Is it okay to trust elves?

Is it okay to trust elves?

Only Dark Elves.

Elves are for lewding, not for trusting.

I trust them to be good for rape and eating.

Around elves, watch yourselves

Use your sense of right or wrong to decide
if they're cute

Third post in and it's already heretical.

A girl that beautiful, I can't help but trust her.

I'd breed her.

I trust them to stab me in the back.

And I'll enjoy it.

God, no.

The only elf worth trusting is one that doesn't like elves.

Except Eol, fuck that guy.

And make more elves?

>that movie
Tries to do social commentary, ham-hands it and fucks it up. Tries to do a buddy cop thing, drops the dynamic 15 minutes in, fucks it up. Tries to make Will Smith a hero of an ancient prophecy, drops the subject till the very end where he picks up the legendary doodad of legend to blast the final boss, then fucks it up in the epilogue.

I want her to sit on my face

Elves are for enslaving and creating a race of half-elves to dilute their bloodline. Eventually enough elves will be enslaved and have pumped out so many half-breeds that their race can never exist in a pure state any more. Continued breeding with the half-breeds will eventually dilute the elven lines even further and an eventual genocide of pure-blooded elven kind will have happened.

She's totally not going to rape your sister and girlfriend.

you should listen to the elves, breed with the orcs. humans need some diversity in their bloodlines.

That’s why you’d be the first one dead.

Elves are for raping, especially this dumb elf

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake,
and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

i want to breed a busty elf please wish me luck

...

*half-elves

Those are faes, though.

They're quite trust worthy.

>Watch Yourselves
>Watch Your-selves
>selves
>contains elves
WE WERE THE ELVES ALL ALONG

Even Geralt of Rivia doesn't trust Elves completely.

Almost thought Goblin Slayer got an anime.

shit taste

never trust an elf

>ywn have a short 50 year old loli elf GF
>ywn never have a 100+ year old busty onee-san elf GF
>ywn have a 200 year old motherly elf mistress

Elves are for thrusting, not trusting.

Yes.

1. only as far as you can throw them
2. oh look a discount Parsee

anyone else want to bite or nibble on some knife ears

My life for Ryu-sama!

dont trust the elves theyre only good for breeding and slavery

She did murder a shit ton of people once so I dunno.

Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

>Western Elves: Full of Themselves
>Japanese Elves: Full of Cum

What the fuck happened?

It is not okay to trust anyone

...

Wise

Bite off

horny japanese men, and otakus