Should Kazuma dick aqua? What would be the pros and cons in doing so?

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Yes
Pros: Aqua is sexy and it would feel good
Cons: might result in a demigod who ruins everything

Why would he bother when he has best girl darkness?

No only i get to dick Aqua.

your taste in waifus is bad and you should feel bad

Even though Lalatina is my favorite and i want to fuck Megumin the most, Aqua still got the best porn so i fap to her the most.

>Demigod has either extreme luck and extreme stats (excluding intelligence) or is completely average and also retarded
I would take that risk

She's an immortal goddess, thus doesn't age
Resurrection & Healing
Fresh clean water
Great drinking buddy

This thread again...
along with the Shinka and Shibuya threads is the most common

Serious Question: Would she purify any semen that touches her?

Is Aqua not for impregnating?

She wouldn't get pregnant. Her purifying abilities turn cum into pure water.

Well show me your's superior taste then.

>Turns your alcohol to water

We all know who is best girl

She's able to with old her purification powers. This is shown when she makes had and has to hold back as to not ruin it.

Pro: great body and most likely her inside would purify semen so pregnacy shouldn't be much of an issue
Cons: She will manage to do something retarded during the act ruining the entire mood

He doesn't really need to? He's got a willing and able physical outlet with Darkness and Megumin is a good emotional/intellectual match for him

Plus, given how lacking in restraint she is, I think if Aqua wanted the NEET-D she would've asked for it, and then if rebuffed, angrily taken it in a lust filled drunken rage one night

>We all know who is best girl
Chomusuke?

worth, goddess best girl

Shoop where?

Aqua is border line retarded i could persuade her into anal in no time, Megumin not so likely.

>your's

I think Kazuma shouldn't dick anybody, at least not his party members. But I really enjoy vanilla Aqua doujins. They're either funny or heartwarming.

Depending how that plays out, could fulfill a fetish.

>the Aho-girl artist is the one who made all those dank Type-Moon memes

Maybe I'm a slowpoke but that's actually pretty neat.

>persuade Aqua into anal
>she thinks you meant pegging

Problems with Megumin happen when you piss her off.

What did you attempt to type?

I think withhold and tea

What the fuck

Why do people like Aqua?

Its simple really.

>Let her rack up debts
>Make her work in the succubus brothel to pay it off
>Hire her as your own personal succubus
>???
>Profit

Hai onii-chan

>Aqua is sexy and it would feel good
how do you know that it would feel good?
and can you describe it?

Very tight and wet

doesn't sound like a good feel, to be honest

stick to one thread, pl0x, aquafags.

Don't stick your dick in stupid. You can't respect yourself afterwards.

Thats because you are a little cherry boy

Why? That sounds like an incredible feel.

well, since no girl wants me

t. gay man who's never fucked a hole that's designed to take a dick before

t.Soyboy

What happens to her?

darkness is the worst character in the whole show

Yes, OP

Yes

Give Megumin a few years and she will be the best

Pros, the kid would be half god, and destined to slay the demon king.

Cons: him being destined to slay the demon king would instantly mean Kazuma would be stuck in that world for an extra 20 years.

pros: half god kids destined to kill the Demon king usually lose their parents early on, so Kazuma will finally be at peace.

Someone post it already

The difference is Aqua is a coworker he can't get rid of.

When you're forced to work with a retarded girl who can't get fired because of the stupid union and she can't even read fucking numbers on an oven timer OR EVEN COUNT TO 8 PROPERLY HOW HAVE THE FEDS NOT TAKEN YOUR KIDS AWAY YET!-

Well now I realize why I hate Aqua so much.

>She's able to with old her purification powers.

Nah. Alcohol is considered ''pure'' by most religions and is often used in religeous rituals.
Thus her sacred powers didn't affect it.

>>We all know who is best girl
>Chomusuke?

Well Kazuma is allready praying to her.

Slut

Aqua is adorable, her and Kazuma are already like a married couple. All the arguments they have and the way she tries to cheat him to get ahead, but you know she's not doing it maliciously and it's more she's doing it because she knows Kazuma is a good guy and she's never actually do anything malicious to him. They literally have the best bants and relationship.

I like Megumin too, but her personality is generic, Aqua just has something special.

Aesthetically pleasing to me.
Blue hair, water powers, Godess. All pluses.

My fucking god her personality though.
I'm pretty shallow so I think I could get over that.

she can get wasted tho

I want a Danna ga Nani style series of aqua and kazma raising a kid