"Abe-sama, people won't buy motocycles anymore"

>"Abe-sama, people won't buy motocycles anymore"
>"I order a Bakuon adaptation"
>"Abe-sama, people won't go outside anymore"
>"Fund a camping anime"
Is this man a genius?

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pitch the next anime to stop school shootings in muhmerica

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>Abe sama the economy won't grow anymore
Cute traders doing cute things when?

>"Abe-sama, people won't go outside anymore"
>"Fund a camping anime"
This backfired as otaku are killing themselves while camping.

Bakuon was great desu

Really?

/out/ is not /k/, /k/ literally tried hunting squirrels with napalms

They died outside, what's the problem?

>otaku are killing themselves
Just as planned.

>otaku are killing themselves while camping.
That's a good thing.

But that's not a bad thing

what do you think Spice and Wolf is?

Squirrels eat my tomatoes and dig in my basil. I kill one of the fuckers every few months as a warning to others. My garden grows in peace.

Will we ever see the day where Abe gets personified as a cute girl and conquers the world?

All according to Abe's keikaku

2011

Trading for furries

Ask Nasu.

>Abe-sama your rating are going down! What do we do?
>Put me in F/GO

How fucked is Japan Sup Forums?

>>"Abe-sama, people won't have sex anymre"
>>"I order a Hentai adaptation"
if only

>>I order EVERY animation studio to make hentai

>Abe-sama, we want to promote gender equality
>Let's announce Index season 3
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to camp you are forced to outside while to nut you can just jack off without having to interact with w*men

I miss this show

>"Abe-sama Chinise neo-Imperialism is out of control"
How does he respond?

whats is with the *
theres a filter on women?

Deny the rape of Nanking again.

>not rape Nanking again
you had ONE job

PROCREATE

BREED

Colony drop China

We should get Recettear anime, I think it would work as a short series about jewing and dungeon raiding.

An anime where all the kids have guns.

Women aren't allowed here, faggot.

>Make another helicopter destroyer.
>Wait for chink autistic screaming
Or just ignored them.

>2018
>still no cute pregnant girls doing cute things anime

Abe you had one job

Make an anime about how pearl harbor was a training accident and China actually invaded, raped and medically experimented on the nips.
I find it funny though how MiA's Bondrewd is always compared to a Nazi since he was doing nasty experiments on living kids. The nips literally did nastier medical experiments, and many of the experimenters admitted to also raping the test subjects (while they were still "fresh" anyway...). But I wonder how many nips actually know this, considering most Westerners aren't even aware.

We're all little girls here, user.

Engage in a pissing contest by claiming some floating rock.

At least it's not on purpose anymore

>otaku are killing themselves while camping
GOOD
Sasuga Abe-sama

anime where the world defunct the CIA and Mossad

Give the director of net-juu control of a 2 cour military anime.

Joshiraku S2

there is no escape

kek

Last I checked we're already getting Code Geass S3

Kingdom season 3

...

Japan already stopped their school shootings by banning guns.

>Abe-sama the the sperm quallity have drastically decreased over the last 30 years
>What should we do?
>Lower the mayonnaise prices
Is there anything this man can't do?

...

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Some of the local archwizards get triggered by the bad word. We can't have that.

Didn't happen

>tfw no loli emperess

Sounds like the real plan is working then.

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But if it was up to Nasu, there's also a chance he'd become a robot or demon instead

Americans did the same experiments on American kids. I wonder how many of them know this.

She will become the first women to japanese Emperor if her niece not born. Her future now to marry peasant and become peasant.

>Abe-sama, the countryside needs more tourism
>"SHINKANESN"

Cute pussy.

>that schnoz

Use his WMD

This. Unironically.

muh dick

I can only hope the Goblin King wears a slightly modified Dragon Robe instead of his usual shamanesque attire.

>first women to japanese Emperor
user I...

Man i wish i were that peasant. I thinking about it for like 10 minutes now. Imagine how we meet each other and start rabu-dabu doki-doki things

>fund an anime about dating foreigners
>suddenly no more birthrate problem

>New anime made by (Insert studio with prestige and experience)
>MC is a cute teenage girl who goes on fantastical adventures with her traveling party of various creeds and hometowns from around the world
>Episode 18 (Yes it's two-cour) involves the extremely blatant but excessively cute romantic interest between her and her party member coming to a close and the male party member finally confessing to her during an intense engagement with some dragon/demon/monster that made them realize they might be in true danger and want to share their heartfelt feelings for one another before it's too late
>He's black, has shaggy hair and a beard, and is more handsome than any of the other male heroes

How many riots?

>How many riots?
two. Sup Forums and Sup Forums.

But did you kill them with napalm? It would be cooler if you did

>what do you think Spice and Wolf is?
S3 never.

>"Abe-sama, women won't breed anymore"
>"I order a shitton yuri adaptations"

What sort of anime will he fund once Japan becomes overpopulated?

>*saves Japan in your path*
>*best PM since Yasuhiro Nakasone in your path*

I'm still fucking mad for that ending, that failure to utilize and explore such a wonderful setting, and the lack of S2 because
>noitamina

Devilman Crybaby Redux

an anime that encourages old people to commit suicide

Is assisted euthanasia a thing in Japan? They kinda need to bring 'death with dignity' thing back.

It already happened, that's why the birthrates are dropping since years ago.
>tons of moe and harem to make 3DP look like shit

I'm not sure if that one will work out well.

>otaku are killing themselves
[laughs in Japanese]

The new Sentai has a black actor

isn't that the reason why Darling in the FranXX was made?

>gets bullied

old and busted

Abe-sama, can I have another season with my cute wife Chi-chan? I promise I will marry all the girls you want me to marry.

An anime where American is once again 99% white and where unbroken nuclear families consisting of one father (male) and one mother (female) are the norm.

Why do you think we're getting more Fukumoto?

>otaku are killing themselves while camping
Everything went according to keikaku

I got excited thinking he was going to be one of the Rangers, but this is still a fun one.

He was already on a variety show, they just ask him to ham up his accent because it's a cops vs. robbers show.

>99% white

upotte

>"Abe-sama, people aren't buying soda"
>Leave it to me

This anime was shit, but I ironically enjoyed watching it.

>"Abe-san, people aren't having kids anymore"
>"Fund an anime that looks like it's for small children but is actually aimed at adults in their child-bearing years so they'll want to watch it with their daughterus"