Give satan huge tits

>give satan huge tits
for what purpose?

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It's the most beautiful being, even rivaling God
Of course it has boobs

Satan is evil, just like women.

Lust is a sin

Why would you want a Satan without boobs?

Satan was an angel, and angels only have one gender.

To make Akira come!

Angels are androgynous. Breasts + penis is a fairly common depiction of them.

I don't get it
So Satan is a dick girl that want Mc's dick now?

Its in the bible, trust me I am a priest.

>satan having big boobs in the bible
i'd think i would remember back when i was going to church

...

Is everyone's biblical knowledge taken from anime and manga?

>Breasts + penis is a fairly common depiction of them.
Says who? Most angels have an inhuman look.

I mean, that's just in my experience. I had a semi-religious upbringing.

In the story of Eden (Genesis issue #1-10) Satan is a snek but as a snek he has wings, four legs and big titties, but then god curses snek so its wings legs and titties fell off.

Ophanim - look like wheels
Cherubim - four faces
Seraphim - six wings, 2 cover their faces, 2 cover their body and 2 to fly with. I think they cover their body and face because looking directly at them will burn you or something.

Is it from the Quram or some apocryphal gospel?

Satan with more tits the better.

Not him, but that's straight in the Old Testament.
The Bible is basic western culture 101, how do you not know this stuff?

Oops, misquoted. Meant for

>not knowing that the old testament is a better bestiary than the DnD one

Angels are genderless, said by Jesus in the NT

I know about four stories from the bible, simplified for plebs, and they're just the ones which basically say 'don't be a dick'. I'll never understand how people actually fall for that shit.

How can people go their entire life without reading atleast the new testament bugs me,you will miss a lot of references in western philosphy books or western books in general if you don't read it.

Not him but all I know from the bible comes from either wikipedia or litterature classes. Never read the thing, neither my family nor my country are religious.

It's been ages since I last read the OT.

>if satan was flat god wouldn't hate satan
Really makes you think

>Reading shit translations of the bible were the devil, lucifer, and the crawling thing are all one character.

So this proves that traps are gay and God hates that faggot shit.

Satan has everything vag, penis, and boobs.

>Eliphas Levi's image of Baphomet is embraced by LaVeyan Satanists as a symbol of duality, fertility, and the "powers of darkness"

Satan was truly the original FAG.

Indeed.

But God made satan.
Why hate something he created?

It got popular.

>Says who? Most angels have an inhuman look.
Alchemists, mostly. The claim is that the Philosopher's stone can create perfection out of imperfection. And that meant lead into gold, and human into immortal. And part of being a perfect immortal is that one would be both male and female. This likely leaked into Christian mythology and humanoid angels became hermaphrodites.

Satan is supposed to be an abomination to God. It completely contradicts him.

Seriously, where do you people get this nonsense?
In traditional Christian theology Satan was one of the highest angels, one of the closest to the throne of God, one of the most brilliant and beautiful of God's creations. He fell because he gave in to pride and tried to rebel against and/or overthrow God.
I mean, I guess you could say he became an abomination before God because of his actions, but he most certainly didn't start there.

>God hates things that get popular
>Sup Forums hates things that get popular
does He post among us?

God is Omniscient.
Therefore God has seen every single anime series ever made and read every manga ever written, even ones that were never finished or released.
God is objectively the biggest anime fan in the universe.

> fan
> God separates the 2D from the 3D and leaves it out of reach of man
[X] Doubt

No God doesn't mind. He just doesn't like his angels to bottom.

That's why Michael is a bodybuilder hermaphrodite with bigger tits.

To make it less gay.

>those
>huge

Get real.

boobs = evil

evil is feminine.

see: eve

Michael and the other angels have boobs.

Come on now, those are "big", at best, definitely not "huge"

Is his dick bigger too?

Been reading the Neo Devilman chapter by Nagai and found this untranslated bubble that scanlators missed, anyone here that could please translate it?

>There’s no way you’ve got this much stamina!

There's clearly a "?" so where does your "!" come from?

A question mark conveys a rising inflection, indicating disbelief.

Alright, I hope you're not bamboozling me.

I would only change “this” for “that.” I overlooked the そんなに.

Why do you think God loved Satan so much? It's why he's so salty.

Okay, thanks again. Reason why I asked is because I'm trying to sort of rebuild the Revised version of Devilman based on all the translated material floating online.
I already managed to implement the final battle chapter from Neo Devilman as well as the extra pages from Deluxe version into their proper spots.

I didnt get a boner from him

To motorboat.

How's this?

Not getting a boner from Satan means you're a good, saintly man, user.

user...these aren't the Angels we're talking about

>pewds reviewed devilman
OH NO NO NO NO NOW I HAVE TO HATE IT

Can satan beat Madara?

I fail to see the problem.

>pewds reviewed devilman
doesn't he have a bunch of kid followers?

Rarely do I see tits on Sup Forums that genuinely make me go "fucking hell those are some big fat bippity boppities!" but those did.

>satan
>angel

nice meme, japan

He always was. Tho Amon’s design is based on another depection of Satan, right?

Flat really is justice

>McDick
A new McDonald's menu item?

>Ophanim - look like wheels

I thought that was Thrones.

>neither my family nor my country are religious

What country?

>I'll never understand how people actually fall for that shit.

I know, right? Everyone knows you should be a dick!

Wtf are those?

It's a dessert item on the menu at their UK establishments.

Satan.

I think they're different names for the same thing.

Forgot pic.

>those veins

>God protects your waifu and everyones waifu from the filthy hands of the 3d
>not a fan
He loves your waifu more than you ever will, heathen. He protected her while you wouldn't and you mock Him for it.

theologically incorrect btw
satan defied God, duh

They grew up along with his sense of humor.

so you can paizuri him. Paizuri is the highest form of sex, of course.

In Medieval Occultism, Baphomet is a hermaphrodite.

Angels in general were considered to be genderless and androgynous.

>Breasts + penis is a fairly common depiction of them

Andro yes. Breasts and penis? Almost never, if we're talking about religious art it would be blasphemous. Angels don't reproduce, they have no need for sex organs. The hermaphrodism comes from occult writings.

No, they aren't.
That's the arcane creepy satanist stuff. It appears in a lot of stuff across the world and is easily recognized. Like the fake egyptian stuff.

Even the bibilcal war against god was tacked on later by the ruling crown and church backed empires to push the idea that rebelling against god/their rulers is evil and will send them to hell.

The angels that are described in the bible are horrifying monstrosities that makes lovecrafts retarded oc donut steels of gods from other religions and what not look like my little pony.
If you actually read the real fucking bible, and not the condensed king james thing, you'll be horrified.

What if you impregnate Satan's titpussy?

>the bibilcal war against god was tacked on later by the ruling crown and church backed empires to push the idea that rebelling against god/their rulers is evil and will send them to hell


No this was a thing at least as early as 2nd Temple Judaism, do better research. Or maybe even read the NT.

Devilman is shit, I can't wait for people to shut up about it.

I can't wait for you to stop posting on Sup Forums.

I can't wait for you to stop being an faggot, defending garbage 'cuz all that edge.

Satan is an oc donut steel added later by the church.

Links.

>faggot
>'cuz
>edge

underaged

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France.

literally why the fuck not, why give any girl(female body) huge tits?

They are around 16-18 and taller than you so they can watch it.

Where is the porn