You're walking around school and suddenly this girl invites you for her school idol club

You're walking around school and suddenly this girl invites you for her school idol club.

What would you do?

Impregnate the club members

Call her ugly rat and walk away

As i usually do in this situations, Kill myself

Gladly join and steal her best friends

Turn 180º and run. When she catches me I'll know it is my destiny to be a top school idol and there's good writing.

Activate the killswitch

can I be an idol if I have a penis?

Say hi and ask her if she can be my friend because she looks pretty cute

do a 360 and walk away

Unprotected vaginal sex with procreation in mind.

Run away because I have trust issues

Join, try my best, and maybe make some friends along the way.

What would a fat male weeb with no singing or dancing skills bring to an idol club?

I'd say "Be my sex slave and I'll join your club"

Slap her ass

Call her chiken.
*cheep cheep cheep

I'll join as long as all members give me a hug everyday.

No, you want to be the sex slave of the club.

I’m a giant Mexican, so I don’t think I’d be a good idol. I guess I could be a roadie or whatever the idol equivalent is.

>her school idol club
Her what?

No males in love live land, so I wouldn't wander around

Kagayaki

Perform a haymaker on her frail chin then make a tactical retreat as 30 year old neets arn't meant to be tresspassing in an all female goobermint educational facility at 9pm. I'd then go home, curl up in my bed sheets and pray the cops don't come by tommorrow whilst sobbing and masterbating in a hysteric fashion.

Shit on my hand and throw it at her.