Shinji is for non stop pounding by sexually frustrated young boys

Shinji is for non stop pounding by sexually frustrated young boys

And Asuka is for rangeban.

It's a trap

Shinji is for love and marriage you fucking faggot.

can sexually frustrated young girls wearing strap ons join in?

sure

If she had standards instead of a strapon the offer would be possibly interesting.

what

I was trying to say Asuka doesn't have any standards. Maybe I didn't put it clearly enough.

Asuka is for ball gag. One that's been in deep freeze for a while before the actual gagging.

Only if she keeps her holes open for a real man while she's working the boypussy.

I want to hear your definition of a real man, does he shovel cement, or does he go to musical theater?

>tfw starting to be in the perverted ossan category instead of a frustrated young boy
Where did the years go? Fucking hold me ;_;

Buy a suit, it's not rape if you've got a suit.

Plugsuit or regular?

Regular suit if you want to rape. Plugsuit if you want to be raped, cospllay is consent.

Not that guy, but a real man must mean Kaji san.

>not being a fat faceless old man
Nobody gets more action than my demographic

No, if you act like Kaji in public, you're just signalling that you want to be raped by a girl.

What??

Acting in a dramatic, overconfident, emotionally vulnerable way is almost guaranteed to get you sexually assaulted by a redhead. I understand why this may come off as new information for Sup Forums, but it's useful to keep in mind.

Maybe you translated it directly from your language instead of english.

And maybe you're a tsundere, tsundere-chan.

I'm so confused by this show

I wish I was cute as Shinji

Bump

I would only like Shinji if he was fat.

Shinji is surprisingly cute

You staying home for new year, tsundere-chan?

What was the playground shinji scene in EoE supposed to mean?

Is death and rebirth important to watch? I heard it's just one big recap, I figure you may as well just watch rebuilds instead.