Cute childhood friend who clearly wants your D but is flat as a board

>cute childhood friend who clearly wants your D but is flat as a board
>crazy weird rich girl with big ol titties who only cares about candy

Be honest Sup Forums: who would you rather have?

yes

Ugh.
Let them have each other.

You say that like flat chest is a bad thing.

DFC my nigguh

First, flat is justice

This

But if i have to pick i would go with the flat one, she just seems more loyal even if the other one can make me super hard

>annoying flat "girl" that constantly hits you for stupid shit
>sweet and pure 10/10 girl that shares similar interests, loves hanging out with you and having a good time
Not much of a contest.

So candy start to have feelings for MC later on right?
Or was her going away just because she's crazy?

I'll take both

I would choose Hotaru every time. Flat girls just don't do anything for me.

>>sweet and pure 10/10 girl that shares similar interests, loves hanging out with you and having a good time

Hotaru is a crazy slut with only thoughts of candy.

Big ol titties is a minimum baseline for me, so I pick candy.

On top of that, she's got a pretty face, big tits and ass, and excellent taste in fashion.

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She's boning the dad for pixie sticks

Yes.

was THAT doujin canon?

Saya may have smoll tits, but she's still beautiful and wonderful. I would give an arm for such a love.

No but this one is.

>cute childhood friend
she's anything but cute: nasty little eyes, slut piercings, no figure.

She’s beautiful in her own way.

Flat childhood friend. She's so cute when lusting me.

>that constantly hits you for stupid shit
You're in the wrong anime. She only hits her brother.

anal

Literally stomped the hell out of Coconuts foot in last week's episode because she's a jealous cunt.

WHY are there only two SayaxHotaru doujins? And one of them is even tags: hairy,
scat

Left is gonna eat herself into a diabetic coma eventually.
Right.

No skeletons for me.

Behead those abandoned childhood friends

It's fine when they are worst girl.

Don't forget being a violent tsundere and possessiveness.

She hits Kokonotsu in the manga after finding his notebook with his sketches of her and Hotaru in them.

MUH

>S2 episodes are only 12 minutes long
WTF is this shit?

Saya for marriage
Hotaru for pump and dump

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>I put it in her butt

Because it's just works better.

So delicate, I bet she's light as a feather. I want to feel her breathing.

Hotaru is pure sex

Soon

In this case Hotaru.

I'd do anything for this author to draw R-18 parodies of his works.

Best girl.

HOTARU 4 LIFE.

Saya is instant marriage material.

>he doesn't want to marry and impregnate Saya

What are you, some kind of gay?

I prefer rinnegan girl.

No. I just have better taste than that.

I like DFC, but Hotaru wears stockings/pantyhose literally every single day.

So I choose Hotaru.

what if i like both?

Why does a 15 year old have big tits?

because anime.

She's 28

Why is a 15 year old a skeleton?

OP asks:

>Which reductionist redefinition of nuanced, complex characters as one-dimensional fantasy sexual objects would you prefer?

If you can grasp the extent to which such a line of thought either overlooks or dismisses the immense, amazing level of talent required to conjure human-like presences well enough to even inspire the desire to fornicate with them in the first place, you cross the frontier into a richer experience of the medium.

More interesting to discuss the elements of craft behind the construction of such desirability than its subjective effect, which is plain for all to see.

Why is she crosseyed?

Gaaaaaaaay

I prefer flat chests, but I make an exception for Hotaru. Saya is awful and looks like a dude while Hotaru has a nice design.

how is the second season?

>not wanting flat cute girls
gay

Rich Girl.

It's been ok so far.

The first one because I’ve had a crush on girls before but no girl has ever had s crush on me

I like flat girls and stacked girls. As long as she's cute, I'm into her, dude.

is it already over?

If you pick an autist who literally cares about nothing but snacks just because she has big boobs then you are the worst kind of human being

>but is flat as a board

You say that like it's a bad thing?

But she's literally 100 times better than the ugly cunt flatshit.

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Before I read this, when I only saw the doujins, I liked Saya's design more, but Hotaru just has far better chemistry with Coconuts.