Is there anything more unrealistic in anime than a christmas cake? I would rather believe in spiral force and vampires from the dark side of the moon.
>10/10 body and face >Big tits and perky ass >Good career >30s and alone
Outright impossible outside 2D
Cake thread
Easton Smith
not unrealistic at all, go on /fit/ sometime
Hudson Clark
Nope, now I'm gonna save that image for scientific purposes.
Lucas Butler
/fit/ bragging? Cakes dont get laid by definition anonon.
Noah Flores
not what i'm saying user, i'm saying that someone can have a 10/10 body and face, a good career, and be alone, thus: /fit/
Josiah Torres
>good character >/fit/ hahaha holy shit what the fuck 10/10 post
Justin Johnson
>what is reading comprehension
Evan Perez
I know some actual ones. OK, maybe not 10/10 but very nice. One I talked to a lot told me "it's really hard for women my age", "guy don't have time and have too big egos to think about anyone else", "I live like a nun".
Landon Collins
Plenty of those. It's called career woman.
Evan Harris
>You share a board with people this stupid
Hudson Barnes
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Joseph Johnson
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Adrian Perez
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Matthew Harris
You are now reading the first chapter, if you haven't already.
Ethan Collins
literally none of those are a given for cakes
Adrian Scott
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Ethan Price
>ideal >shitty fruity drinks, alcohol with no food, making you feel like shit >reality >delicious craft beer, good snacks, fun company So reality is better than ideal? What?
Ryder Davis
Well, the 2D version of reality. It's best not to think about it too much.
Dominic Campbell
Used goods
Nathan Rodriguez
Nah, just regular reality. grabbing a few beers and snacks at a pub or just back home and having dumb fun without bankrupting yourself > paying a 1000% markup at some bar for some shitty spirit mixes that taste like melted sugar with a spice of alcohol while you sit awkwardly watching people "dance" to some lame ass radio pop.
James Flores
Sounds like bullshit to me, how hard can it be to get a man assuming youre passable?
Jason Jackson
You can just hear that ticking maternal clock...
Ryan Ramirez
The answer is to nakadashi them all on unsafe days.
Carter Anderson
Any good christmas cake this season?
Aaron Harris
>no Nana
Evan Morales
How many times does this have to be said? Everyone looks beautiful in 2D, but in-universe, the characters' perception is very different.
Dominic Myers
Don't sweat the details.
Landon Price
Idols are scary, Idol cakes are terrifying can I have a homely cake who can cook well and raise strong children instead?
Aiden Roberts
Everyone has standards
Joshua Brooks
>Idol cakes are terrifying Not at all.
Christopher Mitchell
Vanessa is married.
Ian Scott
It's fiction for a reason, OP.
Kayden Walker
Should they lower them then. Well dunno
Lincoln Davis
i know
Alexander Cooper
They don't care about men you idiot, they'd rather focus on their successful life than to bother with some guy
Jace Sanchez
Remember that 3D are insane.
Adam Bell
some cakes win is this a cake?
David Powell
Yeah but we're talking about women here, not homos
Cooper Jones
Chisato is the best cake
William Peterson
It's a fantasy.
But really, there is an increasing problem with the clash between women not dating down, and women at the same time overtaking men in education and therefore income. The lonely cake rejected plenty of suitors because they weren't good enough.
Lincoln Barnes
On the other hand, you make lots of money writing fiction pandering to them. However, the shit lining is that the bitches are very demanding and start whining for EVERY SINGLE FICTION to start pandering to them instead of just asking the authors that already pandering to them to release more works. Just look at the general situation of American literature critics environment for that.
Noah Brooks
Good thing for men is there is more women in every country than there are men. Even in China, which is surprising to me too.
Kevin Thompson
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Logan Price
Men worth getting are already taken by that age, and the rest are weirdos.
Colton Watson
so are you arguing that spend more time dating and raising kids and less time reading fantasy... sounds a frightening argument that quite too close to home.
Anthony Morris
isn't it the opposite? The only times there are fewer men is after a war.
Gavin Wilson
user, just check the stats. It's up in the open and easily to search for in the Internet
Lincoln Martin
You can debate whether it is nature or nurture, but the tendency seems to be that a woman will literally opt for no man at all, if she cannot find a man of atleast equal status to herself.
Justin Davis
Look at the demographics user, it's not women of marriageable age that outnumber men, it's grannies, women just live that much longer on average.
Elijah Mitchell
MFW someone posts the delectable smorgasboard of cakes i shooped a few years ago
Christopher Wood
Is there anything more unrealistic than smiling with your eyes closed?
Jace Perry
getting a gf
Anthony Robinson
this, most men arent worth women
Alexander Nelson
Previous thread someone asked for more of them, are those the only three?
Anthony Cook
It’s the fantasy, idiot. A cute inexperienced woman at the wall who’s still relatively fertile but NEEDS to find a man NOW if she wants to experience marital bliss and healthy kids. Maybe she was just very awkward, maybe she spent all her time studying/working, maybe she’s a womanchild who is only now getting serious about being an adult, perhaps she was a late bloomer, or maybe she was a haughty bitch who thought no guy was good enough for her and now pays for it. The viewer can share in her delayed sexual/romantic awakening. Anime isn’t about realism.
Besides, there really are some rare women who regret doing nothing during their prime
Jaxson Rivera
ova comes out next week i cant wait
Carson Russell
yeah regretfully only those three
Jayden Miller
Yes she is!!! No one can top her
Zachary James
Is this official art?
Zachary Lee
The publisher had the enlightened policy of hiring a porn artist to do the illustrations.
Oliver Watson
>no Nana bullying よかったね。
Anthony Ramirez
Actually, they're too realistic. Consider that Japan recently tried giving free daycare to get working women to consider having children in an attempt to bring up the birth rates, but that didn't work. There's been an epidemic of women in first world countries putting off having children into their 30's to focus on their careers, at which point they're coming closer to becoming infertile, and rational-minded men don't want to marry infertile old hags that can't give them children, so now you have a bunch of cakes.
But of course, this all shouldn't matter as long as you realize 2D is superior to 3D.
Michael Morales
>is 25 a mini-cake?
Ian Jenkins
The difference is a 2D Cake is destined to find love down the road
Blake Stewart
Nah, I was just kidding. It's no different then in 3D.
Thomas Roberts
This should be illegal
Asher Walker
Japan is simply following Germany but Germany for decades is already going the extreme end by giving free scholarships and a lot of tax exemptions for child care and babysitting fees.
Heck if you have children in Germany, you usually won't have to pay taxes at all after deducting all the expenses.
In fact, the problem isn't daycare is expensive, is the fact that there are too few trustworthy daycares available.
Chase Russell
Her rejecting him years ago levelled up his charm stat.
Brayden Bennett
And yet Japan is still the country with the higher birth rate.
Benjamin Rogers
yes Ookuma is the best
Aaron Nguyen
Since the OVA comes out next week, hopefully we will get to see this scene animated. Chisato is the best cake in the series.
James Clark
Let me explain
>25 though 29 Cupcake
>30 and up Cake
Nathan Phillips
i just couldn't find a good theme to go with the younger cakes and tarts
Henry Nguyen
Age - Pastry ~11 - Cookie Dough 12~15 - Cookies, Biscuits and Donuts 16~19 - Cupcakes, Cream Puffs and various other Sweet Breads 20~24 - Pies, Tortes and Assorted Cakes 25+ - Christmas Cakes
Honorable Mentions 30+ Year End Soba 77 - Carrot Cake
Daniel Allen
That image is rather unsettling.
Jordan Reed
there's a bunch of them here in the bay area
Josiah Ramirez
a bunch of what? post them
Grayson Nguyen
Wrong, you filthy gaijin. 25+ is Christmas Cake. 30+ is New Years Noodles.
Learn2culture
Gabriel Cox
Free daycare doesn't cut it, not in their economy. The cost of living is so fucking high in much of japan that for most people, you're close to your 40s by the time having a kid would let you afford having a kid. Salaries have been stagnating like in many other countries for a long time, and they were making up for it by abusing that "you should work longer than everyone else especially your boss" mentality they'd fostered in them for centuries.
Isaiah Clark
The first chapter was pretty good
Aaron Fisher
Hypergamy in women isn't really debatable at all, and it used to be a good thing as women were financially reliant on their spouse while they raised the children and kept the home in order.
But now with feminism and STRONK INDEPENDENT becoming prevalent, it's in direct conflict with hypergamy. Thus why the family and women's happiness are all under attack and in a dangerous spot. Cue floods of lonely, bitter 30-something females.
Caleb Watson
Not that I don't feel bad for her, but considering she rejected him once before, she had it coming
Asher Cook
I hope she shows up in HF
with her KnK design plz
Hunter Martin
You're putting the blame on the wrong thing. The high cost of living is a symptom, not a cause. Cost of living is relative, and the reason why it's high is because of low salaries, like you pointed out, but you're not considering why - it's not salaries, but the value of labor. When you have a large labor pool, each individual's labor is worth less, leading to them being paid less. When you have women entering into the workforce in large numbers, rather than marry early and become housewives/mothers, it dilutes the labor pool and drives salaries down - take women out of the workforce and salaries will almost double, I can guarantee you it will. The 1950's are hailed as this great time where a man could support a family on his own income - a man could do that because the vast majority of women weren't trying to get careers, and thus, you had the baby boom. Take women out of the workforce and make them dependent on men again, and the cake problem and low birthrate problem will eliminate itself. is also very accurate.
It's called CHRISTMAS cake because Christmas is on the 25th of December.
Dominic Green
You are not exactly wrong about that since the Black Death , the greatest killer of Europeans is the main reason for the vast improvements for labor conditions and payments.
With less people, employers and nobility have to offer attractive stuff to get people to work for them so they can have their power and wealth grow instead of just staying put.
Without people you have nothing even if you have all the wealth in the world.
However, once the floodgate is open, there is no closing it up since everyone enjoy having power and money and nobody like having those taken away from them, especially Americans, regardless of gender and social status.
And now, automated industry which is Industry 4.0 are being setup around the world, you can bet low-skilled labor is going to be far less valuable in the future than right now.
Jonathan Long
To be fair, I think we've gotten to the point where "cake" refers to women in their mid-20s and up, regardless of marital status.
Kind of like how "loli" is now a body type
Adrian Powell
Maybe not exactly with everything that you've said but I've seen women at my job that almost fit the description
Owen Foster
>attractive woman >concentrates solely on job so she doesn't turn out to be one of those 20-somethings with kids and no money >so dedicated to work she gets promoted and doesn't notice the opposite sex >sudden realization that she's in her 30s and alone >sex drive on overdrive unrealistic? nah - just rare
Jackson Rodriguez
I hate that they populate my local gossip and news once in a while since they keep getting tricked by niggers pretending to like and love them on social media only to screw them figuratively out of their and their parents savings and then run away.
They are seriously really desperate.
Samuel Morales
That's the plot of Ore X Yome summed up.
Jordan Hill
I love that she actually became a milf.
Daniel Stewart
Yeah, blocking out certain individuals when you already have a shrinking workforce sounds like a fucking great idea.
Elijah Ramirez
outdo the niggers, and screw them first.
Alexander Lewis
You're confusing a declining population and increased amount of welfare recipients with a shrinking workforce, the latter being a strain on the economy. The workforce isn't really shrinking, aside from Japan and South Korea, because mass immigration.
But until things change, there will be plenty of cakes around for cake-lovers. Too bad they're of the 3D variety and not the 2D.
Robert Ramirez
expectations...subverted!
Ethan Long
I only hate how stupid and dumb they are in keep repeatedly getting tricked over and over again over that despite mass publicity over the cases for years and years.
I am not interested in dried prunes.
Grayson Young
desperation is a hell of an aphrodisiac. also cakes arent all "dried prunes" let the niggers have the gross ones
Nicholas Nelson
Her downside is that she is a huge bitch and probably skins you and then proceeds to eat you alive if you ever tick her off