I would like a long/ permanent global ban. Please and thank you

I would like a long/ permanent global ban. Please and thank you.

Why user? What happened

As a lurker for over 9 years, I recently started posting. I’m much happier observing and not being tempted to post.

Ban evading gets you a 30 day ban

Just ask for cheese pizza and you get a permanent one.

Post Edea's ass on Sup Forums for a 30 day ban.

but i need a range ban

I know what you mean

It’s just a waste of time. Watching the chaos is more fun than taking part in it for me, but it’s so easy to get dragged in. There’s no better option though, can’t stand reddit or any other similar normalshit site

Go back normalfag.

Oh god I know your feels man, but constantly lurking won't improve your potential future posts.
You can ban from it, but you can't leave

ah. Well then post something extremely conservative that is obviously Sup Forums bait on Sup Forums then go to /vp/ and post anthro art, then go to Sup Forums and post Yotsuba strips in the LOL thread while also making an ass worship thread around Edea Lee from Bravely Default, then go to /jp/ and make a thread about Family Guy, then go to /an/ and post the webm of the mouse being cut in half with scissors, then go to Sup Forums and post My Little Pony Images then go to /soc/ and say "Another other 16 year olds want to hang out?"

Guarenteed 30 day site wide ban. Make sure to do so under a trip, and then reset your IP, repeating these with the same trip so that you get 30 day bans for Ban evasions. Rinse and repeat until you no longer want to be banned.

just post cp and you will get a permanent ban for life

>Asking for bans
Do you think this is neogaf? Fuck off faggot

that or go to IRC and spam the fuck out of the mods.
this too just make sure to post it on a SFW board that normally wouldn't consider that even a fringe part of its culture.

don't do this. just lurk and don't post

there will come a time when you will want to post

This. Trust me, it's not worth it.
Just go on IRC and ask for a temp ban or something.

Who?

>*Resets your IP*

>feels
You don't have to ask twice.