Märchen Mäthchen

Do you know what happens if you let two dorks in a bath for too long?
How did the Thug know that Shizuka and Häzuki were kidnapped? Was she spying Hazüki too?

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I don't know but I like Hazuki.

This cute Russian is trying her best to write a love letter to Häzuki. Give her ideas, Sup Forums!

Dear Hazuki,

penis

you smell like a new book

>Episode start
>Japan vs Russia
>Here they go again, Russia is using drugs and / or human experiments to win
>They're actually all retarted.
I had a good laugh. it's nice too see some anime that doesn't shit on my country for once.

, however, you

She's stalking Häzuki.

You won 100.000 dork coins! Come to the basement to claim them!

Imagine what would've happened if Häzuki wouldn't have stopped her. How far did Tatiana wanted to go?

She'd have told her both state secrets and the mastubatory habits of her teammates.

all their magic, probably followed by their embarrassing moments and their measurements.

The thread with Hazuki win

Their panties colors.

sweat a lot and your

butt

Imagine.

the two

Count Cocofang

She needs to be bullied.

of us reading

loli porn

Is a good place to drink blood from.

>I can't go to the party, I have to make up with that friend who you think is a boy I like
>Also I'll be staying the night
Please tell me this misunderstanding keeps going.

her sister seems pretty on board with dating and the mother said the whole "i was young too" which implies maybe she was a wild one.
They probably don't care as long as he uses protection. Book protection

if Hazuki is a bookworm with no friends why didn't they design her that way. She looks like a typical cute anime girl, totally unbelievable

They believe that it's normal for a girl her age you know, to spend the night on some random unknown man's house who's supposedly her boyfriend.

I'd say that thankfully it's another girl, but they are magical girls and if I learned anything watching Precure, is that those tend to have babies quite early.

My friend, user, is so cute.

Tomoko is designed to be ugly, and people still find her attractive.
Also women are vindictive creatures that tend to bully and play down other women around them who're more beautiful. So it would make sense for a loner / bookworm to be cute if she started her hobby as escapism from bullying.

Don't stay in the bath for too long or your face will start to melt.

My future wife, user, is so adorable.

Don't stay in the bath for too long or you might be befriended.

>Upierzyca
CV: Akao Hikaru animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/people.php?id=150594
Origin: Vampire
Belongs to: Russian school
Age: 11
Birthday: 7/19
Blood type: B
Height: 135cm
Interest: Anime Appreciation
Special skill: Ability to obtain exquisiite balance when riding on others' back
Favorite food: Spinach and Liver
Although, it was said that they are favored due to the high amount of Iron content in them...it's actually rather normal

>you will never spy on H*duki while she drinks milk

>Ability to obtain exquisiite balance when riding on others' back
With what purpose?

Cuteness.

Upierzyca is for piggy back rides

She's on top.

>Anime Appreciation
Is she lurking this thread RIGHT NOW?

She's the one making all those weird posts about Haduki.

Yes:

>surprise jump on someone's back and cover their eyes
>they'll never shake you off, you can have your buddies finish off the enemy
or
>ride on a friend's back, provide support while they do their thing

Was Häzuki's Ypa really that good?

Why didn't they just have a study session?

>Age: 11
Neat

Why is a pole in russian school?

To rape the Russians.

...

>Interest: Anime Appreciation
My ass. I bet she pirates anime.

You can't truly appreciate anime if you are a filthy streamer user.

It's Anime Appreciation, not Anime Acquisition.

Did she mean this, or a piggy back ride?

>poles
>in charge of raping

They have absorbed the power of rape from all the times they'ev been raped.

Tatiana, I'm very ill, and the only cure is a kiss from you!

>getting a piggy back while pointing at the enemy with her too long sleeves
2cute

I'm telling Maria you're trying to take advantage of my wife Tatiana.

Say your prayers, faggot.

dyke

I want to tell Tatiana I need to take her some nude photos of her for reference pictures.

I want to tell her that I'll die unless we procreate and marry.

I can't wait for What's Her Face to go postal.

cursed frame.

If she doesn't like her breasts then she shouldn't mind if I do anything to them.

That's actually kinda creepy.

She shouldn't mind if I just took them.

Poles are literally the only nation ever to rape Moscow to the ground.

I can fix it.

I don't see any difference between the two images.

I want to tell Tatiana that she's cute.

>Russia turns out to be a team full of retarded dorks
I didn't see that coming at all.

Cute face but hand is too manly would not hold.

eyes

>expect throwaway bad guys
>get a bunch of 10/10 dorks

What the fuck, this show would be great with better budget.

>retarded
Rude.

Let's be fair user. They clearly are below the 3 digit IQ range.

Thank you Ari Ozawa for trying to save this godforsaken show.

>room temperature IQ

as a russian hacker, i feel deep enjoyment watching the russian team of bonklers who are all mai daughterus.

...

That manga was pretty hot.

They sure show her feet a lot. I'm okay with this.

Painting Hanzuki's toenails!

The show is about marching, obviously.

>A bunch of dorks do terrible things to another bunch of dorks to save a disabled girl from a cursed book
This episode feels like going back in time to Nanoha. Märchen Märch is truly a mästerest piece.

Dear Häzuki-sama,

that is legally a midget

It's also about mad Chens and I've yet to see a single one.

How many

>135cm
The perfect height

times do I have to tell you

...

Literally built for sex.

I want Hazuki to give me a thighjob.

To stop

taking off your clothes?

In front

CUMMING IN HAZUKI

Why is Niko in team Russia?

I never understand the Asian lactose intolerant meme. I'm asian and I have no trouble drinking milk