How is our king so cute, lads?

How is our king so cute, lads?

get off Sup Forums takeuchi

That not my cute Iskander

Saber is old and busted. Tituria is the new hotness.

I didn't vote for her.

I want to vote for Saber.

So let me get this strait. Some rice eating twat draws the king of England as a semi androgynous 14-15 year old girl and all of a sudden shes the Golden Rectangle of all drawn "women" over the last 12-13 years? If I went around drawing two bit tarts on paper and having grown men masturbate to her, they'd have me thrown away!

>England as a semi androgynous 14-15 year old girl

Apart from the word "girl" that's what Arthurian legend always was

Absolutely precious.

How would the fifth war have been if she were summoned by shirou instead of the flat version?

Gentlemen, I like Saber.

Gentlemen, I like Saber.

Gentlemen, I love Saber.

I like the original Saber. I like Saber Alter. I like aggressive Saber Lily. I like Saber Lion. I like Saber Nero.

I like her when she fights. I like her when she eats. I like her when she speaks. I like her when she complains . I like her when she sleeps.

Serious Saber. Shy Saber. Warrior Saber. Angry Saber. Hungry Saber. Corrupted Saber. Gao Saber. Happy Saber. Girly Saber. Male Saber.

I love every aspect of Saber that takes place on this earth.

That scene in the ruined building would have been a lot more interesting.

I don't think her lance is enough to satisfy Shirou's sword autism

>our king
I didn't vote for her

You don't vote for the king idiots

Well how'd you become king then?

Why, from a mandate of the masses of course. How else?

A magical sword that has the ability to choose the best possible king chose her.

Listen, strange women claiming a mandate from the masses is no basis for a system of Government! Supreme executive power derives from strange women lying in ponds distributing swords, not from some farcical ceremony of popular will.

Sorry, there is only one leader for me.
And unlike Artoria, she is pure, virtuous, and untainted.

She's a whore who wants Homunculus dick.
Only Jeanne Alter is actually pure.
Even Jeanne Santa Alter Lily wants to "ride" reindeer-san

But that's Artoria too

STRONG AND THICK

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My melanin enriched brother.

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Goddamnit Gawain, we've got hours to go before you're supposed to go live

>spent $240 for her in her shitty mobile game and didn't get her
Nah she can go fuck herself

Now I want the fifth grail war, but with most of the servants being replaced with cakes.

>spent $240 for her in her shitty mobile game

Why would you do that

>tfw even Takeuchi is tired of Arturia
It is time to let go lads, our king is no more.

Now put her in the fourth.

I want to rebel against this face

It fucking creeps me out how the "inhuman machine/blank slate" character trope is so popular. At least OG Saber has weaknesses you can exploit to get her to act like an actual person.

Because hormonal cowtits fetish.

Why? She's a spook and you will get her eventually just by playing normally.

My wife Saber is so cute!

People act like the whole -chan meme is new when Nasu made King Arthur-chan back in 2004