Be Japanese policeman

>be Japanese policeman
>instead of going after criminals play with little girls
Bravo Japan.

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> going after criminals
> in a public park

>going after criminals in Japan

This isn't your shit country.

Are you telling me criminals don't go to the park?

The little girls are the criminals here

But I'm from the US

You'd be impressed at how dangerous parks are for little girls in porn.

>Japan
>Criminals

The only criminals in Japan are pedos and he's in the right place to catch them

This might sound outlandish to you,
but sometimes there's no crime to fight.

Shit country.

Thats just how safe Japan is.

Is this Yaminabe?

Can't remember.

Thanks for proving user's point.

>weebs actually believe there's no crime in Japan

huh

Why are policemen doing casual fun things so attractive?

Warning: Picture is 3dpd

> but sometimes there's no crime to fight.
What bollocks
If there's no crime to fight the police department loses funding
Therefore the police department should always be fighting crime even if there's no crime to fight

>Inb4 weebs ignorant of the country say it's crime free
From drugs to cp, whitewashing to white collar crimes, it's full of crime.

Because you might be gay

Source?
Don't give me shit for asking Google didn't give me anything and I'm on phone

I hope she gets blown up

Corrupted Desire.

Kill yourself a dozen times over.

I don't even understand how both weebs and normies can think that Japan is a pure, crimeless country when it's home to one of the world's most famous mafia

>b...but the yakuza are good guys they helped people after WW2!!

>might

pretty sure he works at a gate in that booth

But after that?

nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/Japan/United-States/Crime

Its low crime but there are also police officers everywhere.

Well, it's relativly safe "on the street" kind. While there's loads of shady shit going on, little of it happens in plain view, and the cops are masters of downplaying/hiding crime when it happens.

So you might not get robbed in broad daylight, but you'll easily stumble into a brothel, gets conned or plain forced to pay "protection"

Fuck off retard

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Compared to the US, the gap is so large, there might as well be no crime in Japan in comparison.

It's mostly just rowdy tourists or kidnappings.
What about the mafia in Italy and the eastern states like NJ or NY?
The Yakuza pales in comparison.
Plus, modern day, both of them are not like they used to be.

>6 years old can be judged
WTF USA?

Most real yakuza are also 60+ years old what are they going to do. And you can't deny that the black markets helped people that otherwise would have starved. A lot of the crime they did would just be considered business elsewhere.

"on the street" kind of criminalty is shit and the easiest to avoid.

i'd rather get mugged once for my phone than losing all my savings by bank card hacking and being forced to pay half of my wage to the mafia

>being forced to pay half of my wage to the mafia
Do you live in Italy?

>Normies
Nice try crossboarder

Yeah, but thing is, it's easier to report street crimes, so with little of that, it appears like there's no real crime going on in any way for the casual observer.
And like i said, japanese cops tend to be tight lipped about cases.

Not him but I'm Italian

In the south shops have to give as much as half the income to mafia to avoid arson fires

>What about the mafia in Italy and the eastern states like NJ or NY?
>The Yakuza pales in comparison.

Not true, the italian mafia is shit too nowadays.

If you want actual crazy criminal gangs see the russian mafia or the latin american cartels.

Didn't know extortion, kidnapping and hired killers were "Business". What kinda place do you live in where this is considered business as usual?

There is obviously crime you idiot, but compared to the US or other third world countries, or even other first world countries, the crime rate is incredibly low

>But thats just because the Japanese government and the police and the civilians cover up crime and dont report crime and release falsified crime rates!!!!
Okay. Everything is a conspiracy.

This right here is exactly why Patlabor is actually the best slice of life show.

Burgers BTFO

I dunno man, the mob still has a visible presence in Naples and southern Italy. It's gotten to a stage where people just don't talk about it, it just happens.

They've been busted for releasing false information before. Hell, many types of crime don't even get reported unless there's koreans involved.

There's crime in Japan because in my weeb cartoons I saw middle schoolers torture and almost beat a bum to death

Well like I said, both of them are relatively suppressed in today's society.
But back in the day the Italian mafia were a lot more influential than the Yakuza for sure.

>walk down the street in Honduras
>cross eyes with some guy covered in tatoos
>get decapitated along with your entire family

Italy's not THAT bad

Has there ever been a show where the keisatsu wasn't bumbling retards?

>Highest prisoner count worldwide
>Ahead of even fucking China
Police officer must be a hard job in America to reach that number

Gintama?

Somalia

This fits with the US

>Triplefag didn't know about American prison industry

Let me put it this way, if burgers ever try to reduce the number of prisoners being locked up, they have to pay billions of tax dollars in penalty to the prison owners.

And yes it is a monopoly.

>Japan
>criminals
Japanese policeman is the easiest job in gthe world.
Literally the worst thing they have is perverts on trains and wannabe tough guys

I know private prisons exist, it's one of the most hideous businesses in the US, which is already saying a lot. I don't think that's the entire reason for the high count though.

Isn't that because China just kills them all, while the US locks them up for life instead?

Even with some death penalties, the difference shouldn't be that big. China has roughly 4 times as many people after all.

Why are fat people so violent?

How about Yakuza n' shiet?

china and japan don't have niggers and spics

Yakuza and cops have a buddy-buddy agreement. Cops look the other way on extortion and organized crime as long as Yakuzas aren't robbing people in daylight and giving the cops work. This is considered corruption everywhere except Japan.

but they have koreans and south east asians

Or Cleetuses with roiding issues

So basically they learn from America and Italy?

Mind posting a source that's not some shitty blog or your ass?

Don't forget Bongland and Swedistan

Yeah because China is already filled to the brim with chinks.

that and Logan Paul trying to catch them in his pokeballs

Didn't they admit a handful of Nigerian migrants and within 2 years a bunch of them have already committed crimes?

What a nice "buddy-buddy" relation.
independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/japan-yakuza-arrests-criminal-gang-warfare-police-crime-a7219676.html

this

i feel like the italian mafia is pretty much non existent and even then, i'd fear the russians (who aren't in my area at all) and latins (who apparently have been in my area for 30 years, but i've never seen them)

Inferno Cop.

Compared to our third world shitholes there`s no crime

Well yeah, if they can't keep their gang warfare off the streets the police have to step in.

>our
speak for yourself filthy american

I hate how Americans have the tough guy attitude when they are touring outside the US, but they can't stop bitching about muh pearl harbor.
You don't see Germany complaining about Dresden or Japan about muh nukes as much as Americans do about the war crimes against them.

newsinfo.inquirer.net/899056/hard-times-japanese-yakuza-arrested-for-stealing-food
Looks like the japanese police "best friends" are starving.

It's because the vast majority of crimes in China aren't crimes. Fraud? Theft? Faulty train part causes a crash that kills thousands? It's just another day in free market land.

Looks like the poor starving yakuza are being kidnapped too. Maybe their police friends should help them.
newsweek.com/yakuza-gang-members-japan-arrests-570110

Looks like this doggo didn't get the memo that he was supposed to be yakuza friendly. Silly doggo.
Meanwhile I can see spics and nigger gangs going packs and the police doing shit about it.

english.kyodonews.net/news/2017/08/4900863116e3-police-dog-awarded-for-locating-gun-that-led-to-yakuza-arrest.html

what the heck, i thought this was the secret loli lewding thread!
why are we actually discussing this?

Too many loli series this season.
Lolicons are scattered around.

He doesn't know

How can you call the country that raised concrete girl killers and a bunch of fucked up killers, from Nevada-tan to akibahara stabber to fucking french cannibal "safe and crime free"?

This gentleman isn't in the know

This show sucks.

I also thought this was a loli thread. but its just Sup Forums shit trash.

Because those are noteworthy rare news that people still take about after years unlike in burgerland where these shits are just weekend news and forgotten in a week because it keep happening on a regular basis?

Something something found shit in the kitchen is surprising.
Finding shit in the toilet is not.

>be american cop
>be pedo
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42615744
>Identifying himself as "kutecop4you", Mr Diebold wrote: "I am a dom male that is also employed as a full time police officer. I hope that does not scare you off."
>After the undercover agent claimed in the text exchange to be a 14-year-old girl, Mr Diebold allegedly responded: "Everyone has to have a first time."

>can only mention things that happened decades ago
How many hours since your last shooting america?

>food analogies

Four cases over a span of 30+ years is hardly a trend.

Congratulations, you've proven that you can autistically overanalyze the exact wording of what someone said while completely ignoring the intent behind it. You'd make a great cable news media host.

Let's fix that then fags.

about the same amount of time since ahmed raped some euro kids

That doujin is awesome.

I thought in the US the "iced tea" you get in restaurants are given without sugar and you have to put it in yourself?

Name? Also is it a lewd?

So Americans can't grasp that tightly-knit communities don't even need any enforcement agents so "policemen" are pretty much just lost and found assistants.
SAD.

Have you never heard of sweet tea?