Pickup lines you'd use on this semen demon.
Pickup lines you'd use on this semen demon
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My mom said you can live with me downstairs
d-do you want to have sex with me?
how about this for a start?
*flexes a 'cep
>"I'm full of confidence and have exactly zero social skills to back it up. Wanna go on a date?"
Hey, let's make mistakes.
It seems you are a very respectable young women, would you point out your father so I could ask him for your hand in marriage
ayy bb u want sum fuk?
Wanna leone my dick?
I would have sex with you..
I'd let you go wild on me.
I have a large phone for you to examine
Hey baby, wanna die in a shit anime series?
Girl, you've pre-cured me of my homosexuality
show bob and vegana
Gotta admit you look fine in this bikini, girl. Wanna go for a drink sometime? My treat.
bitch lasgna
You're my most favorite member of RWBY
not Cinder
I want to date you with the intent of marriage.
Hey, can you introduce me to your cute black haired friend?
BENIS IN BAGINA :DDD
open bobs
Real Gs move in silence like lasagna
Wanna fuck with me? I'm virgin.
PREPARE THINE ENTRANCE TO THE POSTERIOR REGION
I don't fuck corpses.
bitch lasagne
Do milk
Reminder that Mine won.
as bad the serie turned around the half, man this was good.
wwwwgghhhaaaaaaiiiii hhhhhhrrrrrrruuuaaawrrruahsajkfaa eeeeeeeeaaaaaarrggggg
Hey, baby. Are you crime?
Because I just reported you. :^)
>all these herbivore males in this thread
I'll show you how it's done:
>she bends down over my seat next to the pool
>I, of course, have sunglasses on and have arrived to relax by the pool for 30 minutes before jumping in
>approximately 6 minutes remaining
>bitch asks me how her bikini looks
>I, showing a face full of disdain, lift up my shades and scoff
>"Heh, you can stay here if you want."
>she smiles and tries to sit beside me
>I put my shades back on
>"I always look better when I'm near someone like you."
g-go on
I do, but not without consent.
"Hi, do you want to be my gay best friend?"
"yuo are lesbain now"
Then you go home to your BF and get your ass pounded.
I got drinks and a lifetime's with of regrets. Care to join me?
[dog noises]
None, I'd just punch her with enough force to shatter her to pieces Mortal Kombat style. Fuck this pile of trash and not in a sexual way.
>the tale of a soyboy
Member of RWBY, not cast of RWBY.
That's Neopolitan
Need more lewd Asa-nee
Same as pic related
I got a bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?
Y-you too!
Here's $50
ay girl wan sum fuck
What a disappointing green text
How do you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?
>whip out dick
>helicopter
Works every time.
W-will you be my big sister
Will you go out with me if I prove to you that all natural numbers from 0 to infinity sum up to -1/12?
She looks predatory. I'd act as a shy inexperienced boy that is slightly uncomfortable in her presence, blushes a lot and tries his hardest to not look at her breasts. She wouldn't be able to resist the prey.
You don't ask first to have sex with a girl. That's why you all are still virgins
Sauce?
Please become mine. I need your power!
>start going to /fit/
Man, I sure do hate the emperor guy or whatever he's called. Sometimes I just wish there was a group of rebels I could join to assassinate him.
OK rape you next week
Who is this cutie