Who the fuck wants to fuck a manly dyke like Monkey?

Who the fuck wants to fuck a manly dyke like Monkey?
Delusional lesbians, I swear to cat.

Snake would make the best wife.

Everyone with taste.

This meme has to stop

She's just tempting, she'd lose interest as soon as Araragi showed interest, unless she had a use for him.

I usually like dykes, but I hate monkey, she tries way too hard to banter. It's more annoying than anything else.

>is a lesbian to have some involvement in the story
>promptly starts flirting with a man once her arc is up

Monkey is not even an actual carpet muncher and you all know it.

pretend lesbians are the best kind

read the books poser

i will never read a book

Nah. Too busy slogging through NoWaYu.

Do they just throw in some gay reminders just to keep her relevant and yurifags interested?

why do tards who can't even read japanese pretend to enjoy monogatari

Araragi is just a proxy, if she can't munch crab's box, maybe she can suck the dick that's been plugging it.

>fucking a monkey
This is how AIDS was created.

Well that's bullshit.
Monkey isn't gay, she's just harem bait.

no wonder this board finds monogatari pretentious, it's infested with genuine retards

Sexy, flirty tomboy Monkey is hot as fuck you faggot.

Fuck off.

Can't you read at an adult level? Even then can you not figure out pausing and rewinding? Yet you're the one calling people tards oh the ironing.

nice timestamp

You're not wrong.

Monkey will provide her husband with little girls.

>Who the fuck wants to fuck a manly dyke like Monkey?
Only those of refined taste.

No need to be this mad in Christmas holidays.

>Fucking the gayness out of a dyke
>Not the manliest thing in existance
OP is a fag as usual.

>even trying to touch a lesbian girl with your disgusting ugly as shit dick

Fuck off you manlet bigot.

>/u/ is assblasted as ever.
And happy New Year's to (you)

same person

not true

I second this