Statistically speaking on average, Sheer Heart Attack has no weakness.
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Luis Howard
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Caleb Perry
So it has a weakness, then.
Jordan Cox
on average it does not
Aiden Rodriguez
Juan Walker
Because I *still* see people in these threads who can't remember how Funny Valentine got fit, and love to bash SBR because they speedread and thought Araki missed something, I'm just going to remind you all that he changed when Lucy killed him, with a knife, in chapter 61. Stop speedreading, kids
Blake Cruz
Valentine was fit before Lucy killed him. Araki just changed his design, you don't have to make up a dumb theory.
John Wood
true fans love fat valentine, not twink valentine
Jordan Perez
Was Giorno supposed to be in Stone Ocean? Rykiel's little bio references Giorno possibly being in Florida
Blake Davis
That was the biggest disappointment ever. SO would've been 10x better if GIO and the gang (including Fugo) came over to America.
Carter Collins
For real. I want to know what happened to that, Araki
Nicholas Evans
Are you the guy who made that chart?
Oliver Reed
He swapped bodies with an alt Valentine
Blake Nelson
Yeah
Nicholas Peterson
That sounds dumb as fuck.
Jeremiah James
>made in heaven gold experience requiem
i would have been pleased if giorno was the one who killed pucci and became the main villain. too bad araki's spirit is too weak
Hunter Parker
Why would the passione gang come to america besides "muh stands attract each other" ?
Andrew Sanders
Because Giorno is a curious person and in SO it stated that all of DIO's children felt an urge or something from what I recall.
It wouldn't have been far fetched for him to come to America to investigate.
Joseph Powell
>Jolyne vs Giorno
Ohh that would be something. Araki likes drawing them together as it is
Charles Hughes
Yeah, but he's too invested in his characters to kill one off in a brutal fight.
I mean, just look at how he threw Fugo in the trash instead of going traitor.
Probably same thing happened with Giorno in SO but he never admitted to it since he'd get lamb-blasted.
Michael Cox
Aaron Foster
Camden Cruz
Caleb Sullivan
Is Araki secretly encouraging incest?
Anthony Fisher
Ryder Nguyen
I love Jolyne so much...
Ryan Ramirez
Doppio gets me Uppio
Zachary Perez
Yes.
Jaxson Ramirez
why did the last 2 threads die so quickly? this thread has been pretty cursed so far too with all the meme posting
Joseph Bailey
Can anyone translate this? I know it's talking about their fetishes. I don't know about Kars being into ryona, though.
Easton Bailey
Memes are great I don't see your problem
Gabriel Cooper
He would of curbstomped, if you really wanted him to come over he shouldn’t have gotten such a bullshit power up to an already busted stand
Liam Sanders
Happy birthday, Abbacchio! For anyone who didn't see it, writeanon 2 wrote a really cute story about the gang throwing Abba a surprise birthday party:
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Hunter Johnson
I LOVE KIRA
Grayson Ward
I LOVE GIO
Brayden Perez
...
Lucas Nelson
To be fair to him, it was a little confusing at first
Colton Johnson
I LOVE ABBA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Jack Morgan
...
Gabriel Young
F-fetishes?! DAM JAPANESE TRICKED ME.
NO LEWD!
NEED TO DELET!
Chase Parker
Anyone else kind of disappointed with how fandom treats certain characters, babying them? I sort of get it for Doppio, Pesci, and Narancia, but why Ghiaccio? He spends all his panel time pissed off, kills people for a living, and doesn't have a single panel where he's not weird looking. So why do people draw him as a sobbing pretty boy? Is it the glasses?
Connor Edwards
>homeless loser
Landon Lopez
>pesci
Wait what?
Michael Miller
His personality and relationship with Prosciutto can be seen as sort of cute.
Juan Sullivan
Because his design makes him look like a twinky nerdy boy, and people love drawing cute nerds.
Levi Cook
But he's not, and I don't get it. Why change the character so much? If they like Ghia, they should like him how is, angry and with an unfortunate face.
Levi Torres
"On average" has room for exceptions. So it still has weaknesses.
Sebastian Murphy
Why does he look like Epitaph
Jordan Hall
I think it could of worked, like he knew of ger's power and was a little spooked to just use it literally every battle, saving it as a last resort. So he wouldn't use it during the pucci confrontation until over heaven happened, in which he goes "oh shit time to be overpowered" then attempts to use the arrow but fast pucci steals it like the flash right out of his hand.
Leo Cox
jojo artists will always bastardize designs to make them more cutesy/twinky
its an unspoken rule
Nathan Watson
Because genetics weren't kind to him.
Yeah, I guess it is. I'm just bummed out because it makes it harder to find decent fan art of him. He's either overly cutesy, or hanging off of Melone and I don't want that.
Carson Fisher
>or hanging off of Melone and I don't want that.
Yeah I don't like that ship either.
Brayden Wilson
I don't like any where the main reason for it is "they talked and they're both kind of attractive".
Hudson Williams
All this Ghiaccio posting is making this thread cold.
Luis Young
Kevin Davis
I think people like Ghiaccio is because he reminds them of themselves. Since they probably wear glasses.
But they don't like his face, or his attitude and change it to fit their perspective.
Carson Cook
Mason Bennett
It doesn't fucking matter it a stand has a weakeness cus all you have to do is hurt the user as evidenced by the big bad villain getting beaten by a tiny piece of a rock. Twice.
Christian Jones
Dominic Rodriguez
I can get behind it in certain circumstances (including characters that are both attractive and never interacted in canon).
But not for Melone x Ghia, their designs and personality clash way too much to work.
I prefer Melone x Prosciutto since they're the 2 hottest members of La Squadra.
Jordan Davis
Also being a weird looking fuck in glasses is what made me like him at first, so I guess I can kind of understand that.
I love how they did the eyes, they're beautiful.
Some people say opposites attract for pairings, but that's for things like one person not liking peanut butter and the other loving it, not something as big as the difference between Melone and Ghiaccio. I don't really like any La Squadra pairings aside from maybe Pesci and Prosciutto.
Leo Garcia
Statistically speaking on average, nobody in the world replied to this thread.
Charles Taylor
That's true, just like his point.
Joshua Wood
>3.09056705e-7 % of the world population replied to this thread
Luis Anderson
Risotto and Illuso are hotter than Melone.
Logan Morgan
Don't fall for this bait, it almost got me.
Jason Adams
Elijah Lewis
I don't know, I'd put them at about the same level. Although, Melone is slightly above Illuso by virtue of not having pigtails.
Justin Cook
this
melone is too dumb looking to be hot
Parker Jones
Fact
Adam Perry
>normal opinion is bait
Angel Morris
this is reverse bait to get us to post hot melone art
Isaiah Thompson
Why is Metallica so good?
Dylan Barnes
Melone looks like he would unironically use the word 'boipussy'.
Sebastian Harris
>rape stand
Melone deserved worse desu
Oliver Murphy
well I can't argue with that. He's too fabulous.
Robert Mitchell
What kind of life did he lead where his stand turned out like that?
Elijah Parker
gynecologist
Eli Thompson
It's the Seinfeld memes he spouts
Nathaniel Rogers
Who is the ugliest member of La Squadra? Hard mode: not including Pesci.
Ayden Ortiz
That's also the reasoning behind Jotaro x Kakyoin so what do you expect?
Julian Miller
>I don't know about Kars being into ryona, though.
Same. Jap fangirls hardly ever hit the mark.
Who the fuck "translated" this?
James Perry
I've paid as little attention to Jotaro and Kakyoin as possible.
Ghiaccio.
"And what's the deal with idioms?"
Evan Phillips
Doppyfag edited it for shits and giggles. It's obviously not an actual attempt at translation.
Jonathan Bailey
>they should like him how is, angry and with an unfortunate face.
This. Nobody agreed when I said Ghiaccio is ugly and nothing like he's depicted in fanart.
Connor Hall
>jojo artists
More like female fan artists in general. It's not exclusive to JoJo, retard. In fact, I think there's more artists in this fanbase who draw characters more realistically/faithfully than in other fanbases.
Jaxon Clark
Homo couple.
Julian Morris
He's ugly and gets pissed off over trivial things, but that's a big part of why I like him.
Luke Baker
That's fucking retarded logic.
Grayson Lewis
La Squadra Attractiveness, rated from most to least:
Melone = Prosciutto > Risotto > illuso > Ghiaccio > Formaggio > massive power gap > Pesci
Juan Sanchez
I forgot homo couple existed, they'd be after the massive power gap with Pesci still last.
Eli Gutierrez
Hmm...
Kayden Taylor
what do you guys think of Sup Forums draws dio?
Jaxson Butler
Prosciutto > Risotto > Illuso > Formiaggo > Melone > Ghiaccio > Pesci > Gay Meat
Joseph Mitchell
Are they actually supposed to be a homo couple or is it a fandom thing? It's been a while since I've read.
Nathan Morgan
>Melone that low
bait/10
Leo Adams
>Melone that high
bait/10
Wyatt Ross
improved translation said "They were so close, some people even wondered if they were a couple".
Ryan Gray
They were implied to be a couple
Tyler Miller
Formaggio>Melone=Illuso+Risotto>Prosciutto>Sorbet>Gelato>Ghiaccio>Pesci
I would be genuinely surprised if they weren't meant to be. One of the first things mentioned is that there's rumors that they're together because of how close they are.
No, Ghia is better than that.
Lucas Stewart
>ranking homo couple above Ghia
that's a bit too far, user