Asuka!

Asuka!

Shit taste

Hoshijiro!

sucks!

Misato > Asuka > Ritsuko > Rei > Mari

this is not debatable

>this is not debatable

because it is 100% correct

Is the best!

BZZZZZZZZZZT wrong fucktards.

What would be Shinji's opinion? I think it would be this:

Kaworu>Rei>Mari>Misato>Asuka.

Asuka > Hikari > Mari > Misato > Rei

Good taste user

another word for Supreme Bitch

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BTFO!

God, the rebuild suits are gross. Who thought it was a good idea to add all those veiny looking things?

Asuka > Misato > Rei > Mari > Ritsuko

telling others that you reported is against the rules.

>implying he actually reported

is a goddess!

Your taste is wrong and shit. There, I just debated you faggot.

Junko!

why do reifags always have to butt their ugly heads in best girl threads?

>why do reifags always have to butt their ugly heads in best girl threads?
Why do people who like best girl post in best girl threads? I dunno, why are you bringing that up in a worst girl thread?

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It seems the amount of Asukafags have recently had a massive surge in support.

Fucking no one talks about Rei and even Karowufags are very docile as of late.

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The autistic reifag gives reifags a bad name. Otherwise, why do you even care.

Worst girl!

But Ristuko exists.

The smartest AND prettiest Eva girl.

No need to be upset. Asuka is just so shit, you need a bit of Rei to make her threads bearable.

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>I went into a thread full of things I don't like and now I'm mad.
Your waifu would be disappointed in you.

No, she's glad I'm doing my part to make Sup Forums a little bit better.

She sure is!

Even moot knew who best girl was

I'm not upset, why would you even think it. Usually reifag autists come in full rage bearing, why I ask.

Asukafags are literal, IRL cuckolds. Just fyi.

>Rei wouldn't a shit about people she doesn't know

Also how do you feel about Q winning the rebuild?

see

Nothing a dash of worcestershire and some spices won't fix.

and beta reifags want the equivalent of an onahole

Asuka losing? That's no different than any other day of the week.

>reifags dont know what cuck means

Yes, enjoy drinking your bull's semen out from Asuka's prolapsed vagina.

Rei loses too. Don't forget that Q is a different girl who will surpass her original.

At least its not Gendo's semen from Rei's prolapsed orifices.

Nice fantasy user, but you have the wrong thread, it's Asuka not Rei

Foolish grasshopper. War is not about winning. It is about surviving long enough to see your enemy lose.

Well, unless Asukafags have invaded the other thread, this thread is full of reifag beta cucks.

All signs point to a Kaworu ending and I don’t like it. I don’t care which girl wins anymore just as long as that angelic fucker stays dead.

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>Patrician Kaworu/Asuka ending

I wish that explaining to you why Kaworu will not be back in Rebuild, and why Asuka is likely to win (although not in the way you think) could be done within 2000 characters, or even 10,000

As an Asuka fag I'm happy to see a version of her do well in life. Although I'm a little salty that she's just going to be 14 forever.

>do well in life
>Has to be saved by Shinji yet again at the start of 'her' movie

Isn't she like 26 in the rebuilds?

He means he wants a mommy he can sleep with, like Shinji.

28 I think. But she's still just 14 as if time had frozen for everyone.

Yes and she stopped aging the moment she started piloting. “Curse of Eva.”

Let Kaworu teach you about the birds and bees of birthing a new world.

In short,
Homosexual Spears (longinus + longinus) = BAD ENDING, UNKNOWN
Heterosexual Spears (longinus + cassius - see pic related) = GOOD ENDING

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Since when are there 2 Longinus? Cassius is the one Kaworu rekt Unit-01 with.

There's only supposed to be 1 lance with Adam and 1 with Lillith.

She is still the best even after death!

>There's only supposed to be 1 lance with Adam and 1 with Lillith.
You answered your own question

>the best even after death
>has to be saved from death by the Goddess Rei

Asuka is so pathetic she can't even save herself

There are four Adams in Rebuild

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Kaworu always wins the Shinjibowl without even trying, but Kaworu’s true love is Asuka so he will end up with her in final.
Shinji will die alone.

Oink! Oink!

>Since when are there 2 Longinus
Since Rebuild stopped giving a shit about the NGE lore

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The question, moron, was "Since when are there 2 Lance of Longinus?"

Where the fuck did the 2nd Longinus come from.

Nice headcanon
Jesus fuck off

the real question is why anyone would want to win the Shinjib Owl

That's good eatin!!

>Adam
>Lilith
There two sources, nothing states that Adam and Lilith landed on Earth the same way they did in the series.

How could Kaworu end up with Asuka when both he and Shinji are obviously in love with each other?

Because Shinji is a nice boy who would grow up to be a good homemaker if he could ever stop being a spineless pussy.

Cause he's what these pathetic waifutards self-insert into.

Ha, you wish.

>BESTGIRLSUKA!

fucking lewdfag fuck off

>le exploding fagman
>winning anything

I want to know how a roman soldier could carry a spear 500ft long. He must have been quite the man.

This right here. Proof that asukafags see no value in the character other than pornography. Asuka, to the asukafag, is nothing but a masturbation aid, no different than the centerfold from a playboy magazine they stole when they were 13.

Yeah that's exactly why I was telling him to fuck off, right?

>He must have been quite the man.
For you.

No one wants it. But every Japanese girl in both the 2D and 3D realm wants the Kaworub owl. Including Anno.

shes 14 you sick fucks

Will we ever see more of the true best girl?

You know you can say the same thing for literally all waifufag shippers right?

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I feel like everyone else is actually doing Shinji a favor by even appearing to be interested in him.

It's 2018, she is 17 now

For the record I sometimes come into eva threads just to post stuff, solely because it always makes someone mad. Keep the tradition alive.

Yeah I keep seeing all these anons fighting over who Shinji ends up with and I keep wondering why?? As if Eva is supposed to be romantic.

welcome to Sup Forums enjoy you're stay.

Please. Reifags and Misatofags can spend an entire thread together talking about Eva's plot and characters and never once spam lewds or baka hentai reaction images. Threads only go bad when asukafags show up and ruin conversations with their constant shitposting.