Overwatch - Discussion

>this women is 37 (read: THIRTY SEVEN!) YEARS OLD

How does she do it?

Other urls found in this thread:

comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/reinhardt-dragon-slayer
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

She's got a healing beam and the power to raise the dead. She probably uses that technology on herself to some extent.

NANOMACHINEA

Someone (Mei I think? Maybe Tracer) basically comments that Mercy stopped aging at around 27, which was around time time she invented techniques that massively accelerated tissue healing.

Basically she keeps herself young with nano-machines, son.

She has. There's dialogue implying just that between her and Mei. Something along the lines of "You haven't aged a day!".

She's fictional

She had to break a lot of eggs to make such an omelette, Gray Fox.

She's a character in a video game. Regardless of age all women look like they're in their mid 20s, late 20s at most, or "old".

DELETE THIS!

>37 years in this photo
>how does she do it?
healthy lifestyle + make-up artists

Uwah! A real life Mercy! Charlize needs to cosplay her

>healthy lifestyle + make-up artists
You sure it isn't stealing the life from girls through some sort of devil magics?

All of the videos imply Overwatch is around 10+ years old. So why are there so many 20 year old kid heroes? Were they active back then? Or are they new to the Overwatch team?

Mercy is best old hag.

Not everyone was in the original Overwatch. For example D.VA, she was never an overwatch agent.

>Uwah!

She moisturizes with the semen she extracts from her male patients.

Please no.

Dermatologists hate her

Overwatch got shut down by the UN and got reformed unofficially.

neither Pharah

>Healer
>Doctor
>The power of healing and resurrection

It's more than obvius, you can see the explanation even from the moon.

And maybe jesus hate her

LIAR!
FUCKING LIAR GET OUT!

You mean lighting, makeup and photoshop

can't photoshop movies m8, makeup alone works wonders

...

>This man is 61 (read: SIXTY ONE!) YEARS OLD

How does he do it?

Powersuits must help a lot

>can't photoshop human beings to remove some skin blemishes
>but can bring into existence aliens, giant robots, talking animals, etc.
okay

>cant photoshop movies

They do, it's not that hard or expensive.

Just watch benjamin button

Honor

How do you misspell woman what the fuck

It's called make up you fucking retard.

Mercy is pretty

JUSTICE helps a lot. I'm more baffled by how Hanzo's age.

Wow this must be the new gorillaz album

Not surprised Rule34 Simulator: The Game is so popular here.

But that doesn't make me any less disgusted.

He's starting to gray at the sides a little bit.

He has the normal asian non aging until he hits 50 and turns into a pile of goo going on

Is there any nice animation where she moves the wings in response to her emotions? SFM preferably

She's a succubus.

Oh she'll be succing something alright...

Yep

Plenty of discussion there.

the disney/pixar face in this game is fucking unbearable

Still can't decide which support I like the most but she's a lot of fun

>I'm 28
>I'm ageing fast
>I will soon be "too old" for fit, attractive girls
>I will be stuck with wrinkly, cellulite-ridden cougars my own age

KILL
ME
NOW

Acquire money, fuck girls with daddy issues

Who cares
Fuck off

Reminder that Bastion is one of the easiest heroes to counter.

He's still huge without it

comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/reinhardt-dragon-slayer

>YFW Junkrats 25

And also the easiest to play

Goddamn, that's like near spessmuhrine give.

I'm almost 37... ;_;

Can i be beautiful?