Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ

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Now you know why girls flock to his dick.

he's just like me, i can relate

Getting bitten by a vampire is fucking cheating. He still hasn't made it.

wtf im gay now

Such a natty physique

I'm going to travel to Japan and find a subway station with half a blond vampire.

FUTOSHI BTFO

you will only find fat old man

What are you going to do with the other half

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i can relate to this protagonist, i look like this

Keep in mind that he is a fucking manlet.

a manlet?

even better. he's a perfect twink

no, i'm 171

If you don't want to fuck araragi you're gay.

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This is such a shit skinny physique. You can literally achieve this by proper dieting and training for 6 months or even less.

>still gets pussy

>in Japan

yeah, i achieved that in a month by watching anime, easy

Post your abs

Please post workout

rate me

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good bait

Hot, user.

thanks

>becoming vampire for this

i don't understand your post

The body is a side benefit. He became a vampire for this.

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It's a /fit/ meme. People respond with
>roiding for this
to roiders with unimpressive bodies.

>cat will never bear his children

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What do I need to do get this body type

oh, thansk

Sad since she could feed 10 babies with those.

to feed 10 babies you need 10 nipples

>I don't know eat everything, I just eat what I eat.

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Vampire genetics.

I wanna jump in her mouth and ride down her stomach out her vagina like an inner tube slide

you can't go in vagina if you jump in a mouth. you will go in the ass.

But aren't babies formed in the stomach? There should be two paths down one to the vagina the other to the ass

mouth connected to ass, vagina connected to nothing

Then where do babies come from?

>it's an autistic catfags derail the thread episode

they come from men balls

hehe

I've been so out of the loop with this manga/anime... but to hear that Hanekawa is still just flailing in the wind... heart breaking.

I remember that little scene from the first season, when it shows her emotional breakdown after learning she missed her chance with him... still breaks me heart. We all know those feels.

that's not how it works, user.

you sure, professor? don't try to argue with me

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>tfw ywn achieve that 5% body fat aesthetic

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Come on, user. That's a 10% body fat aesthetic at best.

That's 12%, I have 10% and I am a little leaner than him

that new manga is getting pretty lewd

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Why are Crab's feet so big?

she's a big girl

I'm not going to say it

Wtf is with these niggas having no arms?

Ragi is literally one of the best male mcs in anime

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it's called an athletic bodytype, user

>they come from pee storage
baka

That looks more like ottermode e.g. the korean fuckboi bodytype

>he tells her to undress
>she begs him to touch her tits
>he goes full beta and runs away from her
I was and still am upset by this

Japs don't like arms for some reason. Not only japs all asians seem to neglect their limbs, they also have sticks for legs.

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