How would you deal with this difficult situation Shirou is in right now?

How would you deal with this difficult situation Shirou is in right now?

A sudden kiss to confuse the witch.

I don't think Caster would let herself be kissed by the Boya~

dubs say I succeed.

If you get 240 in two consecutive posts made by the same person does it count as dubs?

>I am the boner of my dick...

>7 hours ago

>5 hours ago

>2 hours ago

>2 mins ago

why are you bumping this

I post in whatever thread I want to.

You're not the boss of me, bitch.

Why not?

No Caster route was a mistake of Nasu. The only bigger mistake was no Illya route, fuck you Nasu you money-grabbing mobageshitter, I swear I'd go to Japan and punch you in the face one day for not making Illya route

Caster is a slut

Your mom is a slut

Pedos aren't welcome.
Get fucked in prison you disgusting subhuman filth.

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Then why is Illya so sexy?

>Sorry, my wife Sakura is waiting at home for me. You have a husband too, don't you?

For pedos there's Prisma Illya.

dude kung fu magic lmao

>RAPE

Ilya is about the same age as Shirou.

Offer her rice crackers and cheap beer before showing her the power of youth.

Illya is a grown woman

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Is she supposed to be a Christmas cake?

Spoken like a true secondary shitstain.

She's actually older

Then why she is lusting for his dick.

Jannu!

Call her an old hag.

Lancer please, don''t you have some middle-schoolers to hit on?

Why did you?

She's fucking 19 m8

Whats that? I only hear old hag noises.

What would Caster do if you suddenly smooched her dick sucking lips?

Tell her to look me in the eye.

19 is still a child.