Why are people still obessed with these two 20+ years later, despite objectively better girls existing?

Why are people still obessed with these two 20+ years later, despite objectively better girls existing?

Curse of the EVA. Everybody who watches Evangelion is destined to argue about it for the rest of their lives.

Because they're perfect. All of them.
Doesn't matter if you like Asuka, Rei, Misato, Ritsuko (probably not so many) or Maya.
As long as you don't like Mari, you're good in my book.

>despite objectively better girls existing

>they are all perfect
>all the original cast are mentally ill or have severe issues
>mari is actually normal though
>but we don't like her
hmmm

Rei deserves all the love she gets. Asuka can fuck off though, nobody with taste likes her.

>i've been beating off to asuka for longer than one of my IRL friends has been alive

Whichever girl you waifu, their world still tumbles down. So what's the point?

Would be boring without mental issues.

you never forget your first.

It’s just that good faggot

This.
Well, it was my second, I watched Stand Alone Complex before Eva, but Eva really left one hell of an impression.

>being this young
Back in my day, we watched shit like astro boy, gigantor, speed racer and cyborg 009.

Wasn’t my first but I do remember thinking Misato was too old for me. Look at me now

That shit's older than my parents, grandpa.

Basically this.

Cause I'm not a waifufag and like them only platonically.

Wrong and very deluded. Anyone into Rei is a beta cuck afraid of someone who'd challenge them.

Remember watching anime in those booths at the mall for a nickle?

>Seeing either character romantically
You're everything that's wrong with the fandom

Because if one side cools off and finds a more productive waifu then that means the other side wins

That's why they're girls and not men. You're supposed to feel something.

They're not. It's just turned into a lazy meme for ironic weebs to pretend to fight over so they can demonstrate that they're like huge anime fans and shit.

>Rei best girl
>That's a funny way of spelling Asuka
>Asuka a shit
>Rei a shit

It's all scripted and all fake. Nobody gives a shit about these characters or this show.

>Girls mean you have to waifu them
The only thing I like about them is their design and looking into their mind. Those are the only interesting stuff.

>normal
>sadistic adrenaline junkie weeaboo
Normalfag maybe. But far from psychologically stable.
We just hate her because she's new. Has the best porn though.

Asuka and Rei are the characters the fans want, Mari is the character they deserve.

Deserve as in merchandising you mean

This.I'll be turned to soup either way.

I want to have tender loving homo sex with Kaworu!

Why did Rei refuse to be Asuka's friend?

Rei probably doesn't even know what a friend is, have you seen her?

>do not do this cool thing

This, Asuka will always be the choice of deluded soyboys who want a shitty damaged to dominate them.

I hope your roof collapses and endless snow pours into your entire building.

>Asuka succeeds in befriending Rei
>Rei is no longer robot, Asuka is no longer alone.
>Shinji is practically irrelevant aside from evas
>Since Rei is Asuka's friend, she follows Asuka's wish for Instrumentality instead of Shinji's after abandoning Gendo.
Probably cause Asuka isn't the mc as originally planned or wouldn't be tragic enough.

The strangest things endure and fade from the popular consciousness. Stand Alone Complex and Cowboy Bebop are still considered must-watch starters nearly two decades on. Psycho-Pass was the hot shit when it aired but it's totally faded from memory. Some things are just timeless.

Case in point, triggered soys already screeching in rage. What more do I need to say?

No, we just want a girl with a mind and will who isn't afraid to express herself.
Soy boys want a weak and submissive woman who will not question and just obeys. Hence Rei is the choice of deluded soyboys overseas.

>cool thing
Or maybe you can not see a fucking cartoon girl as a partner, faggot. Regardless of who it is.
>soyboy
Do you have self-awareness?

Probably something about my parents.

Same for you too.

BOLOGNA PONY

How do you pronounce "bologna"?

Again, these soys do my work for me. Look at their weak, quivering impotent rage at having their shitty broken girl criticized. These are the boylets who are too terrified to be a man and have a positive, nurturing, relationship with a girl who isn't a mental case.

That sounds like a really nice anime. I would've loved to watch it.

as an Asukafag that has gotten weary and tired from all of this, I'm starting to understand this. Why should torture myself to try and romance a 14 year old with severe emotional and mental issues when I could pick a girl that is genuinely caring and loving.

g is silent, at least I think

baloney

Better at what? Neither is really waifu material but both are great characters. I find Asuka more interesting. It definitely helps that she gets more focus despite appearing later on and she is a bit more relatable than a half-alien clone.

>terrified to be a man and have a positive, nurturing, relationship with a girl who isn't a mental case.
>relationship
>with a cartoon person
Top KEK, I bet you look like pic related same for Asukafags

bohloh-nya~

I just want to fill Mari intestines with semen

So you want Misato or Ritsuko, and probably Ritsuko since she is the most normal and unbroken of them all.

>Kaji
She's 13 user and seen some shit. Give her a break Shinji.

Too bad she's also the shittiest person of them all. She's just a calculating bitch rather than an unstable one.

Kek

Pre gendo ritsuko would be nice.
Maybe I should change my way of looking at things and self insert as Kaji

Unironically Mari would be comfy.

>sadistic adrenaline junkie weeaboo
sounds good to me

>>Kaji
wow, maybe I already have taken Kaji's mindset.

>ritsuko
>normal
Stop smoking that shit nigga

Asukafags coming in with their shitty retorts once again. Look, if you want to change your preference I won't judge, Rei is objectively better and just because you've hopelessly supported Shit-tiers like Asuka still doesn't affect the fact that you can still change. Accept Rei into your life and I'll give you one or two of my rare Rei pictures as a welcoming gift.

this is it

>falseflagging as not an asukafag
Only an asukafag would have to resort to insults and pictures to shame Proud Reifags

>self-insert
Do people actually do this? When watching something I just think of myself as some kind of deity observing mortals.

Asuka is garbage just like Rei, don't fool yourself. Rei is just an inferior Kaworu.

It's because of her stupid hairstyle and glasses

Kaworu>>>>>>>>>>>>Reitard & Asssucker.

It's good to be king

*gets shot by a literally who.

Most normal, everyone has their own level of fuckedupness in Evangelion.

W-We don't know. W-we didn't see him die!

There's plenty of non mental characters too, Hikari, Toji, Fuyutski,Kensuke, Maya and the rest of the crew

So what you're saying is he should have tapped Asuka when he had the chance? Laws are meant for the sheep, Kaji is a lion!

No I'm saying he should have got a better job instead of being a puppet/plaything.

>getting some mentally ill depressed kit even more obsessed with you
I can see why he tried to push her off onto Shinji

It's his job though, Kaji, super spy puppet/plaything of Nerv.

Think it has more to do with being underaged and avoiding PMITA prison.

Would have loved to see this, would be nice to see the characters co-operate and befriend each other when all the shitty fans are arguing over who is better.

i doubt there are laws about banging kids after half of humanity got wiped out

>It's his job though, Kaji, super spy puppet/plaything of Nerv.
Yeah, he should have gotten something better. Should have stuck to watermelons.

>implying the laws post half of everyone dying aren't relaxed in order to promote population growth.
>implying the government would imprison secret agents over plowing a 13 year old
Choosing to have sex with her is literally muh dik tier thinking.
>I am going to make my life even more stressful and irritating just so I can nut in someone
not worth the drama, Kaji isn't a baka

>I doubt that law would be repealed.
>Since he's risking the plan and the world by doing so, I'm sure Kaji would be in deep shit.

Figure you can get more spies but the children are essential and irreplaceable, mostly.

>letting go off the autism hate circlejerk
No

Her """character""" is literally shit

Why don't you kill yourself?

Wait? Do you actually like Mari? Is that even possible?

I've yet to watch the rebuild and the only thing stopping me is that Mari bitch they introduced.

because she is perfect

she is absent from 1.0, takes up all of 8 minutes of screentime in 2.0 and only slightly more in 3.0
she doesn't get in the way much until the last half hour of 2.0 and even then, Asuka and Rei get far more attention

I thought Kaji was the one upholding the law, and Gendo and Fuyutsuki were stealing and embezzling shit left and right.

Bump

>spy
>upholding the law

No, "gna" is a wet sound. While producing it, the underside of the tongue and the frenulum should not be visible, unlike in "nya".

If Asuka received the big Kaji D, would it have saved her from going insane?

>Rei has a mysterious vibe to her and honestly, you just want to see hard you can try to make her smile before you give up
>Asuka has alot of emotional issues you can comfort her with and she's probably into kinky shit.

Hikari is a better waifu
>Cute
>Loyal
>Hard-working
>Isn't a psychologically ill tsundere
>Isn't an emotionless fuck doll

I tried to not fall for the waifu meme, but here I am.

...

Is the manga any good? Any of the many spinoff mangas any good?

My first waifu was Sailor Jupiter, but now that feels like ages ago.

Helps if you don't have emotions like me, If I watched Eva before I became detached I probably would have fallen for it.

You forgot the funny surname.
Hikari Horaki.
Nice name.

>Asuka
>tsundere
hate this meme