So you're in the club with your waifu and this faggot comes up and slaps you on the ass

So you're in the club with your waifu and this faggot comes up and slaps you on the ass.
What do, Sup Forums?

Fuck him in the ass in front of my waifu.

Asuka takes it in the butt, so I'd give it to her extra hard that night.

I calmly inform him that my waifu is female.

remind him his dad doesn't love him.

But Shinji is my waifu

Say "Congratulations!" and start clapping with everyone else.

Kaworu pls

Tell him he isn't living his life correctly

Slap him in the pussy.
With my dick

*shoots laser beam*

...

GET IN THE ROBOT, SHINJI

lol like shinji would so something like that

Genuflect

Neither would Asuka in that picture.

She isnt showing him anything, just a mirror.
Get the joke?

no

kek

Thank god since I'm a faggot

Is Asuka the real MC of EVA?

Find some way to clean off the semen he smeared all over my pants, I guess.

I'm as straight as a ruler but I got a quarter chub looking at that image

just a coincidence...

Give him a thumbs up. Shinji is probably the most underrated character I'm his own anime thanks to brainlets and normalfag memesters, he deserves it.

Fuck him immediately

Yes

When will there be an Angelic Days anime?

Angelic days suck.
All those SoL adaption sucks. All of them.
Except the doujin ones. Those are surprisingly good.

The one definite thing good about the SoL adaptations is that Gendo skyrockets to best character in them.

You mean villain.

i'd tell him to get back into his eva

You said it, brother.

Slap his ass back

It's a hot pic. Perfectly natural reaction.

Get in the fucking robot Shinji

Nah if she has to be protag or villan shes definitely protag.
Also the second most fleshed out character.

She shows up half way through the show, lmao

yes, and?

>be Asuka
>show up half way through the show
>get NTRed by Misato
>go into a coma
Wow, such an interesting character.

user you can trivialize anything with greentext. Try harder.

Force him into the robot.

You're not worth the effort.

I'd jerk off to comatose asuka

>jobs in all her fights
>gets NTR'd by her first crush
>gets killed in the most embarassing way in her last fight
>gets choked twice by the boy she hated
Yeah, I don't think she's the protagonist.

She's the villain, that's why the protagonist tries to kill her several times

Of course, she opposes the protagonist throughout the story. She was the reason why over billions of people died.