You know, those people who want to pose like huge anime fans but aren't.
- Watches naruto. (I never saw naruto and probably watched more than 300 animes)
- Thinks Cowboy Bebop is the best anime ever.
- Doesn't have a single nendoroid. (c'mon if you watch anime regulary, you will end up buying at lest one from one character you really like)
anything more?
They post shit threads on Sup Forums.
>browses /r/anime
>hates fanservice (any amount)
>likes dubs
>likes dubs
THIS!
I wonder how can anyone stand dubs.
tries to fit in with every popular seasonal show
they have asuka as their waifu
>Animes
I think I spoted one just now
>Makes threads about his insecurities by gatekeeping being a "real otaku" on Sup Forums so he can feel better about himself, oblivious that the way he posts gives him away him as a newfag that needs to lurk more.
The worst kind really.
>faps to 3d
>likes shounen, FOTM, or only well known old anime
>has friends or a gf
>has a good job
>has a good relationship with his family
>is a girl
>has good hygiene and takes care of his living place
>is happy with his life
>is a moralfag and/or believes in a religion
>uses the words "edgy" or "deep"
>insults people for being autistic
>thinks its weird to buy figurines
>has seen less than 300 anime
If any one of these apply:
>you watch mecha/isekai
>you think Maasaki Yuasa is good
>you barely know your classics
>you tend to believe that if you like a given anime, it is justified on an artistic level
>you think everyone's opinion should be accepted and respected
>you think Evangelion is better than Space Runaway Ideon
>you need subtitles to watch anime (i.e. not bilingual)
>you watch for the plot
>you watch for entertainment
>you never rewatch a show at least 10 times
>you don't have a solid grounding in animation theory
>you don't have at least have some understanding of Satoshi Kon and Yoshiyuki Tomino
>you have little to no understanding of anime outside of your preferred genre
>you have little to no understanding of anime within your own preferred genre
>you haven't seen all of 你是个大人物's documentaries
>you mostly watch contemporary (post-1996) anime
>you believe 'anime isn’t dead'
>you make your anime analysis proceed from ideology
>you think Korean Manhwa is good
>you think intricate cinematography is 'pretentious' and that the filmmaker 'should just get to the point'
>your rarely watch structural films
>you have a hard time explaining why you like a given work
>you think the 2000s were peak anime
>you have a hard time forming structured and relevant anime criticism
>you tend to refuse to judge anime for yourself, rather relying on the opinions of film authorities
>you rarely watch for more than four hours straight
he's just on several layers of irony
Are you an ironic weeb?
>"""ironic""" overuse of senpai or kouhai, may even use it for their online handle
>Don't understand the concept of waifu and call everything 2D a waifu
>stuttering and blushing anime girl pictures aka cuteposting
>Crunchyroll subscription
>usually only watches the latest "meme" anime like Maidragon
>people who joke about lewding loli but find it disgusting if you fap to it
>has social media accounts that are flooded with the latest FotM meme game/anime jokes (BotW, P5, Maidragon and Kemono Friends are good and recent examples)
>loves games like Senran Kagura, Neptunia and/or Persona
>Have a 3DPD gf
>people who aren't virgin
>if seen in real life, will likely be wearing some article of clothing that say something along the lines of SENPAI or TOP NEP
>still plays Overwatch
>loves memebait characters like Astolfo, Kanna, Makoto, Kizuna Ai
>plays mobile games like Love Live, FEH, FGO and/or Granblue
>can be on either side of the political spectrum but if right leaning, expect anime girls with photoshopped MAGA hats
>primary means of communication are either Discord or Steam
Thinks 300 is a lot of anime to have seen
They obsess over what other people like and do.
i never said that, but i think around 300 is where you draw the line between newfag and definitely into anime
I-i don't like this one
>has good hygiene and takes care of his living place
>does not have a mental illness
If you have a nendoroid you are abnormal, like a child with cerebral palsy.
>you're a real anime fan only if you're a brainlet and a huge failure
They make threads like these. Lurk noar before posting.
fpbp
They don't suck every last drop of the gis cum until his dick is drained.
> "Do you remember when anime was good? Like in the early 2000s? I only watch old anime because the new stuff sucks."
What do you watch?
> "Naruto"
KYS.
>if you're a brainlet
i never said you have to be unintelligent, retard.
It's a skill to detect such things. In fact, I see one right now in this thread
Here
Found the 12 year old robot LARPer
>has a good job
I don't understand the merchandise point, seems like an actual waste of money even if it's for a material product.
Let's get some dubs here, topic ain't worth the time discussion takes
Good, that means you aren't retarded.
CHECK MY BEAUTIFUL DUBS
>you cant be intelligent if you don't have a good job