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Top Right Big: What is a Final Fantasy?
Middle Text: The phenomenon often seen in manga nowadays where when the series is nearing its final chapters, the characters in the manga start to form couples.
Left Insert: Who is this that has appeared before Shinpachi...?
Girl: I finally
found you.
Title: Lesson 671 Revolutionary
Author: Sorachi Hideaki
Girl: I've been looking for you
for so long.
I've so wanted to meet you.
Daddyyyyyy!!
SFX: GABAH
Shin: ...It's happened.
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Shin: The Final Fantasy
has bared its fangs at meeeee!!!
Otose: My God, Shinpachi!!
Shin: No, don't jump to any conclusions, Otose-san!!
Cath: It could not be, you...
Shin: No, you've got it all wrong, Catherine-san!!
Cath: What do I have wrong?!! At some point in time... when no one was paying attention... you... changed your hairstyle to look more attractiiiive!!!
Shin: What?! What's going on now has nothing to do with my hair style!!
OTose: You certainly have grown up in those 2 years the readers weren't watching, haven't you?
But you did what you did, so you're going to have to take responsibility.
Shin: Noo!!! I don't know anything about...
This is a trap!! The Final Fantasy is trying to ensnare me!!
Cath: Do not try to act dumb! You were the only one doing any ensnaring!
Shin: A... And if anything like that did happen in the past two years,
it would be really weird for the child to be this big already, right?!!
Girl: Weird?
Daddy, is it because I'm weird that you won't be my Daddy?
Shin: No, that's not what I meant! Uh, wait, no, I guess it is what I meant?!
Cath: You are just despicable!! Not only did you change your whole image when nobody was looking, but you are even making children cry?!!
Shin: No, that's not what...
Cath: Then let us see some proof!!
If you will go so far to deny it, then you must have some way to prove your innocence!!
Shin: Er, well...
SFX: PAKU PAKU (Mouth opening and closing)
Cath: Ya see?! I knew you this guy was guilty!!
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Shin: I'm a virgin.
SFX: BOSO (WHISPER)
Shin: In these two years... I shifted the part in my hair over little by little to change my image without anybody noticing,
but my lower half...
still has a buzz cut, drinking Ramune at the neighborhood candy store.
Otose: Yeah, we know.
Shin: Then why'd you have to make me say iiiit?!!
Cath: We just got annoyed that you are acting like you grew up in those two years and parted your hair like that despite being a cherry.
Shin: Then maybe I aught to just make that a buzz cut, too, dammit!!
T/N: Cherry = slang for male virgin.
Girl: Mommy~~ They said that man is a cherry!!
Shin: Heyyyyy! Now look what you went and made the kid hear!!
Girl: Hey, Mommy, what's a cherry?
Can cherries not be daddies?
Kin: Well, a cherry is a being that has abandoned the primary directive of an organism which is to procreate. In other words, a piece of junk.
Make sure you add that to your data, okay?
Thanks, user. You're tops.
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Kin: And like I've told you over and over,
this isn't your Mommy, she's you.
Tama: Understood.
Shin: !!
SFX: KYUIIIN
Shin: Tama-san. Kin-san.
Gengai: ...........
In the two years since then
most of the machines that turned into hunks of junk in order to protect this planet
have been repaired and returned to normal,
but no matter how I try to fix her,
that one just won't open her eyes.
Forgot pic, sorry
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Gengai: She's an irregular robot that was originally made by that genius, Hayashi Ryuuzan.
Even with all my skill, there are still probably parts of her I can't entirely understand.
If I were to describe the problem,
it would be that there may be screws that my screwdriver won't reach,
that logic won't extend to, and are invisible.
Kin: Heh.
So she's kind of a different build from us machines that a boorish old man built.
Back then,
she took as much of the burden on herself as she could
in order to keep the damage done to us machines as minimal as possible.
Otherwise forget hunks of junk, we'd be piles of metallic cinders.
Compared to her, we're a bunch of poorly-put-together plastic models.
She's not the kind of thing you can fix by the turn of a screw.
But while we were pondering if there was anything we could do,
we came up with this little one.
"Fuyou" Unit 01-Mini.
We call her Tamako.
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Kin: We placed a copy of Tama inside her.
Of course, we don't have the ability to copy all of Tama,
but because she's been formatted, she doesn't have any memories. So her data is full of holes.
Gengai: But we can't bring ourselves to just let this one sleep.
So we wanted to get whatever out even if it was a copy or whatever.
We wanted to show her the Edo she protected.
That's why Tamako was born. While Tama is sleeping, she'll be Tama's eyes.
Someday when she wakes up, what Tamako has seen will become what Tama has seen.
It would be unfair for her to be the only one not having any memories from all that time.
Shin: Well I wish you'd just said so to begin with... She mistook who I was and was calling my Daddy or something...
Gengai: That's not necessarily incorrect...
Tama the machine was mad by Ryuuzan,
but Tama the friend was made here with you all.
I have no idea what screw Tama is missing right now,
buuut,
if that noisy bunch were here in Edo now,
she might actually wake up, bein' unable to sleep with all the ruckus.
Shin: ...Gengai-san...
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Someone: I know.
They're not
here in Edo anymore.
And even if they were, something as convenient as that probably wouldn't happen.
But still, we're lucky.
In this city of Edo
there is still someone who will solve whatever trouble you might have;
a Yorozuya.
Shin: ---So in the end,
it's like I really did suddenly have a kid.
Um... so what exactly did Gengai-san want me to do?
Tamako: While Fuyou Unit 01 is sleeping, you are to gather as much data for me as possible.
When Unit 01 awakens, that data will be restored into her memory. To summarize, shoe me lots of different things, Daddy-sama.
Shin: Um, could we nix the Daddy thing? Also, you really do talk like Tama-san, don't you?
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Tama: My apologies for earlier. That was a plan to leech off you to get oil to eat for free.
It was Kintoki-sama's suggestion, but it would seem the "nobleman's illegitimate child" plan would not work on you, Cherry-sama.
Shin: And would you knock it off with the cherry stuff! And I can't believe they did all that just to save some money on their oil bill!!
Tama: But he told me you would definitely take me in.
He said because the Yorozuya is a bunch of perverts that always keep have a girl with them.
Shin: What the hell does that guy think of us?!
Tama: But it is quite strange, when everyone talks about the Yorozuya,
even when they're disparaging, they sound somewhat lonely.
I heard that you broke up, but please give me data as to why.
Shin: How about you add this to your data? Don't ask such blunt questions to people you only just met.
Tama: Then would you please give me data on the chances of the Yorozuya reforming?
Shin: Did you not hear what I just said?
..........
None, probably.
Tama: why is that?
Shin: ...Because everyone had things they needed to do.
Tama: So did all of the others leave here because they had something they had to do besides being Yorozuya?
And the reason you stayed was because you did not have anything besides being a Yorozuya that you needed to do, Shinpachi-sama?
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Gin: Shinpachi,
the ball's in your court.
Is there anything
you want to do?
Shin: ........
Yeah, there was.
I wanted to help out with restoring the city,
to train myself in the sword,
to keep active in Otsuu-chan's Imperial Guard,
and,
and...
I want to
restore my father's dojo!!
Gin: -----Heh.
So you're finally gonna follow through with that, huh?
That
sure is a lot, ain't it?
Shin: ----Yeah.
So,
I'll be okay.
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Shin: Go ahead, go do what you need to do.
---I had lots of things I both had to
and wanted to do.
I thought I did,
but
why am I still doing things like this?
Guy: Ah, you there, hold up.
Guy: Pardon me,
could I talk to you for a minute?
Um... are you two... siblings?
Shin: No...
Guy: Then are you father and daughter? That's not it, is it?
Shin: Uh, well... we're sorta friends I guess?
Guy: With that big a difference in ages?
Shin: Huh? I'm being questioned by the police just for walking around with a little kid?
Guy: Ah, I'm sorry. Supervision has been very strict since the new government formed.
Just as per regulations, would you mind blowing into this a bit?
Shin: Huh? But I haven't been drinking.
Guy: And we'd like to see some identification please.
Handwritten: HUUH?
Shin: Um... I'm sorry, but the thing is, this girl... is actually a robot girl.
I'm just sorta temporarily taking care of her, er, no...
Guy: The hallucinogenic symptoms seem to be progressing quite a bit.
Yes, no doubt about it, this guy's using.
Shin: Uh, how much exactly am I being suspected of?!
Guy: Ah, you're past the specified value.
Shin: Uh, but I really haven't been drinking. Or doing anything strange.
Guy: Do you understand? When you go past this grade it means
you're a virgin.
Shin: What kind of examination is thiiis?!!
How can you tell the power level of my lower half by me breathing?!
Guy: Over the age of 18, going around with a small girl you're not related to?
1:20 PM.
Arrested for unlawful possession of being a pedophile.
SFX: GASHAN
Shin: HEEEEEEY!!
WAAAAAIT!! Just how heavy-handed are you police?!!
You're not serious, are you?!!
SFX: ZUZUZU (DRAGGING)
Shin: Someone, help-
Someone: Please wait.
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Someone: What are you people doing?
Do you know
who that is?
SFX: BATAN
Guys: D-
Director-dono!!
Shin: Director...?
Nobu: That is one of the heroes that saved this country.
That's not someone you newcomers can judge.
SFX: DOON
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Nobu: Will this end in seppuku?
SFX: PARA PARA
Nobu: Or will it end with you being cut down by me,
Director of Police, Imai Nobume?
Make your decision, pedophile hero.
Shin: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!!
Soyo: While we've arrived at a new era, Edo is still bound by some old customs.
First on that list is the low social status of women.
In this upcoming era, I want to make a society of people that can each flourish on their own
so much that the women aren't beat out by the men.
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Soyo: And most of all, I'll need at least that much resolve
for a girl like me to run this country while contending with crafty political enemies.
Nobume-san is a symbol of such women.
As the first female director of police, she has been handed the task of strengthening the foundation for our new era.
I'm going to sweep away all of the powers and violence used to oppress women
in order to pave the way for a world where everyone can be free.
What do you think, Shinpachi-san?
The new government's police sure seem reliable, don't they?
Shin: Soyo-hime,
mind if I ask a question?
Is there no police in the new government that'll sweep away powers and violence that oppress men?
I kinda wanna call 110 right now.
SFX: HYOOOOO
T/N: 110 is the emergency number in Japan.
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Soyo: I'm not entirely sure I understand what you mean.
Shin: Look at me, isn't it obvious, you natural sadist?!
I got treated like a pedo and arrested just for walking around with a little girl!! Please, do something!!
Soyo: Huh? You were arrested? I think there must be some mistake.
Nobume: We have no jails for putting pedophiles in. Deposing of the criminal immediately after arrest is the law of the new government.
Shin: What kind of law is that?!!
Nobume: I heard about the circumstances from Tamako. As an apology, we requested he clean the windows.
Shin: I-I'm undergoing this punishment as an apology, you bastards?!! There's no future for the men in this country anymore!!
Tamako: So this is the Edo that Unit 01 protected...? I will add it to my data.
Shin: Heeey! Don't show Tama-san stuff like this!
And anyhow, Nobume-san, are you really cut out for a job like director of police?!
Nobu: I have no interest in power. But I could not simply abandon the princess.
Shin: You look like you're getting pretty used to the whole power thing to me!
Nobu: We fought through the war and crushed Utsuro's ambitions,
but this country has not escaped destruction yet.
We're still a weakened country facing pressure for foreign countries,
and there's discord with remnants of the former government.
If we let our guard down, the country will fall to pieces again.
Especially if we throw the princess alone into that band of old foxes in the Bakufu.
The new country we fought so hard to raise would be snatched away then and there.
Against opponents like them... yes.
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Working craftily
and having a cynical disposition is best.
So until those foxes settle down,
I intend to put up with sitting in this chair despite how uncomfortable it is.
Soyo: Nobume-san...
Thank you.
Shin: Um, how are the Shinsengumi doing?
They did so much, I would think it's reasonable for them to be on the course for success, right?
SFX: FUKI FUKI (WIPING)
Shin: I know Kondou-san married a gorilla and resigned,
but what about everyone else?
Matsu: It is certainly true...
Shin: !
Matsu: that their swords cut open the pathway to a new era.
But while a sword that cuts too far is strength in turbulent times,
it's always hated in peaceful times.
Shin: Sir Matsudaira!!
Matsu: It's quite ironic.
Though they opened the door to the new era,
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Matsu: they were hated by that new era.
No,
they were thrown away by the fearsome man chosen by that new era.
Shin: What's this...?!!
SFX: PIRA
Matsu: This is a summary of the measures the new government handed down to the Shinsengumi over the course of a month.
Give it a read.
Shin: Hijikata Toushirou,
demotion?!
Saitou Shimaru,
resignation?!
Okita Sougo
seppukuuu?!
Matsu: All the top brass got it.
Kondou's gorilla-marriage was just the beginning.
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SFX: PIH
Matsu: He
just suddenly appeared in the world.
SFX: GOUN ZAZAAZA
Matsu: He expanded his power in the blink of an eye
and coolly eliminated his political opponents
in a way unlike anything I've ever seen or heard of before.
Screen: Parliamentary Broadcast
It's not just the era,
he changed government itself.
And before we knew it,
he was standing there at that podium.
Yes, his name is...
Someone: ----And here is our first prime minister...
SFX: KAH KAH
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Someone: Donald Zurump-kun's greeting...
Zura: It's not Zurump,
it's Katsuraaaaaaa!!
SFX: DAAN
Shin: Ah,
this country's done for.
Insert: The curtain raises on a catastrophy...!!
Bottom: Gintama
...Lesson 671
/ End
And thats it. Seems like a troll timeskip. Zura as Trump is pretty hilarious, hope Sup Forums doesn't get too triggered.
I can't believe Sougo is fucking dead.
I appreciate the dump and translation but wasn't the scanlation for this already finished by now?
Yes, it's already out.
Yeah it got released about 50 min ago. Just noticed it now
Well I have nothing better to do so I'm just gonna dump the scanlations.
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This is turning out to be one of the best manga endings of all time.
This time is ending for real or Sorachi will fuck with us again?
>tfw I actually did this trick to my hair some time ago
I dont know if this is the ending. They were talking about a time machine last chapter so it might just be a time travel arc for Shinpachi where he goes back to make the Yorozuya stay intact so this future can be avoided.
Both.
Now we need to know where Yamazaki went.
FUCKING KOREANS
ZURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Wojack
cease this
-AAMP
>AAMP
African American Museum in Philadelphia?
He went from Obama to full Trump.
geez just end this shit already. gorrilla lost his touch after doing serious arc after serious arc. The only funny thing this entire chapter was shin being accused of being a pedo.
I will never forgive the jap normalfags and fujo that inflated his ego and made him think he could turn his comedy manga in a shonen trite meat house.
To a better place.
remember all those spergs freaking out last chapter about muh ships? Literally, how do you go this far into the series and not pick up on the series fucking with you when its so formulaic about it
I think there was a study done on the avg IQ of each board and Sup Forums ranked near the lowest.
clearly sorachi fucking with us, and im estatic he decided to end the series with one final comedy hurrah
i think that study had A more in the middle, off the top of my head I recall /lit/ being at like #1 or #1 and Sup Forums being dead last out of the boards that qualify
Sounds about right.
Nope. Sup Forums was on the lowest side of the curve. Even below [r9k] but yeah Sup Forums was in the lowest.
>katsura toppled the bakfu and broke up the shinsengumi
I like this timeline
This chapter was fucking great, so happy that it's ending on a comedy note after that huge regular shonen arc that lost my interest. Also I don't believe that Okita is dead for a nanosecond.
>Zura is now Prime Minister
Kek
Is this a Kenshin reference?
>new government.
The twist here is that the ending is actually real
Indeed, Gorilla is fucking with us so hard
It was obvious that it wasn't Kagura and Okita child, but these threads are full of shipfags, kek
Oh that Katsura can't just make up his fucking mind.
For real apparently
Okita is dead.
It's obviously not true
Poor Yamazaki isn't even mentioned. I still hope he got a high ranking job in the new system. Maybe as the corrupted leader of the new shinsengumi under Zura's command as his new loyal retainer.
Maybe he escaped with Kagura. Please don't make him die like this Gorilla
I cant even tell if this is bait anymore.
Did he even survive getting his throat slit?
MAKE EDO GREAT AGAIN
Are you guys sure this is really ending and not another of Sorachi's jokes?
Who knows, but for now might as well roll with it. Could also be one of Shinpachi's fever dreams
>It's not Zurump,
>it's Katsuraaaaaaa!!
Based gorilla cheeseburger.
Probably the last Utsuro trick
Okita is definitely not dead just like that. He probably just ran away when he got the order.
I think's ending for real but Sorachi is taking his sweet time showing everybody in the timeskip
>Zura is the final villain
lmao
BUILD A SPACE WALL
I didn't see this coming, but I'm glad it is here
>dragging it out like this
It was always going to happen eventually but it's still really sad that Gintama is boring now.
The Zuramp joke is the only joke that made me laugh in a while. Dick and sex jokes stopped being funny years ago but the gorilla kept shoehorning them everywhere
I just wanted a good ending. Not this shit.
I don't think nips like it either, since it constantly ranks at the bottom of wsj rankings every week
>Constantly chased by the Shinsengumi as a rebel
>Becomes Prime Minister to destroy them
Petty Katsura is the best Katsura
The rankings for this ending would be a few weeks after the manga ended. Not that rankings were very important for Gintama in the first place.
I like it, suck it. You can't make a 2 chapter ending with dozens of characters after a two year timeskip. Let the Gorilla have his fun for the final stretch.
Gintama has never really ranked well
>You can't make a 2 chapter ending with dozens of characters after a two year timeskip
Of course not. But I wanted an actual ending, not just more of the same. It feels like the last arc didn't even happen right now and it's just a random comedy arc. It's no different than the previous time skip arc.
Going from the world being on the brink of ending to this feels like the whole last arc was pointless to me. But I'm jaded anyway and it's just regular Gintama right now so I won't knock you for liking it.
While it was very sudden, personally I am enjoying it. Some comedy and wrapping up character stories before it ends for real.
There are still plenty of things to wrap up
Previous chapter made me think it is Madao, but it's clearly Zura after this chapter
Okita faked his death and had Yamazaki take the fall I imagine
>All the underdog characters became big shots
>Toppled almost all the previously poweful characters
>Only one who could escape the surge are Matsudaira and the princess, just cause you better not mess with them
>Yfw Gintoki anticipated this and is organizing a new rebellion against Zura&Madao
The true final arc