If Asuka asked you to kiss her, would you do it?

if Asuka asked you to kiss her, would you do it?

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Yes
Im not moot btw

No because I'm a fucking faggot

I want to adopt her. Little girls belong to their daddy.

Yes, but I'd hug her for a bit longer and told her she I would always care about her.

Even the most hardcore reifag would do that.

Probably, but on the cheek; in a completely normal manner, like the Europeans do it. I wouldn't want to upset Ritsuko.

Wanna try that again?

>Probably, but on the cheek; in a completely normal manner, like the Europeans do it.

Interesting idea

A good tactic would be to kiss her on the cheek, and then while she's unguarded and relieved thinking it's over, unexpectedly kiss her on the lips

Yes but only after sucking Shinji's dick and not rinsing

Yes, and then after she tells me to cross the Wall of Jericho I will wait 7 days (canon to the anime) and have sex with her. Then, later when she becomes frustrated that I will not even hold her, I will tell her to pay closer attention.

Didn't do shit for me, I just wanna plunge onto Shinji.

No, cause it certainly means I'm being cucked, conned into doing something, or some combination thereof.

>conned into doing something

She's conning you into kissing her, by asking you to kiss her

It's absolutely devious

she'd probably think I'd be coy with it exactly like shinji was during their kiss, But I'd stick my tongue so far down her mouth she wouldn't know how to respond

No, she's a kid.

the savior of humanity DESERVES a kiss

In that case I'd just pretend to kiss her.

and then I'd push her to the ground while still kissing her and start undressing her

I would frenchkiss her asshole.

goddess

who

just some faggot

Tiffany Grant's abortion. Look within you're heart, you know it to be true.

I'd probably fag out.

Would I get caught later?

yes, is that a problem?

No, she is under aged and it would be against the law.

Hi, moot.

I'd punch her

We'd have to get married.

prove it

I happen to know for sure that moot still posts on Sup Forums and he is an umarufag

>know for sure
prove it nigger

Yes

Nice to see people are using the pic.

>Soryu
No, I'm more than twice her age so it could be very inappropriate and possibly constitute the basis for an investigation
>Shikinami
Yes, perfectly appropriate

>tfw

Then I'll kiss you.

As if that would really stop you

I would embrace her gently, hold her hand and tell her everything is going to be ok because I will protect her smile forever. Then I'll proceed to kiss her lips slowly but passionate while still holding her tightly.

She would be 17 right now so we'll just have to wait one year to marry.

>I will protect her smile forever

but will you protect her scowl?

No. She's 14, I'm almost 30. I'd ask her where can I find Misato though.

Everything.

Will anyone know about it? 23 yr olds shouldn't kiss 14 yr old kids.

Yes even though I'm a kissless virgin ;_;

>chestlet
No.

Would you protect her butthole?

???

Technically she would be 16 right now.

>one scene means she's not a breastlet compared to 99% of the scenes where she is
What did he mean by this?

With my tongue

???

Technically, she's 34.

She's 34 in 2025. It's currently 2017. For a little while at least.

>bodysuit pushup
Your point?

There's tons of scenes with her thermal expanded boobs.

Begone chestlette

They are way in the minority, though.

It wouldn't get pushed up if there was nothing to push.

has anyone already posted the "no way fag" picture?

indeed
youtube.com/watch?v=qolk_rDA9xU

I'm beginning to see why Shinji was willing to gamble away immortality, not to mention what little pride he had.

Explain further.

Doing the math wrong.
The rebuild movie is set on 14 years after so it would be 2028/2029. That would make Asuka 27 or 28 years old in that setting.

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Yes but then accidentally rape her

I feel you user

Indeed, only men with no pride end up with Assuka

...

If you manage to accidentally rape someone, philosophically it should also mean that you raped yourself

GOROOOO!!!!

I don't want STDs.

something is off about shinji

No, I'm too old to kiss girl like her, almost as old as Kaji, and the thought that in two years the girls born on the same day as Asuka will be able to create porn videos make me uneasy.

but kaji didn't mind. He gave asuka exactly what she wanted

Whats the code?

She's 13, that's illegal.

you're illegal

Yes.

If only she was real.

Take your 3DPD garbage somewhere else disgusting normalfag.

Stay mad.

Good taste.

Go on keep posting you normalfag shitter.

I don't kiss turds.

We're two different people sweetheart. Respect Asuka.

I don't respect normalfags shitter posting 3DPD garbage on Sup Forums.

>ywn touch Asuka's lovely hips

No way, fag.

Keep it up you fucking trash.

mods actually purged it... I'm surprised

The report function is here for a reason. Sup Forums blame mods a lot lately but I bet no one is making usage of the report function.

What's the problem with posting Asuka in an Asuka thread?

>Sakura in Clear Card is now the same age that Asuka was in NGE

no way, fag

I'd kiss her with my dick, in her vagina.

Mods confirmed Reifags.

Reminder that the clips on Asuka's head are actually attached to nerve endings, and as such are erogenous zones

Oh, is that why they blatantly allow you to create template threads for Asuka?

Sure I guess, but shes 14 so it'd be awkward and her too short.

Shikinami is best tho

>Umarufan
At least he is right about something