Rin is reading SICP. Why aren't you?

Rin is reading SICP. Why aren't you?

Why is she blushing?

Because I already read it and it's fucking trash, except for the memetic and historical value, it holds no value as a book.

why does she sit like that?

Because I am too retarded to understand programming theory. I mean I could barely get by in my C++ class in college

Maybe her bun hurts.

Because I already read it.

BUT WHY IS Sup Forums SO RETARDED THEN DESPITE THESE BOOKS

From what

Is that you Tapris-chan?

>go to Sup Forums
>consumer tech
>"hey guys help me"
>my brand > your brand
>50 generals

Because I'm not a brainlet.

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Much like in college, no one does the required reading

thinken of stallman

Item #: SCP-2392

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The camping zone situated within SCP-2392 is to be maintained by Foundation personnel under the guise of government maintenance workers. SCP-2392 is to be fenced off under the guise of major roadworks during testing. No further containment measures are required due to SCP-2392's anomalous properties.

No further attempts to excavate SCP-2392-A are to be made.

Description: SCP-2392 is a small, irregularly-shaped region of land approximately 20 square metres in size. SCP-2392 encompasses the entirety of a camping zone parallel to the ██████ Highway of Central Australia; this camping zone is obscured from view of the road by thick shrubbery.

Sapient individuals within this area report feelings of unease or dread which becomes increasingly prominent the longer such individuals are present; individuals will typically attempt to leave SCP-2392 and avoid it in future, however such actions are typical reactions to similar situations. Non-sapient animals exhibit signs of similar anomalous deterrence.

Muffled sounds of distress can be heard from an indeterminate distance underground at the approximate geographic centre of SCP-2392; this has since been determined to originate from SCP-2392-A. (See Addendum.)

Several environmental factors within SCP-2392 suffer from an anomalous reduction in energy; due to this, the region within SCP-2392 is on average 1 degree Celsius lower than the surrounding environment, light sources within or viewed from within SCP-2392 suffer from a reduction of 9 to 13 lumens, audio suffers from a 4 decibel reduction and electronic devices present within SCP-2392 utilise 11% more power than usual. The significance of these values is currently unknown.

No native flora or fauna is present within SCP-2392. Plants situated within SCP-2392's area of effect are incapable of sustaining their own biological functions and will die within 3 to 4 days. Investigation into which biological functions are hindered is currently underway.

Addendum:

Interviewed: Assistant Researcher John

Interviewer: Senior Researcher Smith

Foreword: An attempt to uncover the source of the audible sounds heard originating from beneath SCP-2392 was attempted on ██/██/2016, at which Assistant Researcher John was present.

Assistant Researcher John: It got obvious really quickly that the place doesn't like being dug up. Excavators kept locking up or turning off for no reason whenever we tried using them, so we swapped to shovels instead an' it started raining. Nothing significant at first, but just enough to wash soil back into the holes we were digging and the deeper we got, the more rain came down.

Assistant Researcher John: Took us a good hour or two to make half a metre, and by then the weather was blatantly either part of the anomaly or a once in a lifetime chance to see more rain fall in the middle of a desert within a few minutes than the coastal regions get in a year. I think it was Aaron who… who uncovered her, around about then.

Senior Researcher Smith: You are referring to SCP-2392-A?

Assistant Researcher John: Yeah, but… yeah. She'd… She'd grabbed his shovel and was gripping it as hard as she could. We raced over to try lend a hand but… most of us got lost when it went from thunderstorm to blizzard, and one hell of a blizzard at that. It was only me an' another who made it to where Aaron was. The dirt was loose from the rain so it didn't take much to get dash A to the surface.

Senior Researcher Smith: You acted to photograph SCP-2392-A's face as clearly as possible, correct?

Assistant Researcher John: Yes, I thought it would help… identify her. I wasn't… wasn't expecting her to match…

[Assistant Researcher John pauses for ten seconds.]

Senior Researcher Smith: Thank you for your time. If you wish to receive amnestic tre-

Assistant Researcher John: "Please help us." When we dug her up, until she got buried again, she was reaching into the dirt and screaming "Please help us."

Closing Statement: An investigation to determine the identity of SCP-2392-A had been conducted utilisng the photograph taken by Assistand Researcher John. A positive match was made to an archived photograph of █████ ███, an abduction victim last seen in the year 2015 - of particular note is that SCP-2392-A does not appear to have physically aged from the time of the photograph.

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why do you do

I bet she's reading something lewd

I'm only 25 and I don't think I qualify to be able to read it anyway.

>I'm only 25
>only

Get out underage.

You need to be at least 30 to understand lisp.

Her face reminds me of that one gif of the embarrassed girl crossing her arms in front of her face. Does anyone happen to have that? I seem to have misplaced it during the hard drive swap

If you don't understand in your teens you're hopeless.

Because everyone and their dog are learning how to become programmers. It's only a matter of time before businesses realize they actually have too many programmers and axe most of them.

She's just catching a whiff of my cum in that book.

Holy shit, dude, that is absolutely freaking hilarious. Us oldfags, huh?

you must be older than 31 to post

>Hegel
That explains why Sup Forums is full of anti-corporate commies.

>under 25
>too young to understand SICP
No, you're just a retarded STEMlord that can't into abstract.
Also I'd post one of the original Patchy edits but it isn't funny anymore.

>said the codelet for the thousandth time

It was a wizard joke.

Because it's 99.9% Sup Forums, phone wars and more recently cryptospergs that don't even have a basic understanding of economics.
Everyone else either ERPs or shills their github.

You aren't funny.

>reading about caches
Why do people still use LRU?

fuck off Sup Forums

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