ding dong
Ding dong
who is it
Video games?
*cracks door open*
>yes? who are you?
This wasn't even funny when you tried it in Sup Forums
fuck off u lil Jehovah's Witness muthafucka ass lil bitch
Todaimas
>opening the door when you don't know who it is and they haven't replied to you after asking
>implying im not armed with a silenced 22 pistol.
You want an icepop little girl?
...
Is this some sort of innuendo
Wouldn't an option be to just close and lock the door?
HELLO?
Why is that loli wearing string panties
>oh? fine, come in let me find my wallet.
*opens door and invites inside.*
Dong ding
walk away
Who Where?
because she's really 1000 years old
Yeah?
The witch is dead
why aren't you?
of course not, little girls love sweet treats like a cold icepop, specially in this hot summer
WOW what a habbibbababib
Not this time
SHIT
GRENADE GET THE FUCK DOWN
>grab an arm and leg
>toss her off the balcony
Hey if I'm gonna arrested I'll bloody well deserve it
the only thing she needed to know is if a man lives there, and if he is home or not
once he answered the door he became fucked since if he closed it, she would just pull it. although she is only doing this to get money obviously, this could work a couple of times before the police start to notice how many men just happened to pull panties off the same little girl