You found a Misato on the floor! What do you do?

You found a Misato on the floor! What do you do?

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can I have a better drawn Misato?
one that looks on model?

summary execution

Its now after 2016 so we are in the rebuild timeline and she's a traitor to the whole human race who has activity worked towards angelic 3rd impact

take of her shoes and see if she has nice feet

fuck pusy

Hang her up from the ceiling as a decoration, then invite random people off the street in for an art-viewing party.

Take her home and offer some eggs.

fpbp

I would leave in a hurry before psycho Shinji finishes beating Asuka with a hammer and comes back:

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>"you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this." As I hand her a bowl of eggs.

Pick up the other parts of her body

What the hell

Doesn't even look like her.

Fuck her pooper until it prolapses.

Take her home
Feed her beer
Have drunken sex

Release her using the untying as an excuse to cop a feel.

Those tiddies look so unnatural it's like she's lying on a comfy cushion

this

FPBP

this

>no eggs
one job.

play with her feet

Slav-squat next to her with a cigarette in one hand, take a sweet long drag from it, stare at her for a moment or two and finally ask "Who did you piss of enough to do this to you?".

>sucking on ashes
Lame, waste of dubs.

This but unironically.

I don't even smoke(well I smoke weed sometimes), but smoking just goes so well with slav-squatting you gotta do it.

I know that's the stereotype, but it still looks lame, smells awful, and pollutes the air other people breathe. It's shit overall m8.

Tear off the tape and tease her about her situation, mention how well the rope brings out her curves, then fumble around with untying the knots.

>open a can of beer
>place it in front of her, just out of reach
>leave for a few hours

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>smells awful
Yep.
>pollutes the air
Mhm
>it's shit overall
Yeah.
>looks lame
What? You can say many things about smoking, but not that it doesn't look cool.

return her to Kaji

Cause the 4th impact on her ass.

Check her body for blood and gunshot wounds. Call the ambulance afterwards while performing mouth to mouth.

Faye is trully the greatest.
Julia is a skank and should have died earler.

Well if Spike lived you can guarantee that Faye would eventually be with him.

That's hardly any consolation considering it's pretty clear he died...

>ingest a few pot brownies
>wait a couple of hours for them to fully hit
>smoke a fat joint or two
>finally, set her up doggystyle so I can clearly see her Japanese asshole
>pound that fat pussy while smoking a blunt
>spread her butthole while my hip flexors are bouncing off of her cheeks
>burn through the rest of the blunt right when I'm about to blow my epic fucking load

>creampie, all inside, deep as I can fucking go
>throw on my post-orgasm playlist and relish in bliss while I'm shrinking inside of her (probably would add all versions of "Fly Me to the Moon" to the playlist before commencing sex (before the edibles kicked in))
>think about things while listening, explore soundscapes, contemplate existence and my latest readings, etc.
>around 5 minutes post cummies, grab another blunt go for a round 2
>repeat until I am neurologically incapable of orgasm

>Pretty clear
It's a coin toss user.

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feed her milk

release her
ask her to eat all the eggs

wtf

Make her get into that fucking robot

fpbp

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Nothing, Misato sucks

It seems very painful

Lick her asshole for a few hours.

I untie and help her get up because I'm not creepy, subhuman rapist. She'd probably give me a titty job as a thanks because she's a massive slut.

>I'm not creepy, subhuman rapist.
soure, you are just a Nice Guy™

Check my map, I'm clearly walking in circles.