11, you silly goose.

How do you separate good lolicons from bad lolicons?

4me

If I were a bad lolicon I wouldn’t be sitting here discussing it with you, now would I?

Good lolicons only do naughty things to a loli. Gently

For you...

The good lolicons love kids, and put children up on a pedestal and would never hurt them, they also only stick to cartoons for their fantasies. The bad lolicons dress actual children like whores and make them appear on TV shows called "Toddlers and Tiaras", while they themselves try to pass for respectable members of society

This is the official loli of Christmas. Say something nice about her!

Ha, you're gonna have to get your loli h-doujins IN HELL

The official loli of Christmas is the Virgin Mary

Not recognizing Hi**no Mi**n's artstyle off the bat is bad enough, but there's no excuse for not being able to work with a full uncropped page.

>the official loli of Christmas
According to who?

Explain

Virgin Mary was a loli when she gave birth to Jesus.

Are there other lolis competing for the title? I would be down for a poll

Stop blogging about 3d

Tits are just too big, and is it me or the right one is pregnant?

Christmas is a celebration of the time God’s 12-year-old daughter-wife gave birth.

Not Mine Haha

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this doesn't rhyme at all! do it over!

>right
*left, kill me.

Left & Right are both pregnant. Middle has already given birth.

Now I see it, goddamn it.

Best part of that set is the pregnant woman diddling the toddler. A shame that part was so short.

Based

Before mods crash our party, I just want to tell you guys I always appreciate your company and fellow love for lolis.
Thanks for being here anons.

I feel the same friend

Happy lolidays.

B-But Mugi isn't a loli, I'll let that one slide because it's christmas.

I'll always be here so long as there are lolis to share.

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These threads are the only time I don’t feel lonely

Since when is Mugi this flat?

What is the loli tour composed of?

What's a good gift for lolis?

Mostly the evolution of lolis, but those tours are saved for dark times.

It depends on what the loli likes.

Pokémon truly is the greatest franchise of all time.

Depends, a pendant or something like that sounds ideal because girls love this shit.

Pleasure

My loli loves it when I give her a pearl necklace.

>the evolution of lolis
Fucking toddlercons, I swear

Remember to treat your loli to a grand Christmas feast.

Not that kind of evolution, Kevin.

That actually makes sense. Sort of.

Oh don't worry I'll fill her mouth alright.

Yes?

Protololis need love too

>Reminder that the artist wasn't even of legal age when she drew this

It's pretty ok.

Happy Lolimas and Lolidays!

>while waiting at the front door of the suspect's house we saw a little girl coming towards us
>She stopped after noticing us, dropped her school bag, started throwing superballs and ran away
>we drew our guns and gave chase
>chased her along the street
>she ran around a corner, giggling, with the sun setting and wind blowing with cherry petals
>we lost her
>the investigation of her room later revealed her as our perpetrator
>the evidence piled up everywhere
>home made cookies
>strawberry short cake
>one of the missing vinyl records
>lots of panties
>finished homework
>bed with pink bed sheets and lots of stuffed animals on it
>a maiden's den
>a shelf took up an entire wall
>It was full of self drawn dōjin zasshi with siblings as a theme
>Approximately more than 9000
>I took one out
>The story was about a little girl going shopping with her big brother
>another was about playing games together
>the more I read the more I delved into the mind of a little girl
>the last one was about how much she liked head pats
>I cried
>while looking through the evidence, the phone inside the house started ringing
>It was her
>fufu, I just wanted to tell you how sugoi you are, Onii-chan~
>su- suki desu~
>kyaaa! I said it~!
>she hung up
>frustration built up
>suddenly HQ called
>they found another victim

Merry Christmas loli coma.

I require source for that claim.

Since fanartists decided to improve her.

Your eternal love.
Unless she grows up, then you can stop loving her.

You just make a new loli with her.

You have to do that before she stops being a loli.

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Their first sex toy.

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like the reference

Truly disgusting.

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Merry Lolimas.

Hopefully you'll get your own loli, stalker, thank you for your hard work!

Merry lolimas Sup Forums! Hope Santa got you the loli you wanted.

>this thread

Here's your reindeer for this Christmas.

Wait, STALKER is from the UK? Never expected that.
Merry Christmas anyway.

no shirt but everything else on is my fetish

If he was, he would've been arrested a long time ago.

God, I'd ride that all day long.