This one should be easy

this one should be easy

An ape and his favorite gorilla try to put a stop to the government's monkey business with various banana republics, but the gorilla chimps out one time too many and is forced to leave.

Gintama

fair guess, but no

Truck-kun inspires kid to constantly drown himself.

eva?

That's way too easy. Saike mata shitemo

Red man goes back in time to kill his cringy high school self

A virgin gets trapped in a box after being force-fed bodily fluids

A lying manipulative bitch attempts to seduce a vulnerable disenfranchised young man who is currently unemployed

Fate.

Girl's mom dies, fucked up shit happens.

Shit

Annoying faggot wants to be the leader of his village

NHK?

Yes, I really fucking hate misaki

I guess I should specify, I hate manga misaki but I like anime misaki

waifu bait centered manga, then shit happens and one guy lose one arm

Edgelord wants to save the world but realizes he can't

Previously old guy shota goes into murderous rape spree and fight his reincarnated loli daughter.

Militant lesbian kills magical girl.

Girls that fight each other and make Horrifying Faces when pissed or stressed

I was going to say Baki, but >girls

Old guy becomes an unkillable god and starts a slap fight with a teenager.

Boners.

sanic kills everything

Delinquents with hearts of gold have wacky comedic adventures nearly all the time at school, there aren't ever any teachers around.

CroHigh.

No there are girls in this. Second clue is that the MC is a teacher

...

isn't this that one dungeon isekai manga

berserk

Mitsudomoe

Guy wants pussy, ends up with crabs.

Everyone dropped it

Chauvinistic autist executes Nazis

Main antagonist has an itchy forehead and he is dying to get rid of it

Monogatari?
Kakegurui

that one gundam series with the bikini deathsquad

Gay guy lusts after midget

Guy hates water and nekos, and everyone he knows wants to either fuck him or fuck the people who want to fuck him.

A robot becomes the universe because of a girl with magic eyes.

kodomo no jikan?

That one show where they become space cyborgs or something and the teenager kills 2chan users

Naruto, easy

Nope, significantly older.

A man is forced to house immigrants by his lazy government official

Fate Zero

JJBA Stone Ocean

JJBA DIU

Hunter x Hunter?

Murasakiiro no Qualia?

Its not HxH

monmusu

Voyeuristic turtle

Guy falls into water and shit happens.

Yes!
A teenage girl joins an autistic man's quest to kill a bunch of children-like people

Non-stop naked homo parties.

Inuyashiki

Some guy's convoluted plan to fight bullies involves dying repeatedly and becoming Satan.

girl wants to to know more about a thing so some people introduce her to things which leads her to end up in a world of things near the end

Well I mean there's dozens of series this describes - Dead mom + fucked up is a pretty low bar user

Grand Blue

Aina a cute

bear pajamas and discovering that you're god

What part of "poorly describe" don't you understand? Whatever, I'll give another hint.
>girl marries a midget

I guess you might be correct

see

the #1 guy nobody fucking likes gets best girl, who then rapes him and eventually leads to him killing himself

manga: a bunch of farmers fighting over a fruit

poorly =/= vaguely
guess OP and I'll answer those piss-easy riddles

Victory Gundam

Arifureta?

TTGL?

A dude and some other people get isekai'd after replying to spam mail, ride trains a lot, adopt a child, punch a rabbit angel thing in the face. An entire arc is dedicated to MC getting beaten up by a couple of Satan-worshipping homosexuals, then by Satan himself.
Also a shota turns into a bear.

A fatso, a boxer, a conman, a pretty boy, a midget and a soldier go to jail and get a glass rod up their asses

Bingo.

Ranma 1/2 for 200, Alex.

City fag learns to ride horses and make pizza.

>most popular girl in school into weak MC
>other girls try to kill MC for white stuff in him
>main girl from one faction the other girls from another
>honestly it just gets confusing who is on who's side towards the end because no real consistency
>explosions!

bingo

God decides to have a battle royale, but with prophets

Future diary

Rainbow

Well, that was fast.
A really angry man devotes his life to killing the plant that killed his parents

Pretentious autistic European letter writer

Vietnam Veteran commits JoJo's Bizarre Terrorism.

Jonathan Joestar and his adventures with his brothers Jesus, Khan, and Prick

Some small percentage of society has supernatural powers and it’s a secret but not really. The main character is unimposing young male who is involved in the secret magic stuff but isn’t good at it, but has awesome potential. Eventually he gets good and saves the world. Also multiple girls are in love with him precisely for his negative traits.

Two roommates who haven't spoken in years fix their relationship. A third wheel tries to intervene but fails miserably

A talking pillow lets horny students fuck, then forces them to stop

Betamax and smug bitch fight against Sup Forums bait dystopia

a girl falls down a well and gets a new pet dog

I’m actually curious what this is, it sounds fun

I know this one and I remember it by giving it a name
I called it "shit"

Guy points at another guy, says something, then they die

Jojo part 3?

Nope

your sick fantasy world?

...

Magical world,MC wants to be the top guy but he's a reincarnation of the demon lord. Wants to do good but misunderstood. Also naked inviso chick.

Jesus, Htiler and some guys in a LotR-like

Kisama

Correct

it's that one manga written by the author of Elfen Lied and Brynhldr in the Dark, I forget it's name.