Maedchen Maerchen

>clingy
>overemotional
>flirt who becomes emotionally intimate with everything
>Sup Forums loves her because 'muh waifu'

wow

>teen girl actually acting like a teen girl
i just wish she was in a better plot, i dropped this after 2 episodes

Who are you quoting?

You're insulting 15 year old girls everywhere by comparing them to Hazuki

I like Häzuki.

I want to look exactly like Hazuki.

Hazuki is a dumb autist!

>>clingy
>>overemotional
>>flirt who becomes emotionally intimate with everything
>Sup Forums loves her because she's literally them
We're all clingy overemotional virgins who get too attached to everything that isn't shit to us.

>clingy
>overemotional
>borderline autist
>cute
>is in love with a grill
hazuki is literally Sup Forums personified

I want to talk exactly like Häzuki.

We also have lesbian fantasies with ribbons.

'Everything' was a typo, I meant to say 'everyone.' She leads people on by oversharing and treating everyone she meets like they're the most special person in the world. She's not a physical slut, but she's an emotional one. Emotionally intimate with everyone.

I love you user.

O-oh... I love you too, of course.

I love you user. Marry me.

user is so smart and brave.

user is so cute and lesbian.

user is so honest and cute.

I wish user were my special friend.

I wish user were my lesbian friend.

My best friend user is so cute.

I want to be Häzükï.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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I wish to fix my mother's husband's daughter's tie.

Fuck off.

Is USA friend?

USA ruined Häzuki threads and Häzuki's show.

Not yet, but she's working on befriending everyone Nanoha style.

Sure

Sex with Hazuki.

Enemies of Hazuki are my enemies!

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Hugs with Hazuki.

How does Hazuki talk? What kind of defining speech patterns does she have?

Sounds like you simply can't handle the FREEDOM. The show improves every time she's on screen.

You've got it reversed user.

My friend Hazuki (user) is so warm.

Shizuka probably smells nice unlike Hazuki

Yankee go home.

You now remember Literallywhohara.

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hazuki ples don't cri!

I think it's something like "iee!", "Uwaaa!" and "Ehh?"

I want to run exactly like Häzuki.

How can I forget this dork?

Hayai

Meanwhile, in the German quarters.

Those are the sounds she makes when I make love to her

Why does she runs like that?

>right-right-left
Why is Haduki runnign like that?

bonk

What type of rule is this when you can simply replace a defeated player mid match?

hazuki is

a fag

Me

>All these guys still obsessed with Hazuki even after she gave a speech essentially telling dudes to fuck off followed by retconning a fairy tale to suit her lesbian fantasies

A hacker.

Dumb Angeposter.

I'm just telling you the truth so you don't all go and get your hearts broken.

Cute

They're not Häzuki.

Reminder that this anime talks about what is a family, how lonely people mistake friendship and love, and, most importantly, how you are supposed to enjoy media.

Why does she makes different sounds when I make love to her? She says stuff like "onee-sama".

Fastuki knows how to run.

Angeposters are cute and smart fuck off

That one wasn't.

I want to pump Hazüki like that too.

i want to make that dumb autist into a dumb mommy

Just like you.

Ever get that feeling of deja vu?

Can't wait for USA loli to bully Hazuki.

Yes.

No.

What would you do with Häzuki?

I really want to kiss her

I really want to kiss her, but on the bütt.

I want her to turn me into a princess bridal carry me!

Hayaizuki

Take her to an awkward date and don't ever talk again because that would be embarrassing.

SWEATY BABYMAKING SEX

now we're talking

I love hazuki!

The show is pure hot garbage

Emphasis on the hot part.

It should have beeen done by another studio with a decent staff and budget
Last week's episode suffered a lot from the QUALITY and animation (or lack of animation) issues
I still like it

That's part of the charm

School dykebike only good for her body.

Loving Hazuki.

This desu, in this case it's a feature.

CHINA GROWS LARGER

Literally me on the left.

How did Hazuki get so many girlfriends?

Sun Wu Kong is so cute.

NSA is shit. SHIT.

Where do you guys watch AT-X live?

Don't you have some pollution to die from?

>go to school
>get shot
>those who manage to escape were saved by the sacrifice of a chinese boy holding the door

hmmmm...

something's not right with the american schools or the american people.

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