ITT: Penguin/Oxford covers

nullk.github.io/penguin.html

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looks like a guy sitting in bed with his erect penis poking out from under the covers

Looks like a dick.

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I thought the same thing from the thumbnail

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Same.

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best one

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Imagine how many pages that book would be

it would be thicker than the actual Penguin Classic's Les Miserables book

Less than this one

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It's why I opened this thread.

Holy shit my sides.

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the attention-grabbing erotic imagery cements it as an effective cover worthy of publication.

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Source, please.

Dracula, Bram Stoker, 1897

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Alternatively

That's great.
Perfect.

What was his name again?

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if you didn't have that gap this would be pretty good.

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Ornery Orangutan

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W-What the heck

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>author's name bigger than the book title
How shit can you be at the cover design?

So you are pretty new to medieval art

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Pretty good.

Nice.

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Unstretch the proportions and it's perfect

>>author's name bigger than the book title
>How shit can you be at the cover design?
Have you literally never seen real fucking book before?

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Pretty on-the-nose, don't you think?

Well fuck it I tried something at least

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lel

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I am calling them all out on shitty cover design, yes.

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what the FUCK!

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I was just in the middle of doing this one...

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I'm having a hard time looking for paintings.

Any source that you're using?

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this one's good.

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I thought about making this joke.

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Nice.

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I tried.

I thought it was a dude buttfucking another dude. Had to open the thread to confirm.

Oh, I finally thought of a good one.

Perfect.

Nice

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