How would naruto play out if sasuke was female?

how would naruto play out if sasuke was female?

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Terribly because Kishimoto can't write women.

naruto first kiss would be with a girl and not a boy

Exactly the same. Naruto was already acting like Sasuke was his lover anyway.

Do we really need to discuss this every day?

last time i made this thread was a year ago or so

It would explain his stupid mood changes

Would work out better if Naruto was the girl desu, Sasuke's arc doesn't really fit a female character.

You are thinking in stereotypes. Sasuke being a girl who has a goal of her own is much better than an obsessed female mc. Now go fix your shit taste.

>Terribly because Kishimoto can't write.
FTFY

They'd fuck at some point

Well for one Sup Forums would actually like Sasuke in that case

What the fuck is this? Fanfiction.net circa 2007?

how would naruto play out if every character was female and every battle culminated in steamy lesbian sex

Everything is better with fem MCs, also no Saskexsakura or naruto x hina bullshit

Women tend to be not nearly as driven, hotheaded and independent as men though. It's biology.

>better than an obsessed female mc
Because obsessed male mc is so much better.

Rare, non-everyday characters are much harder to write, come across and much more enjoyable.

A lot of things would change. Sasuko would be the love interest for sure though.

Sakura would still try to fuck her, and the fanbase would have remained unchanged, despite being your parallel universe.

They would've gotten together instead.

>not as driven, hotheaded, independent
>Naruto should be the girl

Do you understand how retarded you are? Sasuke should be the girl because Sasuke is an illogical twat that does stupid fucking shit out of petty revenge and makes no sense, much like how women react to shit

Sasuke would still be Sasuke. A massive bitch who makes Sakura look tame.

100% more Tsundere, or the series turns into a harem anime as Gaara, Neji would probably be girls

The fanbase would be vastly different, fujos would have no interest

But she would be cute and obviously have a thing for Nardo but wouldn’t admit it

>Sakura getting cucked hard
Yes

You're the retarded one here.
Sasuke was super pragmatic in choosing what he perceived as fastest route that would lead to his objective - killing Itachi. He went batshit only after he basically learned everything he knew was a lie.

>petty revenge
>Wanting to punish a dude who murdered your entire family is petty.

She'd be the most physically abusive tsundere in anime history as viewed by a board that hates abusive tsunderes.

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Even more reason for why Narutards should be permabanned on sight.

>your entire bloodline murdered overnight is petty

Fuck off you cancerous Narutard

It wouldn't work. First reason: Second reason: girls CANNOT be edgy. It is literally impossible to right an edgy girl, any attempt fails because edginess doesn't work when you have a pair of boobs.

I’m referring to literally everything after Itachi

>Itachi wanted me to kill him to be welcomed back as a hero
>Itachi wanted me to protect Konoha, but I’m still pretty mad at the few assholes at the top that caused the entire thing
>ok what do
>oh I know
>ILL TRY TO DESTROY ALL OF KONOHA
>Hm, the 5 Kages are meeting, I could probably just wait for the meeting to be over and attempt to kill Danzo when he only has like 2 body guards with him on the way back
>NAH, LETS LAUNCH A ONE MAN ASSAULT ON ALL THE KAGES, THEIR BODY GUARDS, AND THE SAMURAI
>fuck shit good thing masked guy bailed me out and now I’m taking on Danzo alone anyway
>ok good he’s dead, there is only a few fags that actually did anything left, but I better continue my retarded vandetta that Itachi explicitly told me not to do
>oh look there’s Nardo, the only person aside from pinkshit that is trying to get me back and genuinely cares about my well being despite years of being a traitor
>HAHA TIME TO KILL HIM
>ok I learned that the sharigan users have super feeling or some shit, and the 1st, 3rd, and 4th hokages didn’t want terrible shit to happen to Uchiha. Maybe I should reconsider my course of actions
>NOPE
>TIME TO STEAL THESE NUKES AND ATTEMPT TO MURDER MY ONE TRUE FRIEND AGAIN
>SEE IF I HAVE A BUNCH OF POWER AND KILL ALL KAGES THAN PEOPLE FEAR ME AND BAD THINGS WONT HAPPEN
>THIS WORKED SO WELL WITH PAIN
>oh durrr friendship I finally understand the message you’ve been saying FOR LITERAL YEARS to me Nardo pls fuck me- I mean, I need to repent by marrying pinkshit- I mean, I lo... I louuugh-..... I love pinkshit COUGH HACK COUGH yea I can’t do this, Nardo send me on a far away mission and make it long term so I don’t have to be around her

>I’m referring to literally everything after Itachi
Yes, he became legally insane. He just learned everything he believed in was a lie and was unable to cope, you don't need to have a vagina to go crazy after something like that.

Get your cancerous fanfic thread back to >>>/reddit/, Narutard

>literally 2 threads many months apart

nice try faggot

It would be more quirky with even more flawed romance.

>edginess doesn't work when you have a pair of boobs
Make her flat then.

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Fuck off with your cancerous fanfic thread, Narutard

It would be terrible because women don't make for interesting characters. A better question is how would Naruto play out if all females were relegated to domestic/medical roles.

>girls CANNOT be edg-

Would have never gotten away during the retrieval arc because naruto gave some talk about friendship and they would have vowed to take down itachi *together. Would become a secondary character with one or 2 moments to show after that.
*essentially a cheerleader while naruto actually beats him

NTR

Nowhere as good as how it would be if Naruto was female.

Retard go back to r9k. Or better kys immediately.

Make them both girls, then.

I don't think Sup Forums likes edgy girls.

>Narutard's cancerous fanfiction
>/r9k/ fags reveal themselves: hurr durr women can't make good characters
I don't know which one is worse but both of you should kill yourself

sakura wouldn't exist

If Sasuke was a girl, all if this shit would've been considered well intentioned by the fanbase.
You know it to be true.

>I killed my onii-Chan!

oh yeah? so explain sasuke being a character. How much has he done

But Kishimoto has a brother who CAN write.

>It is literally impossible to right an edgy girl, any attempt fails because edginess doesn't work when you have a pair of boobs.

>It is literally impossible to right an edgy girl
>right an edgy girl
>right

You sound like a fucking faggot

>fem!Obito is thunder for Kakashi
>Rin dying doesn’t have as much impact and she returns to village instead
>everytime Kakashi faps she sees everything

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t. horny waifufag

Most of Sup Forums agreed that she was shit though.

>this shit will never end

No actually most of Sup Forums like her.
If you say otherwise, most of Sup Forums says you're a faggot.

And can't draw them either.

You might want to check the older threads again then. There were way more Meinfags than Esdeathfags.

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He's right though.

I would be more okay with SasukeXSakura and would have many questions about Sarada

Satan 666 was mediocre

Bort would have both daddy issues and mommy issues

Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel

Massive faps!

With a massive ass.