The newly-weds are fighting again

The newly-weds are fighting again.

great timing OP, saved me making a eva thread to shitpost in

>Baloney Poney

what, are they holding hands? I never noticed.

yes
>footsteps intertwined like DNA
bravo anno

not only that, but a third trail emerges from the intertwining trails

So Kaworu is the child of Shinji and Shikanami?? Now I have to rethink everything again... thanks for nothing.

I've been tuned out of anime since 2015. Is there still no news of the fourth Rebuild movie?

Threadly reminder that /ss/ 3.0 shiki and shinji is the peak of eva ships.

wait, that isn't even Kaworu, right, it's Rei.

I want alternate universe kogal Rei to ride my baloney pony

it will get released at some point
>rei is the child of shinji and shiki
>rei is a clone of yui
>which is Shinji's mother
too deep for me

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too deep indeed.

A genuine patrician in our midst.

>dat one doujin where she farts on him

Never watched eva.
Is rebuild better than the original?

no, it's far worse.

>28 year-old Asuka

No, I don't like it that much overall. Rebuild 1.0 is superfluous but Rebuild 2.0 is actually very cinematic, very good; Rebuild 3.0 is fucking garbage.

> obligatory is rebuild better post
"No!"

no one likes it more. it is either a cashgrab or a ruse

Eh, I liked 1.0 as a more action-oriented remake, 2.0 continued the story and upped the action 3.0 felt like they made the fight scenes first and then made the story around them

No characterization, terrible way to get into the serie imo. They're not terrible of course but better watch NGE and EoE beforehand if you want to give a fuck about the characters.

Yea I watched the original then rebuilds then EoE
Rebuilds I watched mostly for the absolutely bitchin' fight scenes

>christmas cake stuck in the body of a 14 year old with an eye patch 15 years of sexual frustration pent up
>not wonderful
fag

>just watched a "video essay" on EoE on YouTube
Why do western commentators so routinely miss the point of Evangelion and focus mostly on the "otaku revenge" aspect of the show/movie?

She's not even a virgin.

Your average "western commentator" doesn't have the presence of mind to analyze the themes of Little Witch Academia much less some intense psychological shit like Eva.

(you)

Oh sorry if my twenty-year hard-on for Asuka was predicated on the idea of her being a lithe-bodied strawberry blonde 14 year-old virgin.

cease spreading lies

fuck no
it's like hollywood remakes, just a cashgrab

The best thing to come out of 3.0 is Asuka/Mari banter.

If you practice jihad, there are many more waiting for you my brother, insha'allah

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Fucking Anno.