This guy comes up to you and slaps your waifu's ass. How do you respond?

This guy comes up to you and slaps your waifu's ass. How do you respond?

I will tell him off with a warning since I'm a civilized user

Fight him in the dark tournament, and ask for my waifu to come back to life as my prize.

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Ask my waifu if she was okay with it though she's a slut so she probably likes it anyway.

Dump my waifu and fuck him in the ass.

call her parents and say "she dead."

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My waifu done gone an blewed up!

I wonder how he would fare against her

I summon Slifer the Sky Dragon

I'd slap her mangled remains too!
Who does she think she is pissing this nigga off?

Give up.
You can't defeat a man who has transcended the mortal coil

pretty sure my waifu would slaughter him

Watch her delete him from existence and then merge my consciousness into hers.

Would you help pay for the funeral?

Tell them they deserved to be in a better series.

I think my waifu is dead, so that means I need to beat him for VENGEANCE

Tribute him to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon

My waifu would murder him before I could react.

I wouldn't have to. She's perfectly capable of defending herself.

CHANAARAAA

A winter's day...

These guys probably mistaking him as Obelisk the Tormentor from the thumbnail.

Offer him some orange juice.

This guy comes up to you and slaps your waifu's ass. How do you respond?

i slap the homosexual

Spoil Yamada now!