What is Sup Forums's thoughts on Kali Muscle and his recent foray into gaming?

What is Sup Forums's thoughts on Kali Muscle and his recent foray into gaming?

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>this man went into csgo deathmatch and didnt get a single kill
>he felt bad and tried tf2, the most casual of casual shooters
>even as heavy he couldn't kill a single person
>feels bad again and then goes onto rocket league, scores exactly once, gets carried by his team, and is genuinely happy that he's done with this videogame bullshit

>you will never be fit, have a youtube channel, and play games

I don't care about negro in the op, I just want this.

That makes you sad?

he is new to PC gaming.

>CSGO and Uncharted 4
Well he's trying at least

I think he's going to die of a heart attack when he's 40 years old

Hope he enjoys that Uncharted 4 before his early grave

there is a very broad line that separates being new to an interactive platform and being thoroughly gimped at it from the start.

I am 100% not trying to shit on this man when I say this, and it's normal for people to be shit at things that are new, but the severity of his lack of game sense is going to be such a massive obstacle for him to the point that I don't think he'll ever be able to fully overcome it.

I'm not saying this like he has to be able to go pro in whatever he picks up, but I genuinely have never seen such a lack of understanding. I'm happy he was able to somewhat get the feel for rocket league at least, and I bet he has so many other things to do with his life, but still.

The thing is, he is just too big and muscled to use something as delicate and precise as a mouse to aim.

>people in this thread unironically feel bad for kali 'snitch' muscle
i bet you bought hyphymud too lmao

Yeah thats a good point. I had a friend who couldnt even grasp portal.

nah he just sucks.
if your sensitivity is that high you probably suck too.

kali is fun as fuck
comments review videos are gud

godspeed giganigga

Sup Forums is the last place that would care about alleged snitches.

>long time poster browses past a circlejerk

having test levels that high, he probably has a single digit iq at this point. he will always be too stupid for video games.

Man, i wish i had natty gains like him.

this is easily achievable w/ a good diet + 1 year of SS

SS + GOMAD right?

>good diet
He was in prison, he literally ate nothing but huge calorie shit like fritos, ramen noodles etc and just worked out all day.

precisely
exactly. purely natty gains from his superior prison diet

3 month of push ups and sit ups and you will be literally him: used bumhole, black etc.

>testosterone = dumb

keep telling yourself that betaboy

I played against a guy named Kali Muscle yesterday in Rocket League

>so stupid he can't even use google
i'm so sorry. looks like you were already affected. i hope the THICKposting is worth it at least.

>testosterone makes you retarded

t. tumblr

Lifting is POINTLESS. It's all about FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT.

hence why arnold and dolph are dumb as bricks

>gay for pay
>makes videos of himself wiping his own ass
>not rich panini

clearly you're not doing whatever it takes god damnit
right babe?

>be a roid nigger
>have to say nigger each 2 seconds give the sense that you're a big guy to your other tribe monkeys

yes?

>Can't even kill a single person in CS

man, reminds me of me when I first popped my PC gaming cherry.