Did Gilgamesh make the right choice turning down Ishtar for a literal pile of dirt?
Did Gilgamesh make the right choice turning down Ishtar for a literal pile of dirt?
Leo Baker
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Bentley Howard
Bros before hoes.
Wyatt Gray
that way he still has his pride intact
Nolan Kelly
Yes.
Colton Sullivan
>you will never have a qt genderless shapeshifting trap to bro it up with and fug
Why even live?
Gabriel Turner
He didn't prefer Him over her.
He choose to not lay next to a whore, and later, he choose to befriend a kindred soul.
He also ket stealing young brides' virginity.
John Hernandez
You could probably mold his crotch into the perfect genitalia since he's technically clay.
Benjamin Stewart
He just didn't want his dick melted off by all the STDs Ishtar had.
Easton Stewart
Yes. Ishtar a bitch
Luis Wood
It's not gay if it's clay.
Adrian Mitchell
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Bonus(cause the canon MC is better than the non canon one) :
Luke James
Let the king be gay if he wishes so
Aaron Gray
Have any of you actually read the Epic of Gilgamesh?
Nathan Martin
No
Jace Evans
I've read 20 pages of it. Does that count?
Cameron Reyes
What did they do to Rin?
Joseph Myers
Enkidu can shapeshift into any form. That's like having all the waifus.
Jose Torres
I watched a video of a guy sing it in its native tongue.
Dominic Nguyen
Enkidu is so much cuter than that generic bitch, it's not even a question.
Josiah Johnson
Because Ishtar needed a compatible human to mostly tone down her crazy. Even then give her a little bit of power or let her start thinkin up ways to help and she quickly goes mad.
Gilgamesh had a tablet saying "Im a useless Goddess" for a reason. Even her yandere sister was better cause she did her job right even without using Rin, whose fusion now helped to keep her yan side at bay.
Xavier Richardson
I've never read it, but I know the plot.
Hunter Stewart
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Josiah Jackson
FPBP
Dominic Martinez
>choosing hoes over bros
Noah Moore
Yeah, back in sixth grade thereabouts.
Henry Hughes
>bros who were so competitive they destroyed their relationship with each other to see who could make a better sand castle.
Christopher Scott
Yeah
I cried when the faggot gods took away Gil's only bro.
Christian Barnes
Is Caster Gil any different than Archer Gil?
Aiden Cox
...
Ethan Walker
One of the mandatory 9th grade reading selections for us.
Jaxson Barnes
It's not gay if Enkidu puts a skirt on.
Austin Edwards
He's less cocky and full of himself
Jace Baker
I watch some thug nigger narrate it for me.
Michael Williams
Mud is dumb
Anthony Nelson
He had a soul.