What does she do with those sausages she buys?
What does she do with those sausages she buys?
What do you think lonely girls do with giant sasugaes.
Eat giant hot dogs?
She rythmically thrusts it up and down her vagina until she climaxes, if you catch my drift
what did she mean by this?
Konata is a girl?! wtf
I know what she does.
Please report this post.
I am 17 (not really but I need to get banned so I can get my work done I have no self control)
Makes sausage sandwiches?
Do tell us user.
She trying to nekoDANCE
Tsukasa is thinking.
why would you do this
>me five years ago
>lucky star is gay moeblob killing the industry
>I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
>Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
>Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
>We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!
SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!
LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS. FUCKING THIS.
THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.
AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.
JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT WHAT THE FUCK
TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)
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If Konata is 18 by 2008 then....lets see here......Konata Izumi would have been born on May 28th, 1990. However it's also entirely possible that she was born a year earlier in 1989.
Konata is a 28 year old roastie now
Well yeah I guess but....where can I even find the manga now? I know it's still running but there's only been 10 volumes published and I don't think there have been any scans of anything past volume 10.
I think this one place in Japan sells them. I’m not sure though.
>Konata is a 28 year old cake
My headcanon is that Konata becomes depressed and the only reason she hasn't committed suicide already is because she's waiting for her dad to pass away
Konata makes the best reaction images
Konata makes the best everything
W-what are they laughing at?
Yutaka is finding it a great difficulty in opening her snacks.
Somebody help this poor girl.
ahhh good times.
Will Yutaka starve?
But why user?
Don't you want Yutaka to be happy and not die of starvation?
Konata is almost finished her training to become a wizard
I but my benin in her baggin
You know what there is never enough of........
Here's one, she's right in the back there.
She will be very hungry
U snooz U looz
I know, right? But no one wants to help poor Yutaka. I mean it wouldn't even take that much time, just to open those snacks.
Hmmmm. At first I thought "where?" but then I saw Kagami's hair. Not even sure if that is the front or back or sides of her? I'm guessing the back.
So, just in case I need something similar to pic related, user.
No. she must learn to open the snacks herself. When I was a child my dad said I would teach myself how to swim and he threw me straight into the 10 foot deep end of the pool and said I would float naturally. I did, but I was unconscious. when my body floated back up to the top he screamed in my era until I woke up at which point I would panic and drown all over again. Some lady called the police on him and because of that I never saw my dad again and I still don't know how to swim. Don't be that lady. Make her open the snacks herself even if it makes her arms fall off or else she will keep doing this for the rest of her life
She died, right?
I don't think it's the back. Let's try to get a little closer. How about now?
I don't catch your drift, my dude. Can you explain to me?
user, your Dad is a real chad. Shame it didn’t make a man out of you.
I sometimes wish I had a little girl to have fun with, molest and take pics. Alas, I only have my niece. But at least I am grooming her with catgirl hentai.
But user, you do realize that Yutaka isn't the strongest of people.
No. But Yutaka could if her snacks aren't opened.
she will become strong by opening 1000 snacks.
He's the reason Haruhi and Lucky Star became popular and he did nothing wrong.
That's much better user. However though, I need a full face of Kagami. 100% front full face that is.
pic related user.
Bless his nip soul. I hope he knows he has a place reserved in heaven for his duties on the world.
Hoof, user you are asking me to move a lot of people out of the way here. It's like parting the red sea. Just for you though, pal.
I appreciate your optimism user. But Yutaka still can't even open a single one of her snacks.
>he screamed in my era
He should've screamed in your dynasty, that would've really helped.
Ahhh... I haven't seen this pasta in a long time...
(face palms) user, that's not quite 100% of Kagami's face. Although I am greatful for your efforts. I still need that 100% face of Kagami.
Pic related of course.
Yeah, and you are stuck on the hook.
Her desire to eat snacks will allow her to overcome this challenge. Then, she will do it again the next day. And again, until she gets strong enough to open 1000 snacks in one day.
Fair enough user. But would it not hurt just this one time to simply open Yutaka's snacks for her?
This crowd is getting rowdy, user. I can only ask them to do so much.
Actually user, that's excellent. Might not quite be 100%, but considering the circumstances (the crowd) I approve of this.
On another note, I think we can both agree there still isn't enough Kagami's in this thread.
what Death Grips song is she listening to?
I suppose. I don't think I have a strong preference on the ratio of luckies present in any given thread. For now, how about you replace that ratty old Kagami with a fresh one?
How do i link to another post on another board?
Let me help you, small user.
I think this picture captures Kagami's elegance as well as her sensitivity.
And thank you for the fresh picture.
So, we know Kagami is your favorite Lucky Star, but who is Kagami's favorite Lucky Star?
>So close yet so far
Autism at it’s finest. (These posts and that video)
That's a good question user. I'd have to say Konata.
You didn't seriously just talk shit about Konata's Candy Mountain, did you?
Its pretty obvious
Have some more!
It was a compliment
Oh heck, my bad user. Thanks.