I watched Apocrypha for him, while the show was disappointing, my expectations for Astolfo were met...

I watched Apocrypha for him, while the show was disappointing, my expectations for Astolfo were met. He is a really good character and the best thing in the show.

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>my expectations for Astolfo were met

I thought he was going to be one of the first servants to get the axe, especially once he saved boy Ilya

>She
FTFY

user, just accept it. You’re gay

OwO

He looks happy

horny

haunted astolfo plushie that sucks your dick and calls you gay - only fiddy bux

Happy to be horny

>OwO
Is this some kind of gay-speak? I keep seeing it

Fuck if I know but that is actually a picture of two girls so you should probably report him for nipples.

It's furry speak

>>>/reddit/

He is much cuter when he is dressed like your gf.

its two boys actually....

I get it

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nice shop faggot

>gelbooru
don't link this cancer

...

it is a dick

...

Heres the image

its just a poorly done shop

Using 90 of my hard-earned quartz to summon a pink haired faggot in a shitty phone game!
Wooo!

worth it

how is he a good character

It's discord-using ironic weeb slang.

He’s a tight little man who dresses like a slutty little woman.
Where’s your beef?

Why do Astolfo fans deny their gay potentials?

I don’t, but I was converted by Kaname. They’ll accept it in time.

>Overrated as shit. /cm/
Try on Sup Forums. They accept all, even the worst.

What are you trying to do, son?
It’s >>>/board/postnumber

Nice blogpost faggot. Apocrypha is old and busted you just wanted an excuse to post tranny shit. Look at that its going to be like 30 newfags circle jerking the same images they dump on every other LE TRAP XD thread. Look a facebook meme and one faggot bumped it to the top of the catalog when it was about to die. I hate Sup Forums.

I really like Astolfo. I wish he was my friend.

>tfw you will never be astolfos friend
>tfw you will never get drunk with astolfo
>tfw you will never get roofied by astolfo

He would never drug me.

You just try to create a force meme. But nobody on Sup Forums like your tranny shit.

he doesn't need to does he?
he could just force himself on you

yes please

He would never force me to do something I wouldn't be comfortable with.

>traps
>tranny

YES, FUCKING TRANNY

Why would my wife need to force anything?

exactly, even if astolfo wants to get rough you would be comfortable with it!

Just the thought of this warms my heart.

lmao

>tfw gave into the temptation and rolled for Astolfo
>only had 42 quartz
>got him and a Kid Gil with 6 quartz left

Thank fuck, that could have gone a lot worse than it did.

This post's last number is how many inches Astolfo's dick is.

Stop being such bitchy faggot

Jeanne had almost the same hair as Astolfo and was very sexy and Semiramis was perfection. Sure Astolfo was cute and his boy pussy could do the trick but neglecting other girls is bullshit.

I also saw they added him so I opened up the app for the first time in ages to 50 free gems. Got him on my first roll.

>did not want him per se
>didn't have enough quartz for a 10roll
>rolled a (1) ticket
>got that little faggot anyway

What's up with me and Riders flocking to my dick?

its gay
and gay is not ok

really good doujins

HAVING SEX WITH BOOOOOOOOYYS

It's not gay if it's a feminine penis!

Seems right.

are you sure?
it feels really gay when i rub my tongue over it...

This post's last number is how many inches Astolfo's dick is.

>12 inches
Damn...

>fleshfang
Dropped.

Japanese use centimeters when they are comparing dicks.

Astolfo isn't Japanese. But it would still be measured in centimeters, because he's french. I'm European as well.

>clearly states last digit only
>add in an extra one to protect Astfolo's 2d ego
Its okay user, there's nothing wrong with him having a small dick, it's not like he's going to be penetrating anyone with it. Besides, a smaller one can be more totally stimulated with one hand during a reach around.

No, it's just PC media brainwashing telling you it's gay when it's actually a completely manly thing to do

So next time just ignore it while you savor his perfectly fine cute little penis in your mouth..

>So next time just ignore it while you savor his perfectly fine cute little penis in your mouth..
Reality is so shit that I'll never suck his cock.

>feminine penis
What the fuck even is that? There's no such thing.

By being?

The only thing I loathed about it were sieg and jeanne's relationship

Ast. is cute and
has balls
best deal

see

>doujins
It's doujinshi.

>always thought what pink haired heroine was too cliche
>then Astolo happened
wew

By any framework sucking dick is gay as hell. Taoists, Romans and Christians all agree.

Astolfo is unironically the perfect girlfriend(kareshi). I don't know why the author was so obsessed with wanking off to jeanne. They ruined Sieg and Jeanne with their self insert faggotry. The rest of the show was fine.

It's only gay if Astolfo fucks you.

>the strongest man in the world

No it's still gay either way.

that pic has a female version

I want Astolfo to ravage my boipussy with his mighty warriors cock.

Bad news, scroll up and you'll see unarguable proof that he's 4 inches hard and 2 inches soft.