It's after Christmas

It's after Christmas
I hope you didn't throw out your cakes

Cakes will soon dominate anime

I want to believe

>I hope you didn't throw out your cakes
I gave all leftovers to some hobo

Cakes are best after christmas. They're cheaper and still taste just as good as on christmas eve!

Cakes are the best

I hope there no methapor hidden in this post or I would have to hit you

I KNOW YOU CAN SHOW MEEEEEEEE

I will marry a cake, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Is this all part of Abe's plan? To make the previously downtrodden older single females seem more viable as breeding partners?

It's impossible to marry a cake. The moment you marry her she's no longer a cake.

Well you can't have your cake and eat it too. And I'm all about eating cake.

Yes, and it's working.

You can marry that cake but not with her car

To marry this cake, you first have to defeat her in a drag race.

If I win, I get to marry her.
If she wins, she gets to marry me.
It's only fair.

Yup.

Why would you do that?

I wouldn't mind tasting her smoky lips

Smoking cigs is bad for a keiki, she should smoke cock instead

Bad post

You guys are true heroes.

I mean...it's not like even...I know whatever but...that art is fucking terrible.

What is a male cake?

Asagi Ryu has changed me for the worse.

user.

This widow is pretty popular apparently in nipland. We can only hope she gets an anime eventually.

An attractive male who is past their teenage years and is still single.

Highschool girls and lolis are susceptible to their mature charm.

The context of the term comes from the fact that they're no longer wanted after the age of 25, since Christmas cakes are thrown out on the 26th. This stigma is more prevalent among women and doesn't really exist among men, so men can't really be cakes.

>Thot offers to send you nudes
>Ignore her, think about your widow waifu instead
ABSOLUTELY BASED

He truly is /ourguy/

I want to fall in love with a cake and have a quite comfortable life together.

>draw a vagina
>call it an armpit

truly a national hero

...

But would the cake fall in love with you?

ARMPIT PUSSY

>Translations have been dead for nearly 3 years now

For fucks sake.

>That dark foreboding feeling that the author is going to pull a "Kono Onee-san", and have the childhood friend win. I'm scared.

I did

Sensei is best girl.

A creep.

>he doesn't eat the whole thing
Literally no respect for whoever baked it!

unwanted

She's already got Yamato's sister's complete trust and permission to be an onee-chan in law.

A page like this should be encouraging. I've not read Kono Onee-san but from what I understand, the ending came out of fucking nowhere and she just moved away leaving him no choice but the childhood friend to win because "Muh age". There's actual foreshadowing and conflict right now that's brewing up. I'm fully confident our guy will win the widow over.

cakes are for abusing, belittling, and malicious teasing

Cakes are for NONE of those things.

OK Hikigaya, how are you going to stop your cake sensei bride smoking?

>Lolifags vs cakefags

Both sides are completely fucking retarded. It's like no one realizes lolis can be created from cakes so technically cakes have higher value.

I doubt this.
This feels more accurate. Now I know what I am.

They say men age like wine, after all.

This. Especially when it comes to their age.

and lolis can become cakes or milfs.

>tfw no qt cake 3d gf to racemix with

Exactly

Used goods =/= cakes

the circle of life....
Where does a single mother stand in relation to a cake?

She is a frosted cake.

That's another can of worms entirely. Worth it if you can make Oyakodon out of the deal.

Is that a blobfish?

He wont, thats one of the reasons to love sensei

Black General and Brave Man need to hurry up and elope

...

I want to create a base of operations for cakes to be found.

It's sitting in the fridge.

...

Why can't she get a man?

She is not really into men

Did you even watch the series? She can't get men because all she did was study and she hasn't a single clue on how to actually attract them.

dunno why. anime cakes are pretty good, but IRL an attractive female stays alone for that long for a reason.

>men
>plural
Just one man, then. Is it MC-kun?

Based Abe.

I don't need to stop you. Reality will do that for me.