My King

My King

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I didn't vote for her.

How could a girl be a king?

Saber is love, Saber is life.

magical penis by merlin

WASTED WHY ARE YOU SO GAY

Hi.

cute

She's a nice girl

You don't vote for king

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Wait, so why is King Arthur a girl?

Because

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Well, how'd you become king, then?

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It's not possible to fall in love with an anime character. Right? Dammit Saber

UMU MOTHERFUCKER.

I didn't vote for you.

saber knows how to pleasure a man

saber knows how to pleasure a woman

Is that from the vn?

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Yeah lol

the cuck king.

There was no good reason she couldn't have just acted as a queen instead, she was just being an obstinate retard and it led to everything getting ruined

I want to service her futadick

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Artoria, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!

Listen.Strange womenlying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from somefarcical aquatic ceremony

Be quiet!

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You can't expect to wieldSupreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Actual best King coming through

>World of manchilds 40 000

Shut up!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Bloody peasant!

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

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This happens without fail in almost every Saber thread. Yet somehow it is still funny every time I read it. Truly, theirs was a timeless comedy.

Ooh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see her repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?

>literally couldn't stop everything from getting fucked because he was a terrible dad

I guess he's a lot like Saber, really

Monthy Python, truly ahead of his time.
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Remember folks kings are for loving, not lewding

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When will we have Hitler servant.

What would his class even be?

Ruler

???

Caster, focusing on fire and gas magic

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Hitler didn't personally gas the kikes. What made him special was being the most charismatic speaker in modern history.

Why are the only Arturia clones I can fap too are Mordred and Nero?

why can't seiba swim?

He basically bullshitted his way into power.

He's a lot like Lenin in that regard, but Lenin was actually a master schemer. Hitler was a bad politician in the right place and the right time.

Because she can walk over water so she never needed to swim.

Consider this. Heroic Spirits summoned as Servants can have different attributes than they had in life due to distortion of legends and how they're viewed by the masses.

Hitler is known by nearly everyone in the world, and for most of those people, what is the first thing they think of when they think Hitler? Holocaust. For a Hitler servant to not gain powers relating to the holocaust makes no sense.

seibah clearly doesn't walk, she is fat

>what is the first thing they think of when they think Hitler? Holocaust.
sasuga Longnose-kun

She's a witch!

Burn her!

May we burn her?

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How do you know she is a witch?

She looks like one!

Rude

Come back to Sup Forums. The board needs posters like you

Bring her forward!

I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch!

But you are dressed as one.

What the fuck was Medea's problem?

Name: Adolf Hitler
Class: Führer(combination of Ruler and Avenger)
Noble Phantasm: Did Nothing Wrong - every decision he makes is completely reasonable and every action is justified
He also gets an absurd fame boost in Germany and extra damage against Jews and himself.

Due to hitler being so well known, would it make him an Incredibly powerful servant?

His notoriety is the only thing that would get him Servant status in the first place, he'd be relatively weak.

>Rin in Saber's clothes

Well, those are Rin's clothes to begin with.

seiba a shit.
also worst fsn heroine

Didn't Kotomine get them for her? Why does Kotomine have expertise in women's fashion?

>Didn't Kotomine get them for her?
he didn't
those clothes are rin's

Rip-off Saber?

Cute Seiba

couple of questions which the VN never explained

how the fuck did caster capture saber?

why is caster trying to break saber's mind with without having sex?

Shero traded her for Taiga's safety.

The fucking ANIME explained how Caster captured Saber, there's no way the VN didn't explain it.

all she did was stab her with a dagger that supposedly stops talisman curses

so yeah, it didn't explain shit

Oh my god this is hilarious.

Especially considering that Saber herself is a rip-off character in that she's based on King Arthur.

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>stops talisman curses
Doesn't Rule Breaker cancel all magic? Hence it breaking the master/servant bond.

>lol
shide

She's too cute bros, I can't take it

My mistress

My King is so beautiful

Fucking say that to my face asshole