Come home

>come home
>see this
What do?

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Pat head.
Ask to have coffee ready.
Sit down
Shitpost on Sup Forums

Time for a d-d-d-duell in shogi.

Then fuck her

*unzips big shogi dick*

>shove dick in her mouth
>wake up with cum in my pants because it was just a wet dream
>cry

Call the police and have them take this child safely back to her family. Have hot, angry sex with my Queen.

Cum in her little girl panties and make her wear them all day.

...

Try out my new talking onahole.

Hug my wife and eat the dinner that she prepared for me.

Beat it with my

KATANA

Your next line is: ...giant penis!

I told you to call me otou-san you dumb slut.

die teen

My giant penis!
...!

R A P E
A
P
E

SHISHOU

only acceptable answer

Get out that, jabroni outfit

[X] Genuflect

Allow her to stay.
When she comes out of the bath naked, push her down "accidentally."

And then insert your cock inside her cunny "accidentally" too.

Teach her Dwarf Fortress since I've never played nip chess.
She seems to be autistic, so she should like it.

Tfw thats how my every day begins

Fuck her, cum within 5 seconds then cry until she leaves.

Prepare myself mentally for 6 years of jail

Raise my guard up before she gets any punches in.

Ahh my loli wife is too cute

Call the police.

truly a patron of good taste

Hope I don't get arrested

Then pump it in and out repeatedly, by accident of course.

...

fiddle her diddle

My wife is so cute.

>she sees your dick

Take photos of her.
Make a thread on Sup Forums what do.
Carefully follow instructictions.

Ai-chan is MY wife.

...

I certaintly hope you're not talking about my wife Ai-chan.

Panic as she somehow went past the reinforced door, the iron bars on the windows, neuterized the volumetric alarm and also most likely killed the dogs.

I thought lolis were dead? When can we expect the 4th season of not!basketball lolis?

This.

>ywn get a smoking hot loli waifu because of your shit hot shogi skills

No, user. Lolis are the ones doing the killing.

how about the claymores and the rigged sawed off shotguns?

Ai-chan is everyone's wife.

Why is she puffing her cheeks?

Because her mouth is full of my cum.

You mean my cum.

Why not both?

That's a nice FAMAS they're holding there. Might hurt somebody.

That's clearly a rocket launcher user.

She's not rotating her hips on her cross.

She's doing it because it's cute, you weirdo

She kinda looks like that one loli from the fish anime with Kana Hana

DOUJINS WHEN?

>t. cuck

>Blocks your path

How do you get out of this predicament?

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I'm impressed.

Why would I get out?

So like, dont they become affianced at some point?

Ai>Ai

No, Ai

Well done, Japan!

Ai is a cute wife

If that story was made in Korea it would be about Starcraft, right? I'd like to see it.

Guys I think my loli is broke, what should I do?

The dick always helps.

Yeah but then it'd be about gooks.

Why did they make a 9 year old so sexy

this,just instead of >ask to have coffee ready, >prepare to her some snack

I am not your master.

Don't question. Just fap.

She is not sexy, you're just a lolicon

That's normal for 9 years olds.

If this is FBI baiting some potential Pedophiles, I think I might be in danger.

This whole site is a honeypot

She is sexy, though

Lolis are killing lolis?
If a loli saves you from another loli can you trust them still?

Why does she sit like that?

maybe her butt hurts

From what?

Because it's impossible to make an unsexy 9 years old girl.

From what?

Anyone else unironically laugh at scenes like this? Am I autistic?

If she was my disciple I'd literally be unable to keep myself off her.

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>Pureposting

I don't believe you.

I'm seeing double posts guys

>laugh
No, but I fapped to it if that helps you user.

you need to win first

I'm seeing double posts guys

>unironically laugh
Do you really need someone else's approval to laugh?

What does Ai's nape smell like?

call the cops

OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR

Like my saliva.

Dry cum.