Re:Zero

>cute and supportive girl that likes loser mc because she knows he's a good guy deep down and constantly resurrects him when he fucks up and dies
How is Satella not best girl?

I WILL NOT HESITATE, BITCH.

stop fucking spamming threads you cancerous faggot

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Okay but how did she even drag him in from another world in the literal blink of an eye in the first place?

She hasn't made her full debut in the anime yet.

She didn't. Subaru did that.

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What happened to translatorbro?

last i heard of him, his internet had gotten buttfucked.

Every thread until Rem wakes up

greed is the way to go user

And remember kids, don't stick your dick in crazy.

I'm going to fucking kill you catfaggot, I legitimately hate you more than ESL now. I'm not memeing when I say that I'm actually considering buying a ticket to finland to fucking murder you

Subaru objects to that statement

I don't think he's here user

No thanks, keep your abandonment and femdom fetishes to yourself

she's never waking up you delusional cuckold

he hasn't gotten here. but i think i might donate some money for your trip to finland.

Settle down, Ayn Rand.

what's wrong with femdom

And Satella will kill/rape you if she loses control. I prefer Dona

Masochism is an issue, user.

gfd on the other hand is a patrician-tier fetish

>gfd
What?

Gentle FemDom

the very best

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Are you sure about that?

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>tfw all femdom porn is just a fat hag whipping some fatter dude and ramming him ass with a 6 foot strapon

Why even fucking live bros?

>Insults √
>"Every thread until Rem wakes up" user √
>Shitposting √
>"Every thread until Crusch sama gets her memories back" user X
>Remfags VS Emiliafags battle of 300+ Posts X
Try again fagget, this aint a re:zero thread

Much better than Rem and Emilia!

>>Remfags VS Emiliafags battle of 300+
No thanks

they usually give up way before 300 posts, only ESL goes past 300 because he can't read

It’s not that he can’t read, he’s just obsessed with Emilia to the point of delusion though I can’t say he has bad taste

>though I can’t say he has bad taste
I can

Is that so?

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I’m not ready to be a father yet

Satella is not going to give you a choice in the matter

Oh yeah? Well what if I kill my-wait never mind.

I've spoken to him about non-Emilia things before. My opinion of him as shallow, dull, and unimaginative only increased. Even about subjects unrelated to Rem, he's the "no-fun-allowed" type when it comes to theory posting, When actually looking at how he describes and thinks of characters other than Emilia, his perception of them always comes across as incredibly dismissive and simplified.

Insofar as I understand the concept, he has shit taste. Incredibly shit taste. He's like a caricature of what Remfags always say Emiliafags are.

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In addition, I've noticed he doesn't just limit this behavior to Remfags. Discount has alluded to how conversations go with him before, and I've seen him bring up RL political figures in character discussions. And not as a joke.

>Dark lord subaru + beako
this is objectively the best combo.

Add Rem to the mix while you're at it. She's a good big sis for Beako.

might as well add their trusty steed too.

Ayamatsu

yeah, what about it?

Is the closest we are ever getting to an Elsa route

Bull

>WHEN UR DAD ALPHA AS FUCK AND YOU JUST A LITTLE BITCH

Emilia's love Ain't free. The tree of suffering gotta be litterd with the deaths of Subaru. Rem REMU aka "Veggie" is not my ship. she is worst girl and probably a whore as well :DD Emilia and Subaru not Rem and Subaru ok. praise EMT

Re:al Life in a Different World From Zero

kek

ESL? And Satella’s love is free

At this point im sick of catfag and ESL
Im pretty sure i can pinpoint at least the 4 anons with only their posting style that always are in the threads (apart from catfaggot, every thread until rem wakes up posting, soon im pretty sure those 2 are the same user and the echidnafag that isn't discount.
Im not sure if this is a good thing or not

fixing caska ain't free. The tree of vengeance gotta be litterd with the blood of Apostles. Griffith aka "Femto" is not my saviour. He is a demon and probably a faggot aswell :DD. Band of the Hawknot Band of the flacon ok.

Echidna and Bondrewd would get along magnificently

Now now, even she isn’t that amoral

like takagi san?

>And the satellafag

I honestly don't really know if that would be the case.

While Echidna has no empathy, I do think she has a measure of restraint Bondrewd lacks. It is pretty telling that in the Echidna route Subaru doesn't go full dark lord (though he obviously has a very distorted mentality).

She may be a heartless witch in her pursuit of knowledge, but she isn't exactly a walking human rights violation.

Speaking of which are they ever going to actually fuck or am i just wasting my time

Just finished rewatching RE:zero. One question that didn't make sense while I was watching it. Why did Subaru tell Rem that he loves Emilia? In a flashback, that "reminds" him of his love for Emilia, it's just Emilia shitting on a few thugs. She would've done that for anyone. Meanwhile Rem had her body pulled apart and started dragging her dying body just to free Subaru from his chains. Why did he insist on still loving Emilia for no good reason? Especially since he was offering to run away with Rem.
I might read the LN but this detail has been bothering me.

Because he wanted this:

I can’t say I blame him

If you save a woman' life and she still doesn't love you then she never will. Subaru is beta as hell when it comes to women and he's going to end up with a broken heart.

Voi vittu, se saatanan homo on suomalainen.
Fuck, I am ashamed to even be in the same country as that cunt.

>If you save a woman' life and she still doesn't love you then she never will.
So if the opposite is true... then Subaru loves Satella?

Mate, we already know Envy is endgame waifu what with the flugel and time travel shit, so stop pounding it into our heads

It's not the same for men. Ask God why we're programmed like this.

After going through an arc where she murder and tortured him. Most people rather see others than go out with someone made go through that let alone get to the point where switch love obsessed puppy imo.

One of reason he likes Emilia is becasue she goes out bat for others unlike him and Rem who are more conditional. Case point, in ep 9 Emilia would never have abandoned the kids just to keep an eye on him. If she only devote everything to him he wouldn't like her nearly as much which is why he rejected her broken self in Arc 4 who was doing just that. For it's because of that he's here now and it's what gave hope for this world where everything shitty kept happening to him (getting, mugged, abandoned, stabbed and other things). Sadly the anime doesn't go as much detail into as the LN, but infers enough for with how she didn't ignore the lost child despite her own predicament. Even if she puts up a front about she can be quite a softy.

Rem only being caring to specific individuals to an extreme degree and cold to everyone else one specifics reason why he admires and loves them differently.

esl spotted

now this is a true re:zero thread. Now to wait for the inevitable waifuwar

he confesses he loves her when she fakes that she is about to die, and of course Rem gets immediately coma'ed afterwords

>anyone who says anything or explains nice about Emilia is one person

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What are you talking about you fucking mongol? That nigga is right!

Another reason why is probably because of some shit going on behind the scenes. Just face it Rem is cool and all but she'd get boring real quick, and that's why Emilia is best girl.

Let me give you a rough summary, my dear secondary
In the novels (web novel and light novel) there is a romance with Rem. Subaru confesses to her in the aftermath of the white whale battle when she tricks him into being dead. Its worth mentioning that the narration said this came directly from his heart, and that no one with blood or tears to shed could reject her.
This scene was cut in the anime, as well as countless other Rem scenes cause the director is a huge Emiliafag. He states that he views Rem as a sub heroine (the author himself calls her a rising heroine) and that he tried to make Emilia as main heroine-ish as possible.

so am i supposed to believe that everybody on this website that is an Emiliafag and is terrible at English are all different people?
>tried to make Emilia as main heroine-ish as possible.
and failed miserably

Actually its true. Doubly so if he brings up nip twitter shit

Rem and Emilia are both shits. Satella will win the Subarubowl

good, that frees up my otp

>Satella is true route
Subaru is Subaru, not Flugel. She's in love with an imitation, can't wait when he tells her bipolar ass he doesn't reciprocate.

Except the author is an Emiliafag and has been pushing this ship from very beginning while co-signing SubaruxRem to a side-story. But I guess that's too inconvenient for you accept. Subaru even tells his illusory parents in the WN that he has someone who he likes while another person who likes and courages him form behind.

Forget it. Not worth bothering if this best reason you can come with up it.

Here's my theory of what the backstory and plot of Re:Zero is. Satella is a version of Emilia from another universe that is exactly like this one, but the Witch of Envy never existed. As a result, this Emilia is named Satella as the name doesn't have a stigma. Cue an alternate Subaru showing up. This Subaru doesn't have Return by Death and he ends up having the normal transported to another world plot without dying or actually getting into trouble. He gets Satella to fall for him and so on so forth. In addition, the Witch Cult doesn't exist and the other Witches are still alive. Somewhere along the line Subaru does die, but without Return by Death, he doesn't come back. As a result, Satella tries to revive him by going back in time in a way similar to how time travel works in Steins;Gate and travels to another universe. But along the way Satella ends up going far too back and ends up, like 400+ years back. As a result, she is stuck in an era where she doesn't know anyone, except for the Witches who are just extremely long lived. Satella decides to make friends with the original witches and gain their trust. In order to survive long enough to meet Subaru again, because while elves live long they don't live long enough, Satella ends up absorbing the Envy Witch Gene. However, she was incompatible and goes insane. The Witch of Envy, Satella's new alternate personality goes on a killing spree until she is sealed away by the Reid Astrea, Flugel, and Volcania. While in sealed away, Pandora, the Witch of Vainglory, takes the remaining Witch essences and hands them out to the Archbishops and makes the Witch's Cult in the name of Satella. Skip 400 years and Subaru appears. This time Subaru gets killed almost immediately due to Elsa, who was sent by Roswaal according the Witch of Greed book of prophecies. Satella realizing that Subaru would have trouble surviving, gives him Return By Death as a way for him to survive as well as get him to free her.

Satella is the true heroine

>pretending not to be you
just when I thought you couldn't be more pathetic

Wow, that actually makes sense. But the best ending Satella and Subaru can hope for is to be together in death

They have a daughter in the sequel series user.
Then again it's possible she cucked him

honestly Betty is best girl
I just want to infuse her with mana

This ain’t fate/stay night. And I prefer the mother over the daughter

Someone please explain to a brainlet why Emilia introduces herself as Satella

it was her attempt at a "fuck off retard"

>She's in love with an imitation, can't wait when he tells her bipolar ass he doesn't reciprocate.
But he does, he promises to save her. And Flugel IS Subaru

That’s a cute witch

user, where are my translations of Arc 5

Satella is love Satella is life.

aye to that

Greed + Envy = ???