Go grab a meal with your girlfriend(male)

>go grab a meal with your girlfriend(male)
>see her

what do

mind my own fucking business, you twat, I've got boipucci to crush

fpbp

This. Astolfo is the best girl and best bro.

>person identifies as male, has a penis
>You also identify as male and have a penis
>You are both two men
>You want to have sex with each other
>...
>No user, it's not gay!

thinking...

So what if it's gay? Look how cute he is! He's also a Paladin, so you know he's honorable and virtuous. He'd make a great girlfriend(male), and maybe even a great wife(male).

She looks mean

Sieg made the right choice for once. Drop everything and talk to her.

She is, she refuses to share and eats in an undignified manner.

Why would she share with homosexuals?

gas myself

"Let's go somewhere else. I didn't know they serve HER kind here."

>thinking
Classic mistake friendo

So did black summon Siegfried because they thought red was going to summon Arturia who would have a disadvantage against him?

fack off homo -_-

how does astolfo's shit duct smell like

Tell her what a cute girl she is.

Threesome. I will let Astolfo fuck the her.

>Look how cute he is

You have a point, but penis is a deal breaker.

Who would give better head? Would Astolfo lick the balls while Mordred sucks the head or vice versa?

It's not gay, if you fantasize about something that isn't real. Checkmate

What's taking UTW so fucking long?

It's called a spitroast.

>thinking...
>...
You need to go back.