Hakumei to Mikochi

I want to kill Mikochi. I want to rip off her arms and legs as easily as though I'm plucking the stems off some grapes. I want to take a toothpick and, with one tiny prick, create a sea of blood pouring out from her throat. I want to send her head flying off her shoulders with but a casual flick of my fingers. I want to play hackey sack with her dead body and throw her into the garbage where she belongs.

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Are you composing some Death Metal Song, user?

Nope, but a death metal song about Mikochi's death would be a beautiful thing (or any other musical genre, for that matter).

human trash

But what about Hakumei, user? I don’t think she’s going to let you just walk away after you kill her best friend/wife.

Careful with that edge there.

>create a sea of blood pouring out from her throat
that would be a very tiny sea

Tiny show has tiny threads.

Konju pls

Is this yuri?

Play her game that isn't Touhou.

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What was the author trying to make the readers feel with this page?

>They're comfortable being naked with each other

but why

All japanese people are.

I want to finger mikochi!

She'll die from that.

Some aren't

Japanese people take baths together naked if they're the same sex, all of them.

Not if it's a tiny fingering

Yes?

Skinship is very common in Asian cultures.

When's the full ED dropping? I can't stop listening to it.

Comfy. It's super effective.

No, don't believe his lies, newfriend.

Yesterday.

That was an unsung classic.

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Wow it really is out.

That's not very nice, user.

Except when Cleetus Burgerfat Junior waltzes into the onsen and exposes his 6½ m² of Rainbow Dash tattoos.

Pantera would have been a good choice

I'm not amused by your edge, OP, but I will not let it ruin my comfyness.
So with that out of the way, can we talk about the top notch character designs in this show?

Did I offend you?

I want to hear Konju sing Walk.

You wish, but no, you just offended Mikochi with your childish edgyness, that's not very comfy of you. Apologize.

I don't want to apologize, though. I want her to fear for her life because I hate her.

Hakumei is a boy.

I wonder if she feels inadequate compared to the epitome of femininity that is Mikochi.

I'm sure Hakumei is fine being the tomboy, at least seemed that way during that episode with camera-chan, besides she probably would find it impractical in a working environment.

>implying Mikochi isn't also a tomboy in her own way

Why do you hate Mikochi, user?

I got cut by reading this post.

What did user mean by this

Let's make all Mikochi threads like this.

Is it just me or does it sound a little bass-boosty?

I'm not seeing it, in the case of Hakumei it's perfectly clear because that's how her character is constructed.

He got cut by reading that post

Calm down user. That's not how you should release your pent up lust.

I prefer Kiki Kaikai

Who in the world would lust over Mikochi?

mikochi makes me want to get married
like not to her specifically, but she makes the idea of marriage and having a wife seem appealing, contrary to everything else life has shown me up to this point

Hakumei

She's pure wife material concentrated in 9cm of cute creature. To not lust over her means that your penis might be defective.

Me.

I think he's a man.

Did they get ZUN to design Mikochi?

Nah, there aren't nearly enough frills and bows in her outfit

ED >>>>>> OP

Nah, looks like your average Miko.

>they didn't gangrap konju

Does rap exist in this tiny little universe?

Edge.

My post wasn't all that edgy, though.

>I want to kill Mikochi.
I don't.

I love tiny hands and feet!

I love flesh hooves.

Niggas would get squished by a big grape lol

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me

Why? What attracts you to her?

She's literally the perfect onahole.

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>all these Mikochi lovers

Can we just rename this thread to Bad Taste General?

Her husband.