Final Gochiusa thread for the year. What has Gochiusa taught you in 2017?

Final Gochiusa thread for the year. What has Gochiusa taught you in 2017?

Inter-universal Teichmüller theory

S3 announcement next year?

That I really want to see raws and subs for Dear My Sister. Also Chino is cute.

Is that a fucking nipple? MODS

That no matter how much time passes, I'll never stop desiring to impregnate Chino.

That I never knew how fun it was to watch anime with Sup Forums and how I miss it now.

I don't need to be taught anything. I'm a genius like Cocoa.

>Dear My Sister
Pet peeve: can the nips fix their English already?

Hopefully not, Engrish is cute as fuck.

Central Asian geography

I'm going to MARRY my girlfriend Sharo-chan!

user, something's wrong with your Sharo.

I'm going to MARRY my girlfriend Sharo-chan SOON!

Central Asian geopolitical relations.

DEAR MY SHISTAH!

Why is Cocoa so shit? She ruined the whole bunnisode.

>pre-Golden Age gochiusa memes
Come on, gramps.

This is me watching Gochiusa

by __ __

I learned about 647 sex positions from this show.

I was able to do a successful brain transplant thanks to this show.

I learned that there are way too many anons pretending to be Chino's wife. As her husband, it really bothers me

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Bunnisodes are impervious to ruin.

No user, I am Chino's wife. You seem to be delusional.

That my wife Chino is so cute and my sexpet Rize is very erotic.

crossover when?

I mating press your wife every night.

only in your dreams.

I took this photo some time ago, when we were about to do it like usual. Sometimes she brings over other men too. She really likes getting spitroasted, that whore.

You hacked that from my phone, you liar.

You've crossed the line, buddy. Delete this picture of my wife. I am the only man that has had sex with Chino.

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how did you get that picture of me and my wife?

No that's my father-in-law.

IQ ranking of the girls' fanbases
Cocoa > Sharo > Rize > Maya > Megu > Chiya >>> Chino

Actual correct ranking:
Chino >>>>>>> Megu >>> Maya >>>> All of the others

The average Chino fan cannot sustain a conversation beyond "my wife chino is so cute" and "I am chino's husband, not you".

>What has Gochiusa taught you in 2017?
dude, don't ask me

>I learned that there are way too many anons pretending to be Chino's wife.
you mean, Chino's husbands (ok, there might be some wifes too)

ok, they didn't do, what I think they did

Gonna watch the New Year countdown with my wifefriend Rize.

Gonna drink alone on New Year's again like my selfwife Syaro!

Gonna have SEX with Chinpo on New Years! Will cum in her when the clock strikes 00:00.

The movie was so great.

I hope 2018 will bring more fresh Gochiusa memes

Post THAT ONE picture of Sxaro

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Aoyama is better than any of your autistic children wives.

Not those.

You are the only user with taste in this thread

>>>/me/

Damn I look good.

In a graveyard?

Aoyama is also still a virgin and boyfriendless

>still a virgin
not for long

>he doesn't know about the weekend night VIP events at the usagi house

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That it's the best anime taking place in Germany

You mean France.

Why doesn't anyone like Chiya? She's literally perfect.

Are you by any chance Asian?

Only I truly like her. The rest of those "Chiyafags" only like her body.

What's it like there? What kind of activities are there?

by me

He meant Finland.

Then why does Aoyama lack porn among the sea of Gochiusa porns?

I love Chiya!

I want to punish this nazi for her war crimes.

LowQ

Rize is so cool and I wish she was my wife husband!

Stupid sexy flabby belly Syaro.

Kokoro

How can a poorfag like her who is always moving about get flabby?

Chino is my wife, and my hair is actually grey.
All of you are lying, because I am actually Chino's husband.

Go to bed grandpa.

Too much cake and cawfee.

pyon

pyon

pyon~

And semen, lots of seed for her.

Your wife's husband? I'd like her to be my wife's husband as well. We could drink some whiskey and watch together as she ravages our wives.

I don't care how bad it would actually taste or how much it would burn my throat, I want to try a cup of Sharo's special blend.

Telling from the colour, she has a healthy feces, despite the fact it's liquid. You shouldn't worry too much.

Why is Sharo so perfect?

The pinnacle of Sup Forums discussion

I didn't like her hair. Both the stile and colour. Also her personality is a bit bland compared to obakasluts like Cocoa.

>The seven types of stool are:[9]

>Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass); also known as goat faeces
>Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
>Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
>Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
>Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
>Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
>Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces, entirely liquid
>Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the ideal stools (especially the latter), as they are easy to defecate while not containing excess liquid, and 5, 6 and 7 tending towards diarrhoea.

I dunno, 7 seems pretty bad.

Taking excessive cumshots in the rectum tends to lead to diarrhoea.

She's lucky, café au lait is better anyway.

Sorry, I fixed the image. I would only drink her pee.

Casual.

I will be the one to make the first Gochiusa post of 2018

You won't become a regular at her cafe like that, user.

I will be the first to claim Chino as my wife in 2018.

It's not a prime year so it doesn't matter

>the next prime year is 2027

We'll be on s6 of Gochiusa by then.

But what if I'm a New Zealander and I have already made the first post of 2018?

Shit country timezones doesn't count.

This, GMT is the only real time zone and I'll be claiming Sharo at midnight tonight in the civilised world.

You're on. I shall claim Cocoa.