What would do if she shook her ass in your face Sup Forums?

What would do if she shook her ass in your face Sup Forums?

Sperg out and hit her before realizing what I’ve done

Eat it.

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Fuck off.

ignore the slut and go back to masturbating to my waifu

I would bury my face in, tongue her asshole all day and die in it. There is no letting go.

This! You are a good man.

I’d flat stare at her while I’m cleaning the glasses from my bar then tell her to get off the table and get back to work to pay off her tab she ran up last night.

What if she didn't wipe well?

Goddess of purity etc.

Cute and sexy girls dont shit user.

Good thing Aqua is neither then.

That would be the only reason I would lick her anus.

Slap it.

Take it as an invitation, pull my pants down, pull out my penis, use my spit to lube my penis up, and slide it into her vagina, moving it in and out rhythmically until I ejaculate inside her.

I want to be so vanilla with her that I make Vanilla ice scream seem spicy. I’ll stay in character of being a normal decent guy to everyone until Aqua seems falls in love for me. It’ll will also make help me avoid harem hijinks:
>Explosion girl will just seem the responsible big brother
>Masocist girl won’t have any interest in someone who act as the paragon on what Nobles are supposed to be
>My aura would be too pure for Lich girl
Oh crap, Yunyun will think I’m being romantic with her.

carry her and get a better room

Rude and lies.

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Ask her if she's seen this man, then grope her ass.

What the fuck is this supposed to even mean?
Don't be so cryptic faggot.

What room specifically?

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Slap it hard

[x] JAM IT IN