You’re transported into the outskirts of Tokyo 3 the moment Shinji looks at the picture of Misato.
It is the original loop.
How will you proceed?
Will you be a coward hiding from your seemingly unavoidable destiny of being turned into soup, or will you thwart some peoples plans?
You will retain all your current physical and mental attributes e.g. things like age, weight, muscle mass, prior knowledge about the NGE universe, your actual knowledge about your own world, etc.
Keep it realistic.
I would tell Shinji everything he should know, especially about how to kill the Angels.
But why should Shinji trust you?
How would you get him trust some rando atleast 4 years older than him?
kill shinji as soon as possible
Leak NERVs secrets (the ones Kaji got fucked up for) sounds like a fun idea.
Beg to work full time in side nerv. I don't know what an architect is useful for in that underground base.
i think being able to seemingly tell the future would help
>Keep it realistic.
I die when they drop a nuke on the city with no means to escape the blast radious
And even if found a way to get away and somehow contact NERV or SEELE, it would be irrelevant because both factions already knew of each other's plans and both wanted to create their own apocalypsis
Only realistic way to matter would be to try and find Shinji and strangle him before he can do anything and thus derrailing the plot hard enough since they would lack a pilot for EVA-01
Seriously, just meta-knowledge is not enough to change a fiction world, no matter what kind of shitty SI fanfics have you read
Literally all you have to do to avoid being turned into soup is be nice to Shinji and make him feel like someone actually likes him.
A fucking space monster was nicer to the poor kid than any actual human, despite him saving humanity on a regular basis.
I would try to warm Shinji and maybe asuka, or if possible, Rei.
It would be hard because they are always under Nerv custody, but all it takes is a small push
>A fucking space monster was nicer to the poor kid than any actual human, despite him saving humanity on a regular basis.
He had friends in the school, that didn't saved him
He had two losers who tried to beat him up and Misato who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a kid.
His father forced him to cripple his best friend and we never see him interacting with anyone in his school group after that.
In the end there isn't much i can do. All i can do is try to coach shinji into being a better person. He wasnt that far in the middle of the series, he just needed one last step.
I would make him trust me, would try to hook him and asuka to end all the sexual frustation, would ease him in the whole "your mother's clone" thing with rei and would tell him to save Toji.
Well since I know my death is imminent anyways I would find Rei and rape the shit out of her, it isn't like she would fight back
He trusted Kaworu after like a day it wouldn't be too hard
>Would have to behave like a gay bishounen to gain shinjis trust.
Maybe its better just practice my Ego to un-tang myself and just fuck asuka in the beach
One of the show's many loose ends. Writer wants a shallow attempt at depth rather than to pursue and properly wrap up storylines.
I'll try to steal Rei or Lilith and the adam to try and become God instead.
Retards, they tell us that since the city seems so dangerous most of the students have left. Did you even watch the show?
The original plot was that Shinji inadvertently killed Toji but the network didn't allow ANno to do it.
>It is the original loop.
There is only one loop and it is NGE. Anything else is an irrelevant spin-off.
Doesn't an N2 bomb drop on that specific point?
How the hell should you do anything? Unless you throw yourself in Misato's car allong with Shinji.
Jump on top of the car obviously.
>Cop out
Of course they didn't just vanish in thin air you retard. But how they were written off seems rushed given how important they were in the earlier part of the series and in Shinji's development. It's as if they want to jump to the climax instead of actually thinking of a way to wrap up the dynamics between characters. Watch some actual good shows for once.
>But how they were written off seems rushed given how important they were in the earlier part of the series and in Shinji's development.
Wow two side characters.
>It's as if they want to jump to the climax instead of actually thinking of a way to wrap up the dynamics between characters.
Toji was supposed to be killed, the city was blown up. What retarded reason would they have to stay? The whole point of that time was that all the characters were loosing their sanity.
>Watch some actual good shows for once.
No anime is good.
He has a picture of Misato so you could easily convince him to come with you since you know things about her and his father.
Do you want to become red tang user
Better than dying in the blast right? Or Misato doesn't really know what Shinji looks like and Gendo hasn't seen him for years.
I'll kill Shinji, wear his clothes and pretend to be him until I do this.
I warn Kaji in advance that he will be betrayed and assassinated by Seele. In return, he gives me all the info he has on Seele's leaders. I go and assassinate all of Seele's leaders to prevent them from attacking NERV. This in turn causes Gendo to let his guard down. After saving Kaji, I convince Kaji to tell Misato the truth over what Gendo is planning, and in return, she gives me all of the info she has on Gendo. She intro introduces me to Ritsuko in her cell as I pose as a security guard escorting Misato, and Ritsuko provides me all the info I need to assassinate Gendo. I kill Gendo, Third Impact is stopped, world is saved, but nobody knows except for Kaji, Misato, and Ritsuko know this. They probably also don't have the ability to bail me out, so I'll probably end up going to jail.
Would it not also help to just sabotage the Angel Series production, specifically the S2 engine that they managed to snatch from a sample?
Shinji, I know the future. I can help you connect with your father, save the world, and lose your virginity to a girl your going to masturbate to while in a coma. All that I ask in return is that you kill one penguin.
何？英語わからない。
Fuck.
Of you're on Sup Forums and don't at least know how to speak rudimentary Japanese and know how to read hiragana and katakana, then you shouldn't be posting here.
Do you think you could explain the complexities of your plan in an understandable and relateable way to a 14 year old Japanese kid when you can barely read porn doujinshi, user?
The hell can anyone without knowing Japanese?
I would tell them that shit is fucked up and it's time to invent some giant flying machine and fuck off to space to settle at Titan, leaving this fucking stage 6 cancer angel shit behind.
Then come back a couple milenia after and fuck this gay earth by exterminatus with extreme prejudice.
I would kick Shinji out of the story and replace him and do a much better job with everything.
I'd explain everything I know to kaji, I'd make him kill Gendo and send proofs to the UN. They would try to arrest SEELE the angels would be an after thought. Oh and I'd also help Asuka grow the fuck up and not be a whhyni bitch crybaby for her mother.
Try and become fuck buddies with Ritsuko
Oh and 'd also download every JOrdan Peterson video I can and let shinji watch them so he can grow the fuck up too and clean his and Misato's room.
yes, this is the correct option.
telling shinji would only risk to endanger the angel killing part, or to be discovered by SEELE or gendou
i mean I still need to get Shinji's trust because I need to actually GET to kaji, but explainig everything to himn without helping him out is moronic.
Somehow manage to get a job at Nerv and become known as the guy that can read the future.
Then manage to become friends with Shinji and help him not be a fucking mess so he can make the right decisions.
Also fug Misato.
Yeah sure u will...
>the guy that can read the future.
what a great way to be killed.
FUCKING DIVE FOR A SHELTER, THERE IS A N2 BOMB THAT IS COMING.
I guess after that I try to approach Misato to try to:
1. Stop the mess that is coming
2. Fuck her and asuka in a threesome[/spoiler)
>what a great way to be killed.
My coworkers would make a fuss about my ability and that would eventually make Misato and maybe even Gendo interested.
Gendo is one of the people that would be trying to kill you. Your only hope would be if he had enough doubts about his own plan to consult you first, and he'd still probably shoot you when he was done unless your influence somehow altered his plan to the point that he wasn't worried about it being secret anymore.
Am I the only person in this world who wants to become God? Every one else wants to either fuck some one or help someone..
Why would he try to kill me anyways? I could be a very important asset to Nerv and instrumentality as a whole.
And at first he would be like "no such thing is possible, he just got lucky and that's it". But when I really prove myself, he would doubt his own shit.
There is no way you would be able to achieve that.
Be realistic nigger.
Get the little faggot some pussy, maybe a gym membership.
Yeah because all the Eva characters would fuck random fatsos.
Yeah because All Eva characters would fuck random fatsos.
>get him some pussy
You'll give him your's? Cute
Kidnap Rei
Because someone knowing all their secret nefarious plans is a massive security risk. Even if you were 100% on board with instrumentality, they'd be very unlikely to trust your loyalty because you're just some dude that popped out of nowhere as the project approached its final stages.
To be fair, snatching Adam and Lilith would probably be easier than seduction. Still not necessarily achievable, but easier.
I get into a gay relationship with Shinji and suck his cock so good he never even looks at Kaworu. Give him a reason to live and be happy and to protect my smile, so he doesn't get all mopey when he pop goes the weasel. I ain't gay but if that is what it takes to save humanity and my life then that is what I have to do.
Unless I can pilot an Eva. Then I will kill Shinji and leverage my ability to pilot to force them to give me anything I want. Namely a Rei and Asuka and Misato harem and they MUST comply or I let the angels win.
Bang Misato before Kaji shows up
Become buddies with Kaji and warn him about getting shot
Praise Shinji and Asuka so that they don't break
Unmask Kaworu before Shinji gets attached
Either you retards haven't watched the show or there are a lot of 14 yo on Sup Forums
I'd become non-angel Kaworu and set up Shinji/Asuka, so they can overcome SEELE and stop 3I
Congratulations, you've created the plot of Eureka Seven.