Nii-chan, open up!

>Nii-chan, open up!
>You're making me upset.

What do?

Shut the door, bolt it up, and call the police.

Japanese safety chains is so fucking retardedly designed.

there’s a reason why we use a metal bar instead of just a chain

I live in an apartment full of guns in a Stand Your Ground state. You tell me.

You think a bar would stop the loli either? Wrong again.

>guns will save me from a yandere!
Murrifags be delusional.

It's not closed

These creatures are absolute evil

Joke's on her, I'm actually two lolis in a trench coat pretending to be an adult.

I don't know, probably nothing because it wouldn't happen since everyone and me are pathetic fucks that just sit in their rooms watching anime (fictional shit).

I want these threads dead.

On second though, I teleport behind her and cut her head off with my bare hand while saying
>'nothing personal kid'

>Presented with a problem in the form of a human
>Kill problem
>
Where's the delusion?

>Where's the delusion?
That the yandere wouldn't have known about your guns and accounted for them.

>Ah, onii-chan, were you thinking about using your guns? Don't be silly, you don't need guns for protection, not when you have me. While you were out earlier, I turned them all into the police. They give money for guns no questions asked you know. Yes, even your grandfather's p38 he took of the body of that dead SS officer in WWII. I used the money from them to buy you a special dinner. You're gonna eat it all up, right, onii-chan? If you don't, I'll have to punish you a bit.

I don't think those are exclusive to Japan

think it would be wise to do what she says, after calling 911 of course

>side tie pantsu on a loli

Wouldn't believe this slut for a second.

why does she have a fang?

Laugh my ass off because I'm high as fuck

>even your grandfather's p38
jesus fucking christ save me

>What do?
Wake up.

>Wake up.
Wake me up inside?

No, more like wake up because no one would visit me.

Just do what the lady says.

But my grandfather was German and SS officer!

Bend her over and teach her who's in charge

Jump out the window. I am not going to live through that again and run! My palms are still sore from all the forced headpats despite it being ages ago.

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smell her pits

I'd just give the $100. What can possibly happen, she buys a hundred bucks worth of candy?

True. He took it from a fallen comrade as part of a desperate last stand before being overwhelmed and having to surrender. It was truly a miracle how he managed to hide it from the PoW camp guards until the war ended.
Now come and sit down or you'll have to endure some of what the Wehrmacht did in 1945.

>Wouldn't believe this slut for a second.
Or rather, they'd take the guy she is framing AND having a talk with her parents.

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>your Onii-chan just realized he's gay so go away

You act like you're not there. She will go away and won't search for you right?

Open the door. I have no reason to make her upset.

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Source?

That's what strap-ons are for, Onii-chan!

Pegging is not gay

What if it's a boy pegging you with his p0n0s?

Not pegging

>Implying she could get to the holdout pistol I keep clenched between my buttcheecks

Magical place, motherfucker.